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[thesnadger]

Alternate caption for the center: “do you think this might be because of all the genocide that happened here?”

Keep my other post in mind and don’t take this diagram too seriously, I’m just having some fun.

[iloveyourfeed]

[clitorous]

“Do I contradict myself? Very well, then I contradict myself, I am large, I contain multitudes.” -Walt Whitman

[longwander]

This has 200k notes but none of you know the truth of the I Hate Rubber Boots Guy. This man lives in my city. He wears this outfit constantly. The Weird Toronto photo group has a ban on posting him because he’s always like this.  He has done this for years. Every so often he buys a taller pair of rubber boots.

[wordcubed]

#you can tell this is an old photo by the height of his boots

[wizardnuke]

[ampervadasz]

[paulryanfatnutsjutsu-deactivate]

[smeasel]

I gotta go google 3 of these things brb

[smeasel]

yeah this is pretty funny

[melgillman]

Here’s HSTHETE, the 24 hour comic I drew this year!  Thanks to everybody who followed along on twitter this weekend as I posted these pages <3

[kafk-a]

Jenny Slate, from an interview Hozier on twitter  Chelsea Hodson, from Tonight I’m Someone Else

[glumshoe]

I just...

you can’t parody this...

[mediocreaustinpowers-deactivate]

please tell me this is not real

[glumshoe]

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1181232249821388801?s=21

Donald J. Trump on Twitter

“As I have stated strongly before, and just to reiterate, if Turkey does anything that I, in my great and unmatched wisdom, consider to be o

[blueskittlesart]

finished 7 deadly sins so i guess i really am gonna have to start watching naruto now ://

[blueskittlesart]

this is the funniest possible tag someone could have put on this post

[swarnpert]

if i had a rod shot through my skull i would simply not become a huge asshole

[swarnpert]

rip to phineas gage but im different

[hope-for-the-planet]

(Source)

Thanks to @jabberwockypie for sending this in!

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

8/17/2019

[babyboyfez-deactivated20191126]

His knees gave in near the top 😂

[wakandamama]

[willsmithsmackedtheshitoutofme]

Lmfaoooooooooooo

[hustlerose]

________ |               | |  TT_TT  | |_______ |  / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / /

[hustlerose]

 ________ |               | |  TT   TT  | |___ o___|      =====o*  / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / /

[badjokesbyjeff]

A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night.

Oof

[first-lady-of-infinity-deactiva]

I had to stop, look up from my phone, and take a deep breath before reblogging.

[heir-to-the-diamond-throne]

Me: *falling asleep to an audiobook on the science of the gut*

Book: saliva is actually filtered blood!

Me: ʕʘ‿ʘʔ

[heir-to-the-diamond-throne]

Me: ʕʘ‿ʘʔ

Book: saliva also contains a painkiller that is stronger than morphine, but we don’t produce a lot of it otherwise we’d be constantly high

Me: ʕʘ Д ʘʔ

[heir-to-the-diamond-throne]

Opiorphin is 6x stronger than morphine and actually contains an anti-depressant compound which is why some doctors believe it’s linked to comfort eating

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed/20610867/

[enbyroses]

Everyone spit on me so I won’t be depressed

[smallrat36wagon-deactivated2021]

i remember this post but only the horny bitch at the end

[skogsnymfsang]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[afloweroutofstone]