[hvmlndr]

low muse, selective, private muse from the boys -- amazon prime series independent headcanoned version of THE homelander | scorned by cassie

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[hvmlndr]

*stares at the dash and blows the dust off*

[hvmlndr]

i’ve been feeling a bit stressed recently- so heres some clothes i wanna draw homie in

[rpmemes-galore]

Send me   “ Let me help you. ”   for your muse to find mine scared and injured 

[injunadcs]

Milly Alcock as Meg in Upright (2022) — 2.03 | BANANAS

[screenwrite]

Emily Alyn Lind as Audrey Hope GOSSIP GIRL (2021—) 2.01 “Deb Brawl in a Blue Dress”

[antlerqueer]

Sophie Thatcher as Natalie Scatorccio

Yellowjackets (2021-). s01e08.

[hithewalls]

isabel  may  ;  cowboy  camp  .

[lacemanhattan]

ODESSA A’ZION in Ladyworld 2018, dir. Amanda Kramer

[madeline-kahn]

“You fucking suck at baseball, bro! Deal with that shit!”

Undrafted (2016) dir. Joseph Mazzello

[rpdepartment]

i ’ m

e x i s t i n g 

o u t

o f

s p i t e

[rpmemes-galore]

Game Grumps — Pokemon: FireRed  {Sentence Starters}

“You’re an idiot.”

“I can’t deal, dude.”

“Don’t shut me out.”

“I’m sick of your lies.”

“Can you imagine it?”

“You’re sexy and little.”

“How’d you like them?”

“In reality, I’m quite weak.”

“I’m a pioneer of new words.”

“You committed it to memory?”

“Oh my god, you almost got it!”

“You and I are DONE-ion rings.”

“That’s a choice you can make?”

“Oh, he’s not as cute as he was.”

“Why don’t you go instead of me?”

“There’s, like, no sexy way to say it.”

“I have lots of dick punching stories.”

“I don’t know what any of that means.”

“It looks good on a bucket list resume!”

“What the hell are we fighting right now?”

“You were close, then. You almost had it.”

“It might kill me in one hit, but it might not.”

“It is metal, and its huge, and its powerful.”

“This is the weirdest thing for me to watch.”

“Okay… now its time to turn off the internet.”

“Where were you on the night of tomorrow?”

“I feel like that shouldn’t even be a problem.”

“And this guy is getting way too close to me.”

“This is making me feel really uncomfortable.”

“That movie scared the living shit out of me…”

“Yes! I did it! You saw it! Everyone’s a witness!”

“First sign of dying is misunderstanding vowels.”

“He should be thinking more about my emotions.”

“Would you like to do that? With me? Right now?”

“I can’t hear you over how awesome my Skip-It is.”

“I would love that. Nothing would make me happier.”

“What if you just punch them in the face, repeatedly?”

“They are rare. And they are very poisonous, do not eat.”

“There’s nothing wrong with her. Its you I have a problem with.”

“Starting to think these people who tell us we suck might be right.”

“How am I supposed to sleep with sexy, green space women, now?” 

“When you were rambling about some NONSENSE, I was fighting this dude over here.”

“You think you’re hot shit, but you ain’t! Just ‘cause you can teleport like fucking STAR TREK — !”

[hvmlndr]

young homie looking at noir like “dad?” and noir probably is just- “????? DO I LOOK LIKE”

[rpmemes-galore]

please don’t take my sunshine away … sentence starters

tw for mentions of cheating, break ups, injury, and death

“It’s too late to apologize.”

“No, I can’t lose you, I can’t!”

“All of your stuff is on the front lawn.”

“We were never meant for do or die.”

“Don’t die… Don’t die on me. Please…”

“We were always meant to say goodbye.”

“You don’t want me, baby, please don’t lie.”

“’Sorry’ in your voice doesn’t mean a thing.”

“I just don’t think we’re working out anymore.”

“Give me one more chance. Just one. Please.”

“I didn’t make the choice to give us up. You did.”

“You say you love me. And I think you did… once.”

“We were supposed to be perfect for each other…”

“Look at this godforsaken mess that you made me.”

“Please don’t make this any harder than it has to be.”

“No, please don’t… please, don’t leave me. I love you.”

“Please, fight this. You have to fight it. You have to live.”

“Don’t touch me. Haven’t you hurt me enough, already?”

“I know my love should be celebrated, but you tolerate it.”

“I had all and then most of you, some and now none of you.”

“People like you always want back the love they gave away.”

“You know that I love you so. I love you enough to let you go.”

“You can make it through this. I know you can. Y-you have to…”

“No. Oh, no. No no no. This can’t happen. No. You can’t die—!”

“It wasn’t anything either of us did. I think we just ran our course.”

“I kept giving you chances, and you kept wasting them. I’m done.”

“I don’t know how to word this, but I just… don’t love you anymore.”

“I loved you. I gave you everything. And you go and break my heart.”

“God, no, just stay awake, please! Don’t let go… I need you. I need you!”

“What, did you think I’d never find out? You think I’m that naive? Get out.”

“All these memories, and you went and threw it away… for what? I hope it was worth it.”

“I made you my temple, my mural, my sky… now I’m begging for footnotes in the story of your life.”

“And I want you to know, you couldn’t have loved me better, But I want you to move on, so I’m already gone.”

“You tell me that you love me more than anything you’ve ever known. So, why, then do you find it so easy to break me?”

[rpmemes-galore]

i’m so WEAK™ for hurt/comfort threads and i need 84049612 of them

[lunememes]

🌙  *  ―     𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐈𝐕𝐄 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐒𝐄𝐒  (  prompts for the five senses. add [reversed] to reverse the action. feel free to change wording as needed & add details )

𝐓𝐎𝐔𝐂𝐇.

[ 𝐒𝐎𝐅𝐓 ] ― sender wraps a soft blanket around receiver’s shoulders [ 𝐒𝐈𝐋𝐊 ] ― sender and receiver fall into bed together on silk sheets [ 𝐏𝐔𝐋𝐋 ] ― sender pulls receiver’s hair ( gently / hard ) [ 𝐇𝐀𝐈𝐑 ] ― sender strokes receiver’s hair [ 𝐁𝐑𝐔𝐒𝐇 ] ― sender brushes receiver’s hair [ 𝐏𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐓 ] ― sender paints a picture onto part of receiver’s body ( specify what & where ) [ 𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐄 ] ― sender traces their fingertips over receiver’s body [ 𝐒𝐂𝐀𝐑 ] ― sender traces a scar on receiver’s body [ 𝐇𝐎𝐋𝐃 ] ― sender reaches out to hold receiver’s hand [ 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐏 ] ― sender worships receiver’s body

𝐓𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄.

[ 𝐔𝐍𝐔𝐒𝐔𝐀𝐋 ] ― sender feeds receiver something they’ve never tried before ( specify what ) [ 𝐒𝐎𝐔𝐑 ] ― sender feeds receiver something sour ( specify what ) [ 𝐒𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐓 ] ― sender feeds receiver something sweet ( specify what ) [ 𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐂𝐄 ] ― sender feeds receiver something spicy ( specify what ) [ 𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐑 ] ― sender kisses receiver to taste the lingering flavour of what they ate or drank on their lips ( specify what ) [ 𝐂𝐎𝐏𝐏𝐄𝐑 ] ― sender bites receiver hard enough to draw blood [ 𝐔𝐍𝐖𝐄𝐋𝐋 ] ― sender feeds receiver soup when they’ve fallen ill [ 𝐃𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐊 ] ― sender makes receiver a cocktail to try [ 𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐇 ] ― sender cooks receiver their favourite meal [ 𝐓𝐑𝐘 ] ―  sender gives receiver a taste of what they’re cooking / baking for their opinion

𝐒𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓.

[ 𝐁𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐃 ] ― sender blindfolds receiver [ 𝐑𝐄𝐔𝐍𝐈𝐓𝐄 ] ― sender and receiver see each other again after a period of being apart [ 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄 ] ― sender notices something different about receiver ( injury / haircut / tattoo / piercing / etc ) [ 𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐌𝐀𝐋 ] ― sender greets receiver in formal partywear ( feel free to add detail ) [ 𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐍𝐒 ] ― sender takes receiver to see lanterns in the sky [ 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐒 ] ― sender and receiver lay under the stars to stargaze [ 𝐆𝐀𝐙𝐄 ] ― sender and receiver lock eyes across the room [ 𝐒𝐇𝐀𝐃𝐎𝐖 ] ― sender and receiver see a shadow move out the corner of their eye [ 𝐁𝐔𝐑𝐍 ] ― sender and receive watch as something burns ( candles / a building / a campfire / etc ) [ 𝐅𝐈𝐒𝐇 ] ― sender takes receiver to the aquarium to watch the sea life [ 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐊 ] ― sender recognises receiver at a masquerade party

𝐒𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐃.

[ 𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐈𝐂 ] ― sender puts on the radio to listen to music with receiver [ 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐘 ] ― sender plays receiver their favourite song on an instrument ( specify what ) [ 𝐑𝐀𝐈𝐍 ] ― sender and receiver are in bed together while rain lashes against the windows / tent / etc [ 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐒𝐏𝐄𝐑 ] ― sender whispers something in receiver’s ear ( specify what ) [ 𝐃𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐄 ] ― sender asks receiver for a dance upon hearing a song [ 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐘 ] ― sender and receiver hear a sound when they should be alone ( footsteps / creaking floorboards / a scream / etc ) [ 𝐇𝐔𝐌 ] ― sender hums a lullaby to lull receiver to sleep [ 𝐌𝐔𝐅𝐅𝐋𝐄𝐃 ] ― sender comforts a temporally deaf receiver after a loud sound ( gunshot / explosion / etc ) [ 𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐖𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐌 ] ― sender calms receiver down from a panic attack in a loud place [ 𝐀𝐅𝐀𝐑 ] ― sender and receiver hear a muffled sound from another room / outside ( music / people / creature / etc ) [ 𝐒𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐎𝐖 ] ― sender hears receiver crying and approaches comfort them

𝐒𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐋.

[ 𝐁𝐀𝐓𝐇 ] ― sender puts a scented bath bomb into receiver’s bath [ 𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐋𝐄 ] ― sender lights a scented candle for receiver [ 𝐅𝐑𝐀𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐄 ] ― sender puts perfume / aftershave on receiver’s ( wrist / neck / cheek ) [ 𝐒𝐂𝐄𝐍𝐓 ] ― sender inhales receiver’s scent [ 𝐂𝐎𝐎𝐊 ] ― sender is drawn to the kitchen by receiver’s cooking [ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐒 ] ― sender steals an item of receiver’s clothes because it smells like them [ 𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐖𝐄𝐑 ] ― sender notices receiver smells of their shampoo / shower gel [ 𝐅𝐋𝐎𝐖𝐄𝐑𝐒 ] ― sender gives receiver flowers [ 𝐖𝐀𝐒𝐇 ] ― sender helps clean receiver after a long day / stressful situation [ 𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐊𝐘 ] ― sender and receiver walk through the sewers to escape capture / avoid detection / chase someone [ 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐀𝐆𝐄 ] ― sender massages receiver with a scented oil

[hvmlndr]

its sad that we don’t talk about how homie has an ability “ enhanced vocal cords “ meaning mf can scream and burst your ear drums-