oh we live in a perfect world everybody is perfect

27 • pro scroller

[calamitousortbo]

speech therapy

jude bellingham / erling haaland, E, 5.2k words

tags: PWP, dirty talk, light dom/sub, fluff and humour, humiliation kink, (in the sense that jude finds his own desires humiliating), (and erling enjoys this somewhat)

Summary:

"Jude," Erling says, tone contemplative.

"No," Jude replies preemptively, even as his cock jerks between them.

Erling laughs, his eyes crinkling with it, and fucks into him once, harder, making Jude gasp and grab at the sheets. "You don't even know what I was going to say."

"Yes I do." Jude's voice comes out wrecked, and they've barely started. Embarrassing. "You're gonna make me say things."

or: a series of lessons in intimate communication

[wincaraz]

Jude Bellingham | World Cup 2026: 7 goals, 1 assist

[caprart1]

i DO believe that a good writer can make mischaracterization work. oh there's a character who doesn't normally cry? figure it out!! disect the character. make the situation cryable for them. make that character cry ugly tears even if it goes against their very nature. YOU CAN MAKE IT WORK!!!

[amyrosedefensesquad]

A great piece of advice I've seen is "Don't fixate about what the character would never do. Think about the circumstances that would drive them to do this, even if they wouldn't normally."

[ficsinhistory]

Best advice ever!

[guiltfactory]

rpf is like 65% the most fun you've ever had and 35% the worst pain imaginable and a lot of the time you're feeling these simultaneously

[tourfilm]

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

[rehabghost]

fanart of x the everything app

[atopcat]

Haaland saw this

And realised he needs to mark his territory

[lexveryreal]

genuinely them

[hyumjim]

[71x2]

this is like the funniest pic to come out of the world cup 😭

[power-chords]

This Dan Piraro comic always makes me cry.

[atopcat]

There is no heterosexual explanation for this

I need them to recreate both poses on Saturday

[71x2]

unfortunately for me he is the funniest football player out there

[despitethebite]

[helios-kirbs]

[sixteensecrets]

this hit me like a line of coke

[alltoowsll]

NO FR

[my-2nd-account]

The difference is that jealous Ilya looks homicidal while jealous Shane looks suicidal