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Fandom shitpost blog, mostly fanart and fanfic of stuff I'm currently obsessed with! Banner and pfp will likely change along with my hyperfixations XD AO3: Sascha_Blue Instagram: the_bluesascha

[ye-artt]

Yes, I know I have other drawings to finish, but I've kind of found a new obsession🙂‍↕️

I went to see The Mighty Nein just to pass the time, and now I can't stop thinking about it

[fovfvk]

I hope that I'll be able to finish the series of pictures not in a year

[elzorton]

Are you just reckless or do you have a death wish?

I haven't decided yet.

[ekkka70]

Past Regrets

[mynorthernattitude]

and for the lady, perhaps a fking break?

[briarblackwellbooks]

murray mag'nesson core

[dadzawa-vibes]

Aizawa: Cmon Mic! Nobody thinks Y/N and Shinsou are my kids!

Present Mic to Class 2-A: Raise your hand if you thought Y/N and Shinsou are Aizawa’s kids.

Todoroki: *Raises hand*

Everyone: *Raises hand*

Aizawa: Y/N, Shinsou put your hands down!

[stangalina]

I like to think that one of the lessons Aizawa taught class A is "always have a knife".

You never know when you'll need a knife so never not be in possession of a knife. As such every member of class A has a knife hidden somewhere in their hero costumes. His gift to them when they graduated were custom engraved knives with their student number on them.

Not on board? Ok. Just imagine how funny it would be tho.

Villain: "Number one hero Deku! I am punch proof! The more you hit me the stronger I get! How will you defeat me now-"

Midoriya: "Knife."

Villain: "Wha-" *gets stabbed*

Midoriya: "Knife."

Hero: "Oh no! We're tied up! However will we escape!"

Tsuyu: "Knife."

Hero: "What?"

Tsuyu, pulling a knife off the bottom of her foot with her tongue: "Knife."

Groupie getting a hug: "Are you using your quirk or are you just happy to see me?"

Kirishima: "It's a knife."

Groupie: "...What?"

Kirishima: "Knife."

Villain, completely insulated in rubber: "You're a one trick pony chargebolt."

Kaminari, reaching down into his boot: "Oh boy are you wrong my dude!"

Hero: "You need to calm down."

Bakugou, reaching down into his V-neck: "Listen here you son of a BITCH-"

Hero: "WHY DO YOU HAVE A KNIFE!?"

Kouda: "Stop scaring the pigeons! They're a domesticated species that we abandoned back into the wild. They're sweet creatures who are pets by nature!"

Douchebag: "Or what?"

Kouda: "..."

Douchebag: "..."

Kouda: "..."

Douchebag: "oh my GOD HE HAS A KNIFE-"

[softest-epilogue]

I WANNA TALK ABOUT IT!!!!!

[manicpixiesnail]

DADZAWA!!!!!!

[cothornz]

i miss him

[pridecore]

cannot be killed pride flag! a flag for when you, the blogger, cannot be killed.

[luxiomahariel]

added mushrooms for when you cannot be killed in a way that matters

[fatkish]

Helloooo

I wanted to request pls a father Aizawa scenario

He was patrolling with his daughter but a villains attacked and she took a hit for him. It was that bad that anyone thought she would survived bet she did hehe.

Happy ending pls

Thanksss

-🩶

Aizawa x Daughter Reader: Patrol

Amongst the nightlife of Musutafu, there was all kinds of people. Some getting home late, some just starting their night shift, etc. You and your dad had been on patrol together one night. You decided to intern with him since you didn’t really want to be in the spotlight like the rest of your class. Midnight has just passed and it was now the next day officially. As you stood on a building’s roof with your dad and watching the streets, something caught your eye.

You watched as a man with a hood walked into a 24 hour convenience store. You watched as your gut told you something wasn’t right. The man had walked up to the cashier and pulled out a gun that was apparently his hand. The guy put some stuff on the counter and paid for it then left. You supposed he was a Heteromorph or something. Out of nowhere you hear a gunshot.

You and your dad rush to the sound and find two guys. One with a couple of knives and the guy from the convenience store. He had a quirk that allowed him to shoot out the small bones in his fingertips. The guy had a couple of slashes in his hoodie and was actually bleeding. You told your dad to help the guy who was bleeding as you took on the knife guy. As he tried to stab you, you dodged again and again. What you didn’t see was that the guy grew a second hand and went to throw a knife at your dad.

“Eraserhead! Look out!”

You shouted as you pushed both your dad and the gun finger dude to the ground. The knife the guy threw was now sticking out of your lower back. Your dad quickly used his scarf to restrain the other guy and kicked him in the gut hard enough to knock him out. Your dad then ran over to you and looked at the knife.

“(Hero name), it’s a small knife but we shouldn’t pull it out until we get to the hospital just in case”

Your dad spoke as he carefully examined the knife. You walked over to the gun hand guy and helped him up.

“That’s the last time I have an affair. Are you alright?” The guy asked as he stood up.

“Yeah I’m good. Do you wanna tell us why this man attacked you?”

“Um… I may have… slept with his wife” he sheepishly replied as he twiddled his fingers. As he spoke you could see the flashing lights of the police cars. As the police officers came to arrest the knife guy, you handed gun fingers over to them for questioning. As the police cleaned up the scene, you and your dad left to go to the hospital. On the way to the hospital, you passed out inside the ambulance and began to display symptoms of poisoning.

When you arrived at the hospital you began to take a turn for the worse. The toxins in your body began to attack the tissue surrounding the injury and the wound began to blister. (I’m talking out of my ass since I don’t have any specific poison or venom in mind as I write this) your skin became pale and a rash broke out all over as you continued to get worse. Eventually your windpipe collapsed and you had to be intubated. As you body began to slowly shut down, Aizawa left to question the knife wielder to hopefully find out if there was an antidote.

While Aizawa questioned the man, he learned that the poison wasn’t supposed to be so bad and that its more likely that your body was having some kind of allergic reaction. The poison was only supposed to make the person itchy and develop sight rashes that would go away. Needless to say the guy was charged with assault with a deadly weapon. As Aizawa returned to the hospital, he informed the doctors what he had been told. So the doctors worked to help you flush the poison out of your body and hopefully you’ll survive.

It took an entire week for you to slowly get better. Your body began to function normally and you gained back some color. Your wound was healing as well as the rash had started to clear up. You started to breathe on your own and you eventually woke up. When you awoke, you saw your dad to the side of you sitting in a chair.

“Hey dad”

“(Y/n)! You’re okay, thank goodness, I was so worried I was going to lose you.” You dad spoke as he hugged you gently.

“It’s going to take a lot more than that to get rid of me. You should know that by now.”

“Yeah.”

Aizawa smiled seeing as you were back to normal, almost.

“Get some rest okay? I’ll be here when you wake up.”

[dediezzyyy]

𝐋𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐮𝐦. (𝐌𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭)

Dadzawa x gn!reader

𝐒𝐲𝐧𝐨𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐬:

You've never had a father. And it left a bigger impact on you than you would ever like to admit, but after meeting your sensei, suddenly the yearning becomes too much that it turns painful.

The worst part? You don't think he cares. And it's tearing you apart. You're becoming a burden, and so what other choice do you have then to get rid of yourself?

𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬:

angst, violence, suicidal thoughts, cursing, depression, reader has no father, reader is a loner, lots of hurt, fluff, comfort, self-destructive habits, physical pain, mental breakdowns, panic attacks, gore, dissociation, Alice in Wonderland disorder, character death.

𝐓𝐚𝐠𝐬:

Dadzawa x gn!reader, potentially romantic!Shouto x reader?

☢︎︎𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬:

0.1: I have never failed to fail.

0.2: Daddy's little girl ain't a girl no more-

𝐀𝐬𝐤𝐬/𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲:

About reader:

Reader's quirk.

Moodboard

Anon asks:

0.1

0.2

𝐓𝐚𝐠𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭:

@toecrust69, @cheshireshiya, @inakyo, @treymeow-the-sequel, @teeesthings, @blueyouthfun, @shlumbus, @cherryheairt, @kisses2kanao, @itsdragonius, @dookiemeshibear, @andreaaaaa23, @jasthoughtss, @viahletta, @greyeyedmockingbird, @izono, @mimisamisasa, @undertakers-favourite-corpse, @lunalaialisa, @yunaaooo, @nxptvneblue, @lovennet, @insightfulinfp, @xarexraven, @fadeshocksbiggestfan, @peachesvault, @thekingsphinx, @poppetshow, @rindoukisser, @qtvi0let, @http-satoru, @minorwithchampagneproblems, @skyefurze, @sxft-heart, @snake-in-a-flower-crown, @since6969-x, @lilblindsworld, @insert-smthn-creative, @darktrashpoetry, @onceuponamillennia

[audrocur-deactivated20221128]

wow millennials are glued to their i-phones and laptops so much they cant even be bothered robbing in person anymore!!! maybe these trust fund babies should stop phishing credit cards while sitting on their butts and go out there and put some elbow grease into their thievery!

[thesnadger]

[weaselle]

I know exactly what happened. Because it happened to me.

I trained for years to be a con artist. I told my friends and family that I wanted to be a magician, but that was just a cover for why I was constantly practicing sleight of hand. 

In junior high and high school, I would shop lift a bunch of candy on my way to school, sell it to kids at the morning break, and use that money to run a crooked poker game at lunch.

Finally, when I was 19 or 20, I felt I was ready, and I picked my first pocket. I was on the bus, bumped a guy as I passed down the aisle, got his wallet, super clean.

In the wallet was several hundred dollars. A huge first score, I had been hoping for a couple twenties. I sat there looking at the, like, 400 bucks, thinking.

That was my rent at the time. We were both on the bus. It was likely his rent too. Lord knows the only reason to carry that much cash on the bus is you’re on your way to pay a bill. We were both on the bus, you know? That’s not someone I was comfortable stealing from.

I tapped him on the shoulder and told him “hey i think you dropped this” and gave it back to him with all the money still in it. It was the first and last time I ever picked a pocket.

Picking a rich person’s pocket is a loosing game. They probably have credit cards and not cash, those credit cards probably have the best anti-theft measures their bank can provide, and you probably can’t get close enough to those people to pick their pockets unless you’re already rich yourself.

The people who’s pockets you can reliably pick are the people around you. The people who are also on the bus, who are in this same shitty situation with you.

As wealth inequality becomes more drastic picking pockets has very clearly become “stealing from other poor people” and it’s not satisfying. I want to steal from Google and Apple and Fox and Facebook and General Mills and Hershey and Tesla. Not the person next to me.

[marahsfandomloves]

As the year is coming to a close, I want to thank all the people who i comissioned that end up being my friends!

Thank you @dovahkaate , @ana6aena , @sapphirethorne @splanyic , @matrosya-nya , @hiddleshkspeare @hyperfixations-everywhere . You all mean so much to me!!! Its good to have friends

[willgrahamscock]

I cannot believe there's absolutely no way to watch free shows and movies anymore, there are too many paid streaming platforms and pirating websites have viruses and ads preventing you from watching it uninterrupted((.)) id rather follow the rules and purchase media moving forward because it is too inconvenient. Seriously, free and no ads or viruses with 1080p streaming is DEAD.

[part-time-zombie]

Exactly! It's freaking annoying when I want to watch movies but I would have to subscribe to like 24 different services . Just to watch the shows that I like.

[someones-here-for-sure]

Oh and wouldn’t it be nice for cartoons? Just anything animated. I just wanna stream things without getting conned. Must I be cartoonless forever?

[tinypaperwindmill]

i like using streaming apps but there are waaaay too many and they're all stealing my data .i wish there was a secure and organized way to have millions of shows and movies available one one app. but alas. we've truly gone full circle back to cable + now it spies on you. its a real shame. i dont want to fill my device storage with tons of boring and stupid cash grabs.

[sapphic-design-is-my-passion]

These kink posts just keep getting more and more esoteric

[supermusicallee]

i look into the waters --and see a face i don't recognize...... WHO'S THIS? WHO ARE YOU??... what changed? i ask. so strange, she replies..... SHOULDER THE SKY!!! OPEN THOSE EYES!!!! LET THE RAIN COME DOWN DARLING CAN'T YOU HEAR IT HOWLING?? THERE'S A KIND OF CALLING........