Incorrect Quotes!

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Gon: Killua and I are so close we even share a toothbrush!

Killua: We what?

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I’m so sorry about the huge bunch of notifications but I’m absolutely loving your blog

Thank you!!

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I think I

I think I just went through your entire blog-

Sorry about that but you were funny-

HAVE AN AWESOME DAY HILARIOUS PERSON

THANK YOU 😭 YOU TOO!

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These are making my day thank you! (◍•ᴗ•◍)❤

You just made mine! Tysm ❤️❤️😊

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Killua: Please don’t tell Kurapika.

Leorio: Oh, I’m not going to say a word.

Killua: ...you’re going to make me tell him aren’t you?

Leorio: Loud and clear. And every nitty gritty detail.

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Killua: I wasn’t that drunk!

Leorio: You told your father that he was revoked from his duties because you found a new daddy.

Killua:

Leorio: Your father. Who is a top tier assassin.

Killua:

Leorio: Gon had to run away begging for forgiveness

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Leorio: *wakes up in the middle of the night to see Gon an inch from his face*

Gon: So me and Killua had this idea—

Killua, standing at the doorway: *to Leorio* Stop screaming.

Gon: —so we had this idea

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Kidnapper: We have your best friend.

Killua: Let me speak with him.

Kidnapper: Go ahead, you’re on speaker.

Killua: Dumbass

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Gon: Remember that time you dared me to lick the swing set?

Killua: No, I said, “Gon, don’t lick the swing set,” and you said, “Don’t tell me what to do” and then you licked the swing set.

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Kurapika: Accidentally indulged in a little too much “me time.”

Kurapika: Turns out I’ve been reported missing for over six months and presumed dead by most local and national authorities.

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Killua: Why do you two look so sad?

Gon: Sit down with us so we can tell you.

Killua: [sits down]

Zushi: The bench is freshly painted.

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Killua, without looking up: You look really nice today.

Kurapika: Oh, thank yo—wait, you’re not even looking??

Killua: I don’t have to. I can hear Leorio’s heartbeat and it doubled when you walked in.

Leorio: *chokes*

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Senritsu, without looking up: You look really nice today.

Kurapika: Oh, thank yo—wait, you’re not even looking??

Senritsu: I dont have to. I can hear Leorio’s heartbeat and it doubled when you walked in.

Leorio: *chokes*

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Killua, without looking up: You look really nice today.

Kurapika: Oh, thank yo—wait, you’re not even looking??

Killua: I don’t have to. I can hear Leorio’s heartbeat and it doubled when you walked in.

Leorio: *chokes*

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Someone: Oh, you poor thing.

Leorio: Don’t bring my financial status into this!

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Killua, holding up a piece of cauliflower in front of Leorio's face: What is this?

Leorio: Uh...cauliflower?

Killua, turning to Gon: Okay, now tell him what you think this is.

Gon, arms crossed and dead serious: Ghost broccoli.

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Killua: How the hell are you two friends?

Illumi: We’re not. Keep your friends close but your enemies closer.

Illumi: Intimately close. Seduce your enemies.

Hisoka: Marry your enemies and poison the wedding cake.

Illumi: I’m not marrying you if you bring the wedding cake into it. That’s just unnecessary.

Hisoka: You’re right, I went too far.

Hisoka: I apologize.

Killua: Please just…forget I asked.

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I literally just went through all of your posts. I have no life, it seems.

I love you for that! 😊 (don’t worry I do that all the time haha we can be no-life-buddies!)