Hyperfixation Land

Side blog where I let my hyper-fixated brain gremlins take the wheel

[luzxxii]

[calamitousortbo]

speech therapy

jude bellingham / erling haaland, E, 5.2k words

tags: PWP, dirty talk, light dom/sub, fluff and humour, humiliation kink, (in the sense that jude finds his own desires humiliating), (and erling enjoys this somewhat)

Summary:

"Jude," Erling says, tone contemplative.

"No," Jude replies preemptively, even as his cock jerks between them.

Erling laughs, his eyes crinkling with it, and fucks into him once, harder, making Jude gasp and grab at the sheets. "You don't even know what I was going to say."

"Yes I do." Jude's voice comes out wrecked, and they've barely started. Embarrassing. "You're gonna make me say things."

or: a series of lessons in intimate communication

[bookofbabadook]

[samirasystole]

sepideh officially back in scrubs. ive been praying for days like these

[telemarcs]

LMAO

[paverics]

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

[paverics]

comedians can only dream of writing something this funny

[77redflag77-blog]

I love this so much… Gender is what we make it! 🩷

[hyper-fixation-land]

I have a good relationship with my parents but tell me why I’m having to negotiate with myself about posting my own interests on my own blog 🫠 literally convincing myself that it’s ok to take up space in my own space!!!! And on a side blog no less. That I created so that I could post about my passing interests without bothering the people who follow me… ahhhhhhhhhhhh

[wincaraz]

[bcollisons63]

keep seeing jude bellingham x reader or erling haaland x reader smut on here.

no, i want THEM to fuck. im not involved, thanks

[patdyuri]

footballtwt during the world cup oh how i’ll miss you

[wincaraz]

[doinggreat]

[hyper-fixation-land]

Alexander Sørloth you have earned yourself a hater for life in me.

[hyper-fixation-land]

Do the right thing Erling Haaland. Defeat the English and you will be reincarnated as a lotus flower.

[hyper-fixation-land]

They couldn’t do it but honestly I can’t blame them (other than Sorloth, that man is either an idiot or a glory hunter) and I’m just so proud of how well they did.

[hyper-fixation-land]

Now cheering exclusively for France (or Spain but I don’t think Spain can win against Argentina + fifa)

[hyper-fixation-land]

I’m so proud of the Norwegian team 🥹🥲

[hyper-fixation-land]

Norway I need you to do something for me