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[video description: a man playing saxophone in front of a large pipe. everything he plays echoes back through the pipe, resulting in a call-and-response type song. the person behind the camera claps along to the beat. end description.]
I think about this tweet every single time I see this advertisement
this whole thing is way too good to be giffed you need to expirience itĀ
There are so many things that are TOP quality about this. The business with the mic rope. The bounding across the stage like an excited puppy or a newsie. The Voiceā¢ļø that is so synonymous with John, you know, the voice of a guy who sells ice cream at the soda fountain in the 50ās. The analogy itself.
Itās all so beautiful, such peak humor and content.
Emmy Award Winningā¢ļø
I FOUND IT AGAIN.
Hereās the āhorse loose in a hospitalā bit. Good news, it has closed captioning.
āI DONT REMEMBER THAT IN HAMILTON.ā OMG
God Iāve heard so much about this guy and this is my first time actually watching one of his bits. Heās as funny as yāall make him out to be tbh
This is my favorite video ever
Iām going to be talking about this for the rest of my life. Because this? This is one of the defining pieces of culture from a time when life went from bad to worse. Everyone knows this sketch. Almost word for word. This four minute bit is carrying us through these times, and is probably the only piece of media to come directly from politics that is genuinely joyful.
You simply cannot talk about this era without mentioning the horse loose in a hospital. It defines the entire experience, and does it hilariously.
I fucking adore this man
i love john edmund mulaney with my whole entire heart, and you may quote me on that
i just realized that this is going to be something that people look at in like 50-100 years when talking about this era of american politics and people are going to be interpreting it and its probably going to be on someones fucking dbq like no no one outside of this time period will every ever be able to grasp just how accurately this describes Everything
THATāS WHERE IT COMES FROM
āthatās what I thought youd say you dumb fucking horseā
HORSE IN THE HOSPITAL
OHHH SO THATāS WHAT THAT WAS ABOUTTTT
Reblogging this in honor of the horse being sent to the hospital.
being a student right now is so fucking terrible is anyone coping
like what the fuck is a deadline when 1 million people have died
Iām not a student, but this is a thought that crosses my mind every day. And every day I try telling myself, Keep working, because when this is all over, youāll be glad for the work youāve done.Ā
Itās like the long winters of the past, when the granaries would slowly empty and people started to fear spring would never come again: during the dark days, you do things. You repair your tools. You enjoy each otherās company. You sing old songs and write new ones. You make ropes and nets and weave blankets and do anything you donāt have time for in the summer. And itās hard to do it and hard to stay hopeful, but that way, when spring comes - and spring does come, spring will come - you can start working in the fields with a brand-new plow and good boots and a head full of songs.
Thank you
What the fuck ravisher125 just laying his friendās shit out on the table for everyone to see first and last name
We stan
I love all the possible implications from:Ā āMama is trans and wasnāt out back thenā,Ā āMama successfully committed feminist voter fraudā, toĀ āMama just fucking voted and the people running her local ballot box knew what was fucking good for them and stayed out of her wayā.Ā
New tumblr is @lilyvalleycamp
Moving accounts - Will update when its finished
its 2020 cringe is dead rarity is trans send tweet
You know what doesnāt sit right and will NEVER sit right...
How George Floyd, a good innocent black man went to the store to buy things who then was murdered by a police officer for suspected forgery.
Then the next day Peter Manfredonia, a white armed serial killer who was on the run across 4 states, was caught and arrested peacefully.
And how black and black ally protesters in Minneapolis protesting for the arrest of the officers who killed George Floyd, were attacked by the police. They were peaceful.
But a few weeks ago, white people stormed governments buildings in Michigan protesting the quarantine because they wanted a haircut and the police did nothing to them. They were armed.
The problem is clear as water. WHITE PRIVILEGE AND RACISM. It exists and is real. Deny it? Youāre the problem. Donāt say or do anything about it? Youāre the problem. Abuse your white privilege? Youāre the problem. Donāt see a problem with all this? YOURE THE PROBLEM.
CRY WITH THE BLACK COMMUNITY. MOURN WITH THEM. STAND ALONG SIDE WITH THEM. FIGHT FOR THEM. BECAUSE BLACK LIVES ARE IMPORTANT AND THEY ABSOLUTELY FUCKING MATTER.
WHAT HAS HAPPENED IN CAPS
I am totally going to start usingĀ āTrouble in caps and italics!ā an an exclamation.
wtf this is my tweet
Drew cat Steven & Lion as AC villagers.
Because Iāve made a call out post yesterday & today would be a chill out post.
it would be so funny if percy had a distinct new york accent so when he stumbles into camp jupitor and he's like "i have no memories. i dont even know where i'm from" frank and hazel look at each other and are like we can tell you where you're from, buddy.
Hey yo itās Percy jackson walking here, I gotta get my mom back bada bing bada boom
Zoned out for twenty min thinking about how Iād explain fortnite to an ancient Roman
....well? don't leave us hanging š
Iād open with its a painting but it moves. (Itās enchanted to move?) Uh, sure. (Witchcraft!) I am stoned. Letās try again. Iād open with its many paintings put together in succession so it has the appearance of movement. Demonstrate by drawing a simple page flip animation of a fish swimming in the margin of a book. Okay. So this buff cat. You see the catās head on the muscular manās body? (Is this an Egyptian god?) Uh, no. Itās just like, we donāt have that shit anymore. I mean, so much time has passed, its pretty much fallen out of the cultural milieu here. (Existential crisis. I get him some tea. He spits it out cuz he thinks itās disgusting.) ok buddy. So. You good to keep going? Okay so. Itās many paintings in quick succession so it appears to move, and you control its movement. Not the whole painting. Just the cat. He moves around on this landscape. The point of controlling the catās movement is like the point of a war game. Loosely. (So you practice war? Sharp nod. War.) Uh, okay. So then, when you get your little man to kill someone, thatās good, right. (What is he doing now?) Oh heās dancing. You can make him do a little dance after he kills someone. (Itās inappropriate to do a little dance after you take a manās life.) Okay but itās not actually ā (itās INNAPROPRIATE. I spit on this). He spits at my laptop.