oh no, you're giving me ideas~☆

Horny side-blog. mostly t4t. bisexual. vers. switch. 30s. it/he/they (ordered by preference). freaky li'l dude, if I'm being honest. gotta get freakier tho. mostly reblogs, but if I write then I write.

[hyenaboycunt]

I'm not a bot!! Just a horny trans versatile switch who finally caved and made a horny side blog. Early 30s, it/he/they pronouns, non-monogamous.

I'm into a bunch of stuff. Scroll and see if you like it. Feel free to leave or block if it's not your vibe; we're here to have a good time after all.

I don't really think about tagging when I'm horny, so reblogs are usually untagged. Original content is tagged since I wanna be able to find that shit later and I was writing anyway.

If you like my blog then you should hit on me. Be weird about it for bonus points.

[meoware]

This one is for the robotfuckers in my audience. And for me, the robot in question.

[ghastlytboy]

[hoping you'll pin me to the ground and fuck me into the dirt] do you wanna go play outside

[hyenaboycunt]

I'm so cooked. I spent the drive to work listening to his album and like, deciphering the lyrics and I'm so fukkin cooooooked.

[ace-trainer-alice]

Oh no, love potions don't work like that anymore. First sight rules cause so many problems, you know? And blood magic is expensive.

These days, they do a kind of automatic bonding process, where the magic in them connects with the target, and then applies to the subject. You see, it has to do with the mana field within the potion and the mana field of the individual, and the relative resonance of the two. You see—

Well, yes, yes, it's all very technical. I was getting the feeling some of it was going over your head, but you don't have to stop me like that. I guess, suffice to say, it won't do anything if she just drinks it like this.

Ok, so, how it actually works is you need to drink it first, just a little bit of it, a mouthful. Then you slowly swirl it around in your mouth to make sure it gets everywhere and picks up as much of you as possible. You want to really mix it with your essence.

Do it in front of me, please, so I can be sure you're doing it right. I don't want anything to go wrong.

There. Just like that. Look in my eyes. Good. I can see that it's working. Smile for me. I can see it in your eyes.

Now be a good girl for me and drink the rest of the bottle.

[villainwithacrush]

[pixeljade]

i am a SUCKER for characters who start out as copies of other characters but eventually become their own people, their own identities, completely different from who they once reflected

[crotchfairies]

sorry for sexualizing icky gross things as if it’s my fault they’re all literally hot

[ace-trainer-alice]

I don't really tend to see my sadism as very cruel. It comes from the same place as wanting to see you happy, or wanting to see you laugh. Wanting to see you cry, wanting to see you scream, wanting to see you break. They're all just feelings, and I want all of you. I'd cut your chest open to see more of you if I could still have you after, but ah well. Much of the sadistic component is just wanting to see and cause stronger emotions. A hands-on experience discovering what noises your lungs are capable of making. Is that really so unusual?

[ace-trainer-alice]

you think that it's cute when I, normally really expressive and emotional, go totally dead eyed and expressionless while I'm hurting someone.

[ace-trainer-alice]

I'd like to say something like "if desperate squirming and repeatedly asking me to stop wasn't supposed to be a good thing, why do you look so cute beneath me like this", but in truth the fact that you don't like it is part of why I find it cute, so it's a bit circular.

[ace-trainer-alice]

sadistgirl cutely blushing and looking away and stumbling over its words as it asks if it can press on the pretty purple bruise on your thigh it noticed earlier because it really wants to listen to the noises you'll make.

[hyenaboycunt]

Literally got horny about putting in the batteries and closing the battery case for my controller. Whatever is wrong with me is fucking hilarious and delightful.

[formlab]

Ann Edholm

[parkchanwoohoo]

I beg my kidnappers for a phone, swearing not to make any calls or texts, and they stare over my shoulder, holding a gun to my head as I use my newly-freed hand to post, "So do like, dudes just buy ropes and baklavas from the same store or what lmfao like a specialty Crime Store"

One of the kidnappers says "balaclavas" but it's muffled under the fabric. I ask them to repeat and they do, their voice raspy from disuse. "You wrote baklava, that's a pastry." The other kidnapper goes "stfu" and then after a pause goes "Why would you buy from a crime store"

[godisafujoshi]

Then they spit roast me

[parkchanwoohoo]

I didn't wanna say this but now that someone's left this kind of comment I have to be honest: Everyone else's tags are funny but this is the only person who understood my vision for this scenario

[pup-jpg]

Everywhere is an erogenous zone if it hurts enough

[crowttore]

arranged marriage or marriage of convenience and they don't want to force you to sleep in the same bed or even room as them so they're very respectfully saying goodnight before going to their quarters to fuck their fist while thinking about how relaxed you finally seemed after dinner that night