Hey there demons.It's me, ya boy.

Government-Assigned Van Helsing kin Mom of the Real Count Catula 26, she/her, loves Gothic lit, monsters, and magical girls! Autistic, ADHD, Bi and PROUD

[looneyslounge]

@hydevanhelsing yOU have to watch steven moffat's jekyll

[hydevanhelsing]

What makes you think I HAVENT seen it?

[looneyslounge]

....have you seen his dracula? He made it with Mark Gatiss.

[hydevanhelsing]

Listen, his Dracula is total ass but his Jekyll is better.

[90s-kid-sad-adult]

lie to me

[looneyslounge]

@hydevanhelsing yOU have to watch steven moffat's jekyll

[hydevanhelsing]

What makes you think I HAVENT seen it?

[brideofmirrors]

Ayesha watch Üwe

[wheel-of-fish]

A new era of Saturday Streams

June 6, 2026 will mark my 300th and final evening as the host of Saturday Streams. 

It’s been an incredibly difficult decision to make—one I’ve flirted with multiple times over the last few years—but it does, ultimately, feel like the right one. I’ve experienced both an increasing burnout and an increasing need to focus on more local community and relationship building, especially given the current political climate, and I think the Saturday-night crowd deserves someone who's all in.

That someone is Deb (@from-aldebaran), who has enthusiastically attended almost every stream since they became a weekly fixture in March 2020. She has so much respect for Saturday-night traditions, and she’ll also bring new ideas to the table.  We’ve already done a successful trial run, and I'll of course be around to help with the transition as necessary (though I have full confidence she'll handle it just fine!). And I'll still pop in here and there to hang out!

As always, @glassprism continues to make streams possible by regularly sharing her video library, and we wouldn’t be able to do it without her! There are so many individuals I'd love to thank, really, but it would take too long and I'd inevitably forget someone. So just assume that if you're reading this, I'm so grateful for you.

It’s hard for me to talk about, but it's incredibly emotional to step away from a role that has come to feel like it’s intrinsically a part of me (but is also much, much bigger than me). I didn’t expect to host as long as I have, or to have gained so many friendships and meetups and experiences as a result, and I’m forever grateful for those opportunities.

The fact that so many phans have passed through the streams and continue to do so after all this time is a testament to how important these gathering spaces are. I’ve been reading a lot about community building lately, and the most important thing any one person can do is show up. So thank you for showing up, every week, after all of this time, and thanks in advance for continuing to show up just as enthusiastically for Deb.

Signing off,  Fish

[hydevanhelsing]

WE LOVE YOU FISH! THANKS FOR EVERYTHING!

[afrophunk]

I won’t stop until Hazel the Rabbit is in every AU I can think of

Did my best to capture the style I grew up on. For my first time, I think it looks pretty good.

In this AU, Hazel’s name is slightly changed to Hazelnut Brigadeiro. Brigadeiros are a type of chocolate Brazilian sweet. Sometimes they come with other flavors and toppings such as hazelnuts, and sometimes are put in these cupcakes wrap holders.

Of course, since this is Hazel, we had to try to incorporate bunny influence, and so I looked into chocolate bunnies. There are chocolate bunnies that have hazelnuts as well.

Hazel and her family are typically miners or have some sort of occupation around rocks. I figured rock candy would act like the gems and well-rocks, in a Strawberry Shortcake world. It’s been a while since I’ve seen the 2000s show, so idk if there is a candy land district that’s been completely explored. I’d Imagine Hazelnut likes to travel and made her way to Strawberry Land, selling candy to different from her family’s place. She meeting some friends, and gets into competitive spats with Raspberry Tart. This is unfortunately not a world that involves fighting, or at least not encourage it. So she and Tart probably do some extreme sports to cool off steam, as long as it doesn’t involve water.

Poppy of course is a hedgehog. Specifically a candy hedgehog. Her name is based off of pop rocks, which seemed fitting for pet for Hazel. Sure I could have given her a rabbit as a pet, but that’s way too obvious for Hazel. Plus the point is that SHE’S the rabbit here. Also I based the shape off of Snom, cuz it’s a lil guy.

Y’all think they would just call her “Hazel” for short anyways? 😅

[afrophunk]

It's fucking Strawberry Shortcake @staff

[hydevanhelsing]

I don't know if anyone has noticed him yet....but there is a hidden Artemis plush in NASA's mission control room....

[hydevanhelsing]

HE'S OUT NOW!!!

[prguitarman]

!

[prguitarman]

Happy 15th birthday to Nyan Cat! The post above is the original and first post of the 8bit kitty back on April 2nd, 2011.

I drew it as a cake to celebrate 🎂🐈‍⬛✨

[hydevanhelsing]

I don't know if anyone has noticed him yet....but there is a hidden Artemis plush in NASA's mission control room....

[leonardoeatscarrots]

Losing it at the live chat on the moon launch

Gotta be my fav comment

Yaoi is found in the most beautiful places

[crabussy]

Do u think Artemis || will find aliens on #themoon

no but it’d be really fucking funny if they found Me up there. how’s your aim

[neyruto]

april fools day is the perfect day to confess your undying love for someone if they dont feel the same you can just yell “trolled u” and run away whooping and hollering so no one can see the gentle tears on your face 

[primus-why]

“Ha! It was a joke, Prime! A simple lie intended to humor me! And it worked! But I must be going now…”

[overlordraax]

Oh Megatron, you gay disaster, stop taking relationship advice from Starscream.

[invaderxan]

[corvuskidd]

i’m gonna try posting my tf stuff on here i guess? i like soundwave a lot :3

i’m on insta if u wanna see my other stuff !! idk if ill post them here.. maybe the “pinups”…

[auxphono]

Please please please don't click those phishing texts

[auxphono]

[operafish]

Build a Caesar salad :)

romaine lettuce

caesar dressing

croutons

parmesan cheese

knife

Voting ended onMar 12, 2024

[facts-i-just-made-up]

But what is the true meaning of Ides Day?

Long long ago, 2069 years- A Roman named Caesar stood before his peers. He wasn't aware that a faction was stationed to stab him to death for his king aspirations.

First several senators pulled on his robes and slashed with their knives at his prefrontal lobes and cut up his face and his arms and his back and sunk their blades deep in an all-out attack.

"This is violence!" he said in his old Latin tongue, he shouted for help but no allies did come. "Casca," he cried, "My friend from the cirque!" But Casca indeed had gone fully berserk.

Gaius Servilius brought pain to his side, Bucilianus and Decimus cut up his thighs, Then Marcus Brutus joined up in the queue And stabbed him as well, Caesar asked, "Even you?"

But it's not the stabbing itself that's so crucial, It's not just his death that so earns our approval. It's the fact that they stopped him from tyranny, yes- To stop a dictator is why they transgressed.

So when despots are stationed above every law, and threaten to chew us all up in their maw, we celebrate March 15th with desire that maybe our senate will tell ours, "You're fired."