ironically,,

18+ | European

[bisonwares]

BIG OLE CATFISH

Compared to the regular sized fish I make to the right! Still a work in progress but she's starting to come to life :)))

Sewing her belly now

[bisonwares]

She's ready for her float!!! 🪡🎣🎏

[epicsause-official]

i think we are long overdue for a game that does the reverse of 90s first person shooters and actively makes fun of the player for picking the hard difficulty

[epicsause-official]

heres kinda what i mean

[tanadrin]

would be fun if language acquisition echoed language evolution a la recapitulation theory. kids going through an indo european phase.

[jadagul]

https://xkcd.com/2567/

[tanadrin]

fuuuuuck there really is an xkcd for everything

[bigscaryd]

Quick put an animal book in front of him and ask him what this guy is

[nordenflycht]

there's an xkcd for that also

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

[steveyockey]

affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them

[automaticharpy]

new product concept. Creek Yogurt. you know what it is. CREEK YOGURT: You Fucking Bet Your Ass It Has Active Cultures

[sacred-portal]

[jewfrogs]

falling asleep during the day: slipping away on a clouds so easy

falling asleep at night: I heard an ant gasp downstairs

[geminisee]

x

[talesfromthecrypts]

“They said they wanted a vampire relationship with no age gap”

“No age gap??!?!?”

“And no non-con elements”

“NO NON CON?”

“And no coercion or otherwise manipulative behaviors”

“Joe they want a vampire with NOTHING”

[tanoraqui]

I’m starting a collection.

[sonoftheria]

✴︎ BETRAYED STRAYS ✴︎

[karvetu]

hey what's that first pride flag in your bio

Thank you so much for asking that is the flag of Lithuania

[i-also-translate-into-lithuanian]

anonimas užklausė: ė kas ten per pasididžiavimo vėliava pas tave biografijoj

karvetu: ačiū labai už pasiteravimą tai yra Lietuvos vėliava

[niyarest]

can someone explain what he's talking about i got distracted by his giant jiggling honkers badonkers

[x]

[niyarest]

[official-boob-posts]

the slut is back !?

[second-impact]

[nacht---hexe]

[cpericardium]

that's genius... xi jinping was right

[burgerdotcom]

reblogs were off

[a-harlots-progress]

[akelasfaith]

This fawn and bobcat were found in an office together, cuddling under a desk after a forest fire

[the-final-sif]

This caption is not actually correct, the fawn and bobcat were not found in an office together cuddling after a forest fire. The bobcat kitten was found first incredible dehydrated a week prior and then the 2009 Jesusita forest fire occurred and the rescue then had to deal with a huge flood of animals. Animal Rescue Team was saving as many animals as they could, but because of the massive number of animals they ran out of space and didn’t have any choice but to temporarily place the two together while they were running more rescues.

Usually, you would never house these two species together, but when in an emergency situation with literally nowhere else to put them, the rescue had to do it. Luckily for them, the 3 week old kitten and 3 day old fawn quickly bonded in their dire circumstance and several very cute photos were taken before the two were separated to be raised separately for release once the situation had cleared up and there was space for the fawn.

Learning the whole story also means that you get to find out that there are more photos!!