Fatkish

A fat Catfish with ADHD, anxiety and a touch of the ‘tism(autism) 25 years old LBGTQA+ friendly (sorry if I missed one) minors do not interact. I will block those who are

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I’m currently accepting any and all requests for Demon Slayer, MHA, Mashle as well as Marvel. I accept both anonymous and non anonymous as well as requests for the pro hero x inner child series. My rules are pretty simple since I don’t really have many

1.) write the name of the character(s) you want

2.) tell me what you want me to write about

For example: a character(s) x reader, NSFW blah blah blah

I accept NSFW and SFW

Masterlist:

Demon Slayer:

Demon Slayer Masterlist

MHA:

(Not everything is on here but that’s because I kept having issues and my computer kept crashing when I tried to add the rest. Sorry) Class

Shoto Todoroki:

Hybrid AU In this AU, Enji wasn’t an abusive father, instead of being a hero in this world, Enji is the proud owner of Endeavor Farms. His

Bakugou:

Bakugou x Reader: Overwhelmed

Bakugou X reader Safeword perhaps? I’d rather there be zero smut but if you want to add the moments right before the reader Safewords out ma

Kirishima:

Hi hi! Could you maybe write kirishima x reader but the reader is very impulsive, does and buys random things while he’s away? Something li

Shoji:

Bull Hybrid Mezo Shoji x Cow Hybrid Reader NSFW

Hi, I wanted to make a request in the vein of the hybrid au please! Cow!hybrid reader x Shoji, with him being either a farmhand or a bull!h

https://www.tumblr.com/fatkish/747474800400875520/hi-i-wanted-to-request-a-little-scenario-where

For Mortem Omegas it isn’t really so much that they are violent and aggressive on purpose or that they are adversed to alphas, it’s more lik

Pro Heroes:

Aizawa:

Aizawa master list: (Artwork not mine. Found on Pinterest) Your quirk allows you to transform into a domestic cat (not breed specific, so

Hawks:

keigo takami x reader, doing the “i feel like an orange” trend 😩😩 Okay so I had to ask a friend what this meant because I don’t have a tikt

Dabi:

Dabi x ADHD and Autistic Goth reader

Hi hun! If you’re still doing requests could I ask for a Dabi x reader fluff hcs? Like she’s got adhd and autism and is kinda goth (this

Series:

Pro hero x Inner Child Reader Series:

Rules are simple ) write the name of the character(s) you want ) write the issue or situation they would be saving or comforting you from

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IDW Soundwave x Human Pet Reader NSFW

(This is inspired by the works of @revelboo and @seraphimaa. Primarily inspired by @seraphimaa’s human pet AU)

He never intended or even considered getting a human as a pet, he already has 6 cassettes to look after and that’s already a lot. They’re small and need someone to look after them on a planet of metal titans who look down on and would hurt them, he cares deeply for them, they’re basically his everything. So when he came across a little stray human in a Cybertronian alley, he couldn’t help himself

Something eerily Cybertronian that’s even smaller and vastly more fragile than his cassettes, he couldn’t just look away. The caste system, form equals functionism and the corrupt senate, everything he hates about Cybertron and that he’s fighting for, equality for all life on Cybertron. The way your human optics looked up at him in fear, the intelligence in them, it felt wrong in his spark to ignore you. He carefully knelt down in front of you and softly started crooning and rumbling, calming you the same way he would with a cassette

It’s rather cold on Cybertron, you could barely manage to stay alive and warm. Thankfully it isn’t cold enough to get frostbite but you often wake up with stiff joints. You’ve seen other humans who had Cybertronian owners, they were seemingly well cared for, the humans often looked happy. It’s only because of other humans who’d pass by you and sneak you some bits of food that you’ve managed to survive this long. But it’s dangerous as a ‘stray human’. If you encounter the wrong bot, they’ll capture you and put you down, all in the attempt to ‘prevent the spread of organic diseases’ and ‘to prevent the breeding of stray organics’

You had no intention of going with this random bot, but then you heard it, the sound of a ‘Stray Surveillance drone’. Those things are a death sentence for any stray organic. They scan for organic lifeforms and if you’re not wearing an identification collar that all organic pets must wear, the drone will terminate you on the spot, shooting you with a laser blast that would vaporize you, leaving nothing but a small soot spot on the ground

Sensing your fear and hearing the sound of an approaching drone of some kind, Soundwave had no choice but to quickly scoop you up and hide you in his cassette compartment. He watched as the drone passed by him and paid him no mind. He knew what kind of drone that was, he’s seen what it does to organics, no wonder you were so frightened, you must have seen it too, which would also imply you have some intelligence since you were able to recognize and identify the drone as a threat

Soundwave decided in that instant that he would keep you and look after you. And the first thing he needed to do was get you an identification collar so you’d never have to worry about those things again. While human supplies can be immensely expensive, he luckily has black mail on quite a few pet vendors. The first thing he did was get you a collar, a large supply of food and water, some coverings (he doesn’t see the reason why they’re considered essential, but he’s no expert on human care), and a couple blankets for you to nest in

Once he got to his habsuite on his ship, he opened his cassette compartment and gently set you down on his desk. He watched you look around quickly and then run to the furthest edge of his desk, as far from him as possible. He had to resist the urge to corral you with his servos in fear that you might jump off the desk, but he needed you to trust him, or at the very least, not be terrified of him

You watched carefully as the large blue bot slowly stood up straight and began to pull a few metal crates out of seemingly thin air. He set the crates down and began pulling items out of them. You watched as he then set the items down and pushed them towards you. You refused to move, what is this bot’s plan, surely he has to have some kind of ulterior motive here. After staring at each other for a few moments, the big blue bot then left the room

You listened for the footsteps of the bot to completely disappear before you slowly approached the crates and items. Soft blankets, new clothes, food and water, as well as some soap and a hair brush. Seeing all this, you wished more than anything that you could indulge yourself, but since you don’t know what that bot wants with you, you’ll have to stay strong and control yourself. You can’t keep or use any of this, there’s no telling what might have been done to this stuff. It could easily be a trap and you won’t fall for it

Soundwave watched you through the cameras and vented, hanging his helm when he saw you inspect the items he got for you only for you to not use a single thing of it. Perhaps there’s something he’s missing that’s crucial to gaining a human’s trust. He decided to start researching about humans all across the cybernet. He doesn’t know much about your kind and he’ll need to know more if he’s to properly care for you. He told his cassettes to give you space to acclimate (looking at you Rumble and Frenzy) and not to bother you

He found that you would need certain modifications made to his habsuite in order for you to be comfortable. This would include a private area for you to relieve yourself of waste as well as a secure area to bathe and sleep in. It seems that humans oftentimes act more defensive and feel vulnerable when bathing, defecating or recharging. It’s understandable to him why your kind would feel so vulnerable, you’re soft and fragile compared to his kind. And apparently humans hate being bare and without some kind of covering

Soundwave began working on the aforementioned modifications while still keeping an eye on you through the security cameras. He built and installed a private area for you to relieve yourself of waste, based on what his research said. Supposedly your kind have an instinct to use these so he really hopes he won’t have to house-train you. He built you a soundproofed little box that you would nest in that allowed for the lights and noise to be blocked out. While he was doing all of this, he definitely should have kept a better eye on the twins

You were nearly asleep, you kept trying to stay awake but your body and mind wouldn’t listen. You fell asleep only to be awoken by mechanical voices. You’ve heard Cybertronians talk so you know what they sound like, but you were still surprised to see two miniature bots standing across from you and looking through the human stuff. You watched as they seemed to ignore you and were talking to each other. You saw one of them lift up a pair of underwear and inspect it before shoving it at the other

Rumble and Frenzy knew Soundwave would get mad if they scared you. But they were bored and you were recharging when they snuck in so what could it hurt? They too had no experience with humans and were curious about all the stuff Soundwave had gotten you. They jumped onto the desk and began to quietly look through all the stuff. They had tried to guess what things were and what they were used for. Frenzy had picked up a strange article of cloth and wondered what it was for only for Rumble to guess by its shape that it was to cover your human ‘bits’

The two then got into a fight as Frenzy tried to force Rumble to wear the underwear and as they started to brawl. Frenzy had managed to pin Rumble to the desk before they noticed you looking at them wide eyed. Ah, slag. They’d done it now

You couldn’t believe what you were seeing. These two bots were basically wrestling one another while one of them tried to force the other to put on human underwear. Once they noticed you were watching them they each froze, the purple one laid on the ground and had one foot on the red and black one’s face, pushing him away while the red and black one kept trying to grab the other’s foot and force it through one of the garments holes. You’d never seen something so ridiculous in your life and you couldn’t stop yourself from bursting out laughing at the two little bots

It was only for a moment but you realized what you had done and immediately stopped laughing. You sat frozen, staring at the twins while they too were frozen. That’s when Soundwave ran into the room only to watch Rumble hold another pair of underwear out to you. He continued to hold it out to you and asked you to show him how to wear it, but you didn’t understand that. You slowly approached and cautiously took the underwear from Rumble and held them against your hips

Seeing this, Rumble smacked Frenzy with an ‘I told you so’ before they continued to fight and ended up tumbling off the edge of the desk onto the floor. You ran over to the edge and Soundwave was worried you would jump only to sense your fear and worry for the wellbeing of Rumble and Frenzy. Needless to say, later that cycle, Soundwave decided that it would probably be easier for you to get along with his Cassettes considering they’re closer to your height, and instructed his Cassettes to be nice to you and try to befriend you

Rumble and Frenzy were the first to befriend you. Their antics and rowdiness made it hard for them to be particularly frightening. They would often bring you human items and you understood that they wanted you to show them how they were used. They were very interested in human games. You eventually would teach them hide ‘n seek, which they constantly cheated by using their technology and access to the security cameras to find you

Rumble and Frenzy would take you to the wash racks and help you clean yourself. You saw them washing themselves and decided to help them wash their backs since they couldn’t reach them, they misunderstood this as you trying to be romantic. After some time of being around Rumble and Frenzy, you realized that Soundwave wasn’t a threat. In fact, if the twins were too rowdy or you needed a break, you’d often seek out Soundwave, much to his delight

Ravage originally had no interest in you and was slightly irritated whenever you would try to hug him and pet him. That was until he saw you purposefully take a ball and beam Rumble in the back of his helm and quickly hide. This caused a fight between the twins while you smiled and snuck away, you devious little fleshling. Ravage would watch as you would play with your toys and climb the ‘climbing wall’ that Soundwave built. It was basically a giant obstacle course that was the entire wall

What really made Ravage take a liking to you was when you defended him from another bot. Soundwave had landed the ship in order to get more supplies and the Cassettes wandered around. You were in an alleyway when a regular sized bot had found you and Ravage, the bot had kicked Ravage out of the way to grab you. When Ravage went to attack the bot, the bot grabbed him. You then grabbed a piece of metal from some nearby trash and jammed it in between the bot’s plating and managed to nick an Energon vein

The bot dropped Ravage and you ran to catch him which ended up with him landing on you. Later on the ship, to Soundwave’s distress, your entire back and chest were bruised from your attempt to catch Ravage. You put yourself in harms way for him despite your much more fragile body, although it was stupid of you, you did gain Ravage’s respect

Laserbeak and Buzzsaw enjoy snuggling with you on your nest as well as when you clean them. Since they fly, especially if it’s on an organic planet, they tend to get bugs and other organic matter stuck on them and in their small crevices. They found that you are particularly good at cleaning those crevices and will often go to you whenever they’re in need of your services. That’s what particularly got you in their good graces and made them accept you

Soundwave enjoys having snuggles with you. He read that humans are an affectionate race and you love snuggling with warm things. Soundwave enjoys whenever you cuddle up to his neck cables and he’ll often wrap a blanket around you whilst you nap there. He does enjoy playing with you, both in the platonic and intimate sense. Whether it’s playing ball with you, or mass shifting and fragging you. He enjoys both activities

Since you recharge more often than all of them, Soundwave always makes sure to be extra quiet when he knows you’re recharging. He always makes sure that the twins don’t disturb you since you need to recharge for your health. If his cassettes decide to take this chance and cuddle with you, as long as they don’t wake you up, he’s fine with it

After some time of having gotten used to being in your presence, Soundwave realized that humans are indeed sentient. He can’t quite read your mind like he can with his own kind, he can’t hear your thoughts or vise versa, but he can see your thoughts in a sense. When he reads your mind, it’s like images are sent to his own, he can get an idea of what you’re thinking from these images. He can also sense your emotional field which greatly helps him

He was rather surprised one day to find images of him and you fragging in your head. That’s not quite how his anatomy works but then again, you don’t know that yet. He looked through the various images in your thoughts and realized that along with these images, you felt genuine love and affection for him. He also felt your sadness at the difficulties in communication between you and them

Soundwave spent some time researching whether it was safe for him to frag you or not and boy was he surprised at his own kind’s deviance. His research ended up with him accidentally stumbling across a Cybertronian porn site dedicated specifically to human and bot porn. Before he could stop himself he was devouring the information and media, from pictures of bot’s tying their little humans up and fragging them, to written stories of different kinks bots had indulged in with their humans. This site had everything and had Soundwave’s vents on the highest setting as well as his spike trying to free itself from his panels

That night, he spent the entire evening thoroughly pleasing and indulging in you. Your sweet little cries and sounds were music to his audials. While eating you out, he groaned at the taste. The accounts were right, humans taste delicious in an otherworldly sense. With his dermas leaving kisses all over your body, his digits explored your human genitalia. He made sure to see if your nipples were sensitive since he read that many humans have sensitive nipples no matter which gender they were and he was delighted to find that yours were. He growled as he mass shifted and finally sheathed his spike inside your human valve. He could sense and feel your pleasure as he thrusted deep into you, he knew exactly what made you feel good and he exploited this

He was somewhat mortified for his cassettes to walk into his habsuite one cycle and find him mass shifted with his spike shoved deep inside your valve, him bent over you and you with your hips in the air and your face in the berth. They stared at him before quickly leaving. Later Rumble and Frenzy asked if they too were allowed to frag you. Soundwave knew you had affections for them too, he told them that they could but since they can’t directly ask you for consent, they need to give you the chance to choose if you want to frag. Eventually you learned the word ‘frag’ in their language and now whenever the twins want to frag you, they just say frag and let you nod or shake your head for consent

The twins can be rather rough and they spent many cycles surfing the porn site to figure out what things they could try next. They’d show you pictures and images and have you nod or shake your head to see if you were interested in any of the things displayed. Ravage, Laserbeak and Buzzsaw don’t interface with you and they leave the area whenever you interface with the other three

Overall, you’ve become an inseparable and irreplaceable part of the family. Each of them would fight for you and fiercely defend you if ever necessary. Neither Soundwave or his Cassettes can imagine life without you anymore, you live a fun, pampered and rambunctious life with these guys and you wouldn’t trade it for anything

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MTMTE Dratchet x Pet Human Reader

(This work is inspired by the works of @revelboo and @seraphimaa, mainly inspired by Seraphimaa’s Original work https://www.tumblr.com/seraphimaa/816398213328388096/mtmte-lost-light-human-pet-au )

Why, just why? Ratchet had no plans of adopting a human but of course, Drift ‘surprise’ adopted one. Before boarding the Lost Light, Drift had seen you and your previous owner, it was obvious that your owner didn’t really care about you and the mistreatment angered Drift to the point that he rescued you from your owner by reporting him and having you removed from his custody

The situation had been jarring for you and it was clear you had a lot of distrust towards Drift’s kind due to your previous owner’s treatment towards you. Drift worried about what treatment your previous owner gave you since your blatant distrust and fear seemed to suggest that you suffered some kind of abuse and not just neglect. Although, he was happy that you weren’t forced into one of the underground illegal human fighting rings (basically the Cybertronian equivalent of dog fighting) or forced to breed for profit

Drift could tell by your aura that you were just scared and being defensive. After being given to him, he wanted to take his time getting you comfortable with his presence but he was extremely worried about your health and decided to bring you with him and get you to Ratchet as soon as possible. After the initial blowup after launching, collecting the lost members, and the sparkeater incident, once everything had calmed down, Drift brought you to the medbay

Ratchet’s not a vet, he doesn’t know anything about organic medicine, but if it eases Drift’s spark then he’ll take a look at you. Ratchet could clearly see how shaken and afraid of them you were and even though he knew you couldn’t understand them and they couldn’t understand you, Ratchet still went into full doctor mode and coaxed and soothed you the same way he would with a bitlet or sparkling

Ratchet praised you for sitting still and for each time he was able to touch you and look you over. You might not have been able to understand him, but something about him and the noises he was making was just so soothing. Ratchet even went as far to use him EM field to soothe you and it worked. For once, you finally felt safe and at ease

Your health was deplorable in Ratchet’s opinion. Unhealthy weight, dehydration, lack of proper nutrition, lack of sleep, improper hygiene that resulted in you being sick with a high temperature, amongst a myriad of other things. While Ratchet is no activist or human lover, he was immensely upset by the condition you were in when Drift rescued you from your previous owner. If Drift hadn’t rescued you, Ratchet knows your lifespan would’ve been vastly shortened by the inadequate care you received

You’re like the cat the girlfriend brings home that the boyfriend didn’t want but the boyfriend ends up loving you anyway. But with the cat also preferring the boyfriend over the girlfriend. Drift was initially saddened somewhat by your fear of him but complete trust of Ratchet. Ratchet had to console Drift and convince him not to take it personally

Ratchet saw how weak your body was after your initial checkup and knew that with your currently ill state, that you needed a bath so he brought you to the washracks and bathed you, making sure to clean every inch of your body but while also being gentle. After bathing you and drying you off, Ratchet changed your coverings, making sure to give you a small meal and some water before tucking you into some soft cloth so you could rest. After getting you over your cold, Ratchet gave Drift directions on how to care for you in your weakened state

Drift was the one who took care of you the most since Ratchet was often busy, this gave Drift plenty of bonding time with you. During this time, you grew accustomed to his presence and began to trust him, enough to where you would fall asleep on him

Drift absolutely adores you and made sure to set up more than adequate facilities for you. You don’t have a nest, you have the plush equivalent of a human dog bed. You have tons of blankets and enrichment toys that Drift spoils you with

Ratchet won’t admit but he does enjoy watching you take apart the puzzle toys he made that he hides treats in for you. He’ll make sure you see him put a high value treat, like some kind of sweet thing, in the puzzle toy and then he’ll put it back, showing you how to unlock it before giving it to you. He was worried he made them too complicated but he was surprised when it only took you about thirty minutes to open it and successfully retrieve the treat

Drift was originally concerned about letting you wash yourself since he was afraid you would drown yourself accidentally. The first few times you bathed, Drift or Ratchet would be the ones to bathe you, not really believing you were capable of doing so on your own, at least, not an adequate job

Ratchet started doing research and downloading any medical information on humans and organics. Every time they visit an organic planet he acquires what medical knowledge and information they have, they might not be the same species as you, but a better understanding of organics can’t hurt

Ratchet, First Aid and Ambulon have made some medical equipment for the humans such as defibrillators, stomach pumps and ventilators. Anything they can use to keep a human alive until they could hopefully get the human proper care

Drift and Ratchet take turns with you. If Ratchet is swamped with work in the Medbay, then Drift will take you with him for the cycle, sometimes you go with Ratchet on the slower days but if work picks up, Drift will come and get you even if you’re reluctant to leave Ratchet

Drift often takes you to ‘Roddy’s Human Park’ and watches you exercise and explore the different equipment. Ratchet has asked Drift to help him take note of your activity each day. Drift loves watching you climb the equipment and cheers you on whenever you climb to the top of them. He’s like one of those parents with a toddler who praises their kid every time they go down a slide

Drift also tends to see or read too much into your actions. Say for example, you sneeze or cough, he might think you’re dying and will bring you straight to medbay. If you get lost in thought and unintentionally stare at something for too long, Drift will believe you’re seeing or sensing something he can’t. (Kinda like how dogs supposedly can see ghosts) if you decide to be lazy and just relax all day, he’s more likely to either relax himself, or think you’re lethargic and are getting sick. Ratchet loves Drift and how much he cares, but not everything you do is a sign that you’re unwell

If you’re female and have periods, Ratchet is definitely one of the best Bots for this. When he discovers the human reproductive cycle and how painful the female human reproductive cycle can be, he was horrified and even more so when he learned about endometriosis. Ratchet tracks your period so he can prepare for it and know when it should start. Since you can’t quite communicate your pain level, Ratchet takes precautions because he and Drift don’t want you to be in pain in the event that you are one who suffers endometriosis

He created human safe painkillers both for severe injuries like broken bones as well as for your period. The only issue, they’re really strong. So whenever your period hits, he gives you the painkillers so you’re not in pain, but you are kinda loopy. Instead of having a moody and in pain human, they get a delightfully semi-delirious human that has trouble standing up straight. Basically, you’re high

Which is why they take turns looking after you, helping you get to the bathroom, helping you clean yourself and change what are basically period underwear, helping you bathe since you’re not only clumsy now but not entirely in your right mind, Drift makes sure you’re comfortable in your little human bed and makes sure you get plenty of rest

Ratchet makes sure you have proper nutritional food that he has made for all the humans on the Lost Light. If you require a specialized diet due to allergies or intolerances then he makes sure your food is safe to eat. He makes sure that you don’t overeat and actually logs how much you eat at each meal so that he can keep an average of how much you eat. Since you can’t directly tell him if something is wrong, he uses things like food intake to gauge how you’re feeling. Similar to how humans use eating signs to tell if an animal might be sick

While Ratchet doesn’t quite fully subscribe to the belief that humans are sentient like they are, he does know that humans are incredibly intelligent. (He really just doesn’t want to believe that his people are treating sentient beings as pets). Ratchet might let you help out in the medbay when there are injuries in little nooks and crannies that he can’t reach. Or if there is little bits of debris that needs to be cleared

Ratchet has seen how incredibly helpful you are in the medbay and knows that you absolutely adore being praised, even if you don’t understand what he says, he can convey praise through his tone of voice and gestures such as smiling, and gently patting or rubbing your head. He’ll never admit how cute he thinks you are when you soak up his affection

While Ratchet had no intention of having any sort of sexual interactions with you, Drift however was a different story. Since Drift is often with Rodimus and Rodimus always has his human with him, you’ve gotten to learn a lot of things from Rodimus’ human, including the fact that you can have mind blowing sex with Cybertronians. While Rodimus did try to encourage Drift to interface with you, Drift was skeptical of your ability to consent

That was until you literally pried open his modesty panels to access his spike. He tried to keep you away but nothing was going to stop you, you were far too frustrated to let him stop you and you even went as far as to draw him crude pictures of him fragging you on his datapad to get your message across. With all the drawings of you smiling while being fragged and all the drawings of you being sad when pushed away, Drift kinda got the message. (And now he truly does believe you are sentient)

So when Ratchet returned to their habsuite to find a mass-displaced Drift on top of you with his spike all the way inside you, Ratchet had to restrain himself from smacking both of you and instead resorted to scolding Drift. Ratchet was deeply concerned on the ethics of interfacing with a being that cannot consent until Drift showed him your drawings. Drift pointed at your drawing of you and him fragging and nodded, then pointed at the drawing of you being sad from being pushed away and shook his head. He then pointed at the fragging drawing again and then pointed at Ratchet, it took a moment but you then drew another crude drawing of Ratchet and Drift fragging you with a smile on your face

It took a massive amount of convincing both from Drift and other Bots who truly believed in the sentience of humans (not Rung) like Perceptor (a bot that Ratchet has some respect for his opinions) for Ratchet to finally agree to try having intimate relations with you. And boy does Ratchet regret taking so long

The way you feel around him is like nothing that mechanical beings can replicate. While your soft and squishy body had at first been unappealing to Ratchet, when you’re snuggling against his neck cabling, nuzzling his cheek plating, he sees the appeal of having something soft to hold, especially when you’re underneath him, writhing in pleasure from his spike

Ratchet and Drift are both kings of aftercare. Ratchet will make sure you’re hydrated and will take meticulous care in looking for any accidental damage that might have occurred to your soft body. While Drift is cleaning your skin gently with a soft damp cloth and cooing about how good you were for them. After cleaning up, it’s snuggles and kisses in the berth, the lights are off and as you fall asleep with your lovers, they smile at each other knowing that you’ve become an irreplaceable part of their lives

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Rung x Pet Human Reader

(This is heavily inspired and influenced by the works of @revelboo and @seraphimaa, mainly inspired by Seraphimaa’s Original work: https://www.tumblr.com/seraphimaa/816398213328388096/mtmte-lost-light-human-pet-au )

In this AU, Cybertronians keep organic lifeforms that they deem non-sentient as pets. Early in humankind’s history, Cybertronians came to earth and saw early humans as non-sentient but intelligent creatures, kinda like crows or dogs, and decided to take some back to Cybertron for the organic pet trade. Before entering the pet trade, human’s basic anatomy was studied so that proper nutrients and food could be made as well as basic health care. Originally, humans were seen as creepy by most of Cybertron and only a few avid collectors kept ‘breeding’ pairs or kept small communities of humans to study. After the war however, (in this AU, the war never happened on earth) organic companions started to become popular and when the Avid collectors who had humans, showed off their collections, in which, humans became a hit and quickly became popular.

Rung had been a psychiatrist for some time and had noticed quite a few of his patients had started bringing their bipedal pets with them to their therapy sessions. Some of these bots were less talkative and were closed off, but when they brought their pets, he noticed how it became easier for them to open up about their issues, he saw how these pets seemed to soothe their owners emotionally and he became incredibly curious about them

Rung hadn’t really had a pet before so he did some research on humans after learning what the species was called from his patients. He learned that they needed at least one place on the ground (preferably a closed off space) to relieve themselves of their waste, a soft nest to sleep in, some outer coverings to keep them warm since Cybertronians prefer colder temperatures, basic food and water, as well as specialized soap to clean them with since their skin can absorb harmful chemicals

He also learned about basic human anatomy and how females required specialized sanitary undergarments for their monthly reproductive cycle should they be of a certain age. Although these undergarments are optional, most owners with females prefer to use these undergarments to avoid having to clean multiple messes

Rung had made sure to set up a small habitat for the human he planned on getting, making sure they had a private area where they could relieve themselves, (the toilets basically just have a motion sensor that senses when something is dropped in and vaporizes it after a set amount of time) he also built them a little nest to sleep in that would stay in his berthroom

After ensuring that he was ready to acquire a human, he left to meet a reputable breeder who sold humans. After picking you from the breeder and acquiring the rest of your necessities like food, drinking water, some clothes, a harness and leash (pets must be on leash in public, especially small ones so that they don’t get loose) some enrichment toys as well as bathing supplies, he happily brought you home with him

Since Rung is on the taller side of minibots, you reach about hip height on him. You’re still quite small compared to him but the size difference is part of the human charm. When he first brought you to his home, he took off your harness and let you explore as he kept an eye on you and put your stuff away. Like most Cybertronians, he didn’t think you were sentient, but that would quickly change

After exploring your new home, you walked over to find Rung building another one of his model ships. He watched you walk over to him and since he read that your species was highly curious, he began to show you what he was doing, only to watch you start taking pieces of the model and start putting them together at first he was worried but now he was fascinated. Despite not being able to read the instructions, he watched as you studied the pictures on the instructions and figured out what pieces went where. Rung knew humans were intelligent, but this is truly fascinating. Perhaps you’re able to do this the same way your kind is able to recognize patterns and make tools

After helping you put the model ark together, he smiled and pat your head in praise. Seeing you look up at him kinda unsettled him, seeing such intelligence in your eyes. When it came time for you to eat, he put your food and water in bowls on the floor, excepting you to eat out of them. He watched you look at the bowls on the floor, then up at him, and, wait, did you just roll your eyes at him. No, he must be seeing things. He watched as you carefully picked up the bowl of food and ate the food. He didn’t know how much you normally eat so he put a small amount of food in the bowl. Imagine his shock when after finishing your food, you walked over to him and held out the bowl, before pointing at it repeatedly. Were you trying to imply that the bowl is empty and you want more? You pointed at the bowl and then your mouth and held the bowl towards Rung again. He put a bit more food in your bowl before watching you walk away to sit back down and eat. Strange, you humans have very Cybertronian expressions and gestures

Since Rung didn’t know when you last bathed, and he had read that humans need bathing regularly, about once every couple of cycles, he figured he’d bathe you. He picked you up and brought you to his wash rack and got your supplies ready and was about to remove your coverings only to see that you had already done so and had set your coverings aside. Rung turned on the water and made sure it was warm enough for you and watched as you got under it and actually began bathing yourself. You picked up the soap and cleaned yourself without his help, and when he tried to help, you had stepped away from him. He knew that humans seem to feel vulnerable without their coverings from accounts of his patients, but this seems more like more that that

After you finished bathing and he turned the water off, he handed you an absorbent cloth and watched you dry yourself. You seemed uncomfortable with him watching you from what behavior and body language you displayed and so he picked up your old coverings and bathing supplies and left to bring back new coverings

After you were dressed, he brought you to his berthroom and showed you your nest, he watched you crawl in and get settled before he turned off the light and left the room

After a few cycles, he continued to observe more and more of your behavior and came to a horrifying conclusion that humans are sentient. The more he observes of you, the more he truly understands how sentient humans are

He begins to document human behaviors in all the different humans he sees and starts drawing comparisons between human and Cybertronian traits both physically and mentally. Really wishes he could fully understand the human mind and has begun to look into and research organic psychology and psychiatric medicine for organics. He eventually comes across a human forum of bots asking about different human related things and helps people out by answering questions. For example, a bot asked why their female human was so lethargic and constantly seeking heat while going through their monthly reproductive cycle. Rung told answered and told the bot specific body languages to read that could indicate pain. He also advocates regularly for bots to create various enrichment activities and problem solving games for their humans and even helps create them since he knows humans are highly intelligent

He went as far as to test you with various puzzles of varying difficulty and when they were too obvious like shape puzzles for sparklings, you gave him such an angry look and started yelling at him, you even threw one at him. Further proof of your intelligence and the fact that you got upset about him giving you something too easy, after too many puzzles and being given treats after each one, he learned that humans can be vindictive. Where you got the Energon goodies, he doesn’t know, but when he would do things for you, like give you food and water, you would reward him with a piece of Energon goodie the same way he did after a puzzle. You always gave him a smug look and patted his hand in praise like he would do with you. He stopped giving you puzzles and tests shortly after

When he decides to board the Lost Light, he finds that some of the other bots have humans and suggests building or creating a designated area for them to bring their humans to interact with each other. After hearing of the idea, Rodimus accepts it and builds what he later dubs as ‘Roddy’s human Park’. It’s basically a dog park/playground with areas to climb, run around and play with seating areas for the bots where they can keep an eye on their humans

Rung watches you communicate with the other humans and observes all of the humans behavior. One human that seems to stick to themselves he realizes belongs to Skids, and after observing them for some time, he concludes that they have social anxiety. This only further proves that humans are sentient

After teaching you to say his name in Cybertronian, he also managed to teach you other words by repeatedly, and slowly saying the word associated with an object and showing you said object. Having realized that human vocal cords aren’t often capable of producing certain sounds necessary for Cybertronian speech, he made buttons with recorded words for you to press. (Just like humans do with dogs)

After the spark eater incident, which you happened to witness the spark eater attack Rung in his office, you continuously stayed by Rung’s side. You refused to let him out of your sight, only taking breaks to relieve yourself, then you’d be running back to him. You even refused to sleep unless he held you or recharged with you. He understood that not only were you scared of the spark eater, but you were scared of loosing him. You would panic if he was out of sight for too long, or desperately try to open doors to get to him

When Fortress Maximus was holding Rung hostage, none of them knew that you had snuck into the room through the vents (curtesy of being taught to navigate the vents by other humans). When Max held his gun in front of Rung’s face, they were all shocked when you started kicking Maximus’s ped and climbed up Rung and stood in between the gun and Rung’s head. With tears streaming down your face, you stared down Maximus as you stood your ground trying to protect Rung. Seeing a defenseless creature trying to protect its owner with its life had actually gotten through to Maximus, enough for him to stand down, seeing the fear in your expression reminded him of himself. After he stood down and withdrew into himself, you walked over to Fortress Maximus and tried to console him, much to everyone’s fear

It took more therapy from Rung himself to convince you that he was okay, that he wasn’t going to die on you. After some time, he began to realize that you were attached to him and saw him as more than a companion. When you tried to get his interface panels open while snuggling one cycle, he had to stop you and was stunned that you even knew how or where to try to manually open his panels. If only he could understand human speech then he could prevent the others from teaching you things

Watching you interact with his patients like Fortress Maximus, Megatron and Whirl, is fascinating and proof to him that humans are sentient and deeply empathetic. When you seem to sense that a bot is uncomfortable or is having/experiencing emotional distress, you’ll often go and sit on or climb onto them. Laying on them and doing stuff like having them rub your stomach, scratch your back, carefully play tug of war with them, or give them a laser pointer and chase the dot for their entertainment

If they visit a planet that is organic friendly then he has the medics check to see if the planet is habitable for you and in the event that it is, he brings you to the planet’s surface and lets you run around and explore as he follows you. He watches you try to interact with native organics and makes sure you don’t get hurt. Sometimes, he wonders if you would be better off on an organic world. Should he leave you here? Would you be happier here? Some nights, as you sleep, he feels immense guilt over the fact that his people took you from your home. He occasionally fights with himself over the thought of letting you go if he ever is able to take you to earth. He would miss you, he never realized how lonely he was before you, but you deserve to live and be free amongst your people. He berates himself for wanting to keep you and other selfish thoughts

Rung has had to set obvious boundaries between you both with much difficulty. It was only after he came to after recharging that he found you, having successfully managed to open his interface panel, attempting to eat out his valve. Both mortified and disturbed, he made it very clear to you that he was not happy with your behavior. He knew you were probably frustrated since many of his patients have told him how much their humans love to interface with them. He knew not having a partner must be incredibly frustrating for you so he has made sure to help by getting you plenty of self servicing toys

While he refuses to sexually engage with you, he will let you cuddle with him. If you keep trying to copulate with him he will assume that your needs aren’t being met with the toys and will get you better ones, he’ll even go as far as to ask Brainstorm to invent a device for you for this purpose. Basically helps Brainstorm design a literal fucking machine for you. Even if Brainstrom ridicules him for it. Brainstorm did suggest using his human holoform to interface with you and even volunteered to make him a mass displacement device so Rung could be the same size as you. Rung politely refused

He is incredibly ashamed to have even entertained the idea of using his human holoform to interface with you. He thought about it, in regards to giving you a human companion but realized since he can’t communicate with you that it wouldn’t work. He is deeply ashamed whenever he has indecent thoughts about you, not that it ever stops those thoughts or keeps him from servicing himself to thoughts of you in his washracks

Overall, he spoils you constantly out of guilt and keeps a constant eye on your mental health. He brings you to the medics for regular checkups and makes sure you’re healthy. If there is a sickness going around that the humans are susceptible to, he leaves you in his room and always bathes before returning so as to minimize the chances of him carrying it back for you to catch. He loves you platonically and will never take advantage of you or admit his true feelings for you

[fatkish]

Transformers MTMTE x human Y/N

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(Y/n): *is running through the halls of the lost light cackling maniacally*

Cyclonus: *sees Y/n running up to him and hands him a severed bot’s foot* what is this

Y/n: *grins up at Cyclonus* it’s Ultra Magnus’ left foot! I removed it while he was in recharge! But now he’s awake and I need to hide, don’t tell him it was me or Ratchet won’t teach me anything anymore

Cyclonus: okay…. Wait what?

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*amidst the Lost Light, in the middle of nowhere, in space*

*ship’s intercom turns on*

“Baby shark doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo

Baby shark doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo

Baby shark doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo

Baby shark-“

Rodimus: what is this?

Ultra Magnus: I believe it is a song, from earth

Rodimus: well turn it off, it’s annoying

Drift: *tries to turn off the intercom* I can’t turn it off

Rodimus: *slaps forhead* y/n! get me blaster!

*ten minutes pass* *inside the medbay*

Ratchet: *trying to work on a patient* would someone please make it stop

First aid: I hope I never have to hear this again

Bot on the table: *groans in pain and annoyance*

*inside Swerve’s bar*

Swerve: y/n, while I appreciate the humor, for the love of primus, turn this god awful music off

Y/n: *laughing hysterically while watching multiple frames from the ship’s video cameras*

Whirl: y/n!

Y/n: *continues not to hear them*

Whirl: *hits y/n on the head*

Y/n: ow! What?

Whirl: turn off the music! Now! *points a gun in y/n’s face*

Y/n: you guys do know you can just turn off your audio receptors right?

*a few hours later*

“Baby shark doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo

Baby shark doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo

Baby shark doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo

Baby shark”

Megatron: *walks into Swerve’s and grabs y/n and hauls them to the brig*

Whirl: *watches Megatron carry y/n away* they’re dead

*Megatron enters the bridge*

Rodimus: *is banging his head against a wall*

Megatron: *is holding y/n in the air by the back of their shirt* Turn. It. Off.

Y/n: okay, okay *hacks into the ship’s controls and turns the song off*

Rodimus: y/n, while I normally love your pranks, I hate being the victim. As punishment, you’re going to listen to Ultra Magnus explain the entirety of the Autobot code of conduct and you’ll be thoroughly tested on it to ensure you listened.

Y/n: awwww

Megatron: or would you like Ratchet or I to be in charge of your punishment?

Y/n: I’ll stick with Magnus. I’m more terrified of Ratchet, and you won’t show mercy

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*y/n is carrying their bitlet to Rung’s office*

Y/n: I can’t wait for your sire to see you, he’s going to be so happy, yes he is

Bitlet: *warbles*

Y/n: *gets to Rung’s office and knocks on the door*

Rung: it’s open

Y/n: *walks into Rung’s office* look who it is, it’s your sire

Bitlit: *excitedly warbles while making grabby hands at Rung*

Rung: *smiles and walks over only to stop and stare at his and y/n’s bitlet* my eyebrows aren’t that big *takes his bitlit*

Y/n: what do you mean?

Rung: *is holding his bitlet who is nuzzling his chest and watches one of the fake, ridiculously large eyebrows fall off the bitlet’s forehead and just stares at y/n*

Y/n: aww c’mon, don’t they look cute with your eyebrows?

Rung: *smiles and shakes his head and starts talking to his bitlet* your carrier is silly, but I love that about them

Bitlet: *happily laughs*

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*y/n is in Rung’s office receiving therapy from Rung*

Y/n: ….which leads to me feeling depressed

Rung: and what do you say when you feel this way?

Y/n: my illness is chronic but Whirl’s gits are iconic

Rung: *confused* what no. And what are gits?

Y/n: *makes finger guns on their chest and mock shoots* Whirl has gun titties

Rung: *shakes his head is disapproval trying to hide a smile*

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Rodimus: This energon is too hot... I cant eat it.

Y/n: You’re very hot, and I still eat you.

Everyone at the table: *silence*

Megatron: *groans in disgust and annoyance*

Ultra Magnus: One dinner... I just want ONE DINNER!

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Tailgate: How do I ask someone out?

Swerve: Roses are red, violets are blue, guess what, my bed has room for two.

Tailgate: No!

Y/n: Twinkle twinkle little star, we can do it in a car.

Tailgate: Stop!

Whirl: Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream, merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily I can make you scream.

Tailgate: I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory

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*The Squad is playing Chess*

Ultra Magnus: *easily beats everyone because they know how to play*

Drift: *doesn’t know the rules, but wins anyway*

Rodimus: *doesn’t know the rules, and loses*

Megatron: *knows the rules, but still loses to those who don’t*

Y/n: Actually, you can’t do that, because I said so.

Ratchet: They named a board game after cheese?

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Y/n, bursting into the room: You two are having sex!

Drift, not looking up from his datapad : Really? Ratchet, why didn’t you tell me? I would have put my datapad down.

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Swerve: Ah, yes. Here we have a beautiful couple...

Rewind: I really care about your feelings!

Chromedome: I really care about YOUR feelings!

Swerve, turning their head: ...and then there's the disaster couple...

Whirl: YOU NEED TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO ME INSTEAD OF BEING AT THE MED BAY!

Y/n: I WOULDN'T HAVE TO SPEND SO MUCH TIME AT THE MED BAY IF YOU STOPPED INSISTING ON FIGHTING EVERYONE WHO COMES WITHIN A FIVE FOOT RADIUS OF YOU!

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Rodimus: So... who's the big spoon and who's the little spoon?

Y/n: We're chopsticks!

Rodimus: Well... that's cute!

Rodimus: Does that mean you two snuggle together perfectly?

Megatron: No, it means that if you take the other away, the only thing the other is good for is stabbing.

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(This is my first post for Transformers. I know it’s not my typical anime/marvel post. Hope it’s okay. Also, sorry I’ve been gone, I’ve been on hiatus because my mental health needs work again. Hope you enjoyed it)

[fatkish]

Is this a scam? I don’t know what I did since I didn’t post anything that might warrant this.

[transformers-spike]

Optimus Prime Trying His Best: “We studied your literature.We understand your biology is based on scent, mating knots, and… rut cycles.”

The human: “Please stop reading fanfiction as research, sir”

PLEASE LET THIS HAPPEN

I think Miko is to blame for this - and I am grateful

[transformers-spike]

LMAO - THE ONLY WAY THIS ARCHIVIST NERD TRIES TO RIZZ YOU UP

[tom-foolery-incorporated]

Optimus straight up info dumps on you his knowledge of the onegaverse thinking he’s going to impress you with how much he knows about human behavior and you’re just 🧍

[silverrr66]

whos gonna tell him omegaverse isnt canon...

[transformers-spike]

The reader calling Fowler and begging him to cut off their access to the internet

[smallestapplin]

Optimus, handing you a bunch of blankets he specifically asked Fowler to order without telling the agent what it was for, cuddles them in his berth, and now giving them to you nicely scented for your nest.

You, accepting the blankets but are so damn confused on why he looks so happy about you ‘accepting’ his courtship and that he’ll be a ‘good mate for you.’

[transformers-spike]

Bro - i'm losing it at Optimus thinking he's successfully courting you

By the end of it you're married and have no idea

[inkling01]

Imagine poor Ratchet’s confusion when Optimus comes over to explain abo to him.

Optimus i forms him of all the things he’s found, like ruts, heats, knotting. He goes into nerd mode explaining it all to the medic

Ratchet now trying to figure out how humans work biologically. He didn’t realize humans were like this at all, and now he wants to ask reader his own questions regarding abo.

[eoheurta]

Okay, but can we circle back to Miko lmao? I just invision her seeing this chaos slowly unfold and doing NOTHING to stop it- if fact Miko enables it.

She's going out of her way to gaslight Optimus into believing more weird ao3 shit/affectionate and at the same time trying to get the reader in a relationship with Op.

Because she's a shipper at heart. ❤️

[fatkish]

Does this mean we shouldn’t get heat stroke or display any kind of abo heat related symptoms around OP. Or what if we are on our period, curled up in a little pile of blankets he got for us, and we are groaning slightly in pain. OP will definitely think this is the moment. If he offers to help you and you say yes, thinking he might be able to get you some pain meds, heated water bottle or tampons/pads, imagine your surprise when he mass shifts and begins trying to mate with you thinking you’re in heat. You can try to explain that you’re on your period but he may be too convinced he was too late and needed to help you earlier, thus you’re now bleeding is what happens when you wait too long to give aid to someone in heat. No matter what you say, he’s absolutely convinced you’re just not in your right mind and goes through with mating you. It doesn’t help the situation at all that orgasms help relieve period pain. Every time he sees you’re in pain, he starts another round. Only after your period has passed and you take the time to show him scientifically accurate diagrams and papers does he actually begin to realize he had it wrong. But he did alleviate your pain, so he gladly offers to do it again next time.

[torturedpoetism]

Get To Know Your Mutuals

ty for tagging me @devoutbutatwhatcost ♥️

currently reading: the bog wife by kay chronister

currently watching: white lotus s3 🪷

currently craving: pepperoncini’s 😋

last song: pushing it down and praying by lizzy mcalpine

no pressure tags —

@aparalleliwouldlaymylifeon @jilycat @yuunarii-arii @leather-bound-fantasies @nottendo @puddlesoffrogs @rafesbabygirlx

[yuunarii-arii]

get to know your mutuals ✨️

thank you for the tag @torturedpoetism 💞

currently reading. Nightshade by Autumn Woods

currently watching. A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms

currently craving. soda

last song. Sunflower by Post Malone and Swae Lee

npt : @nottendo @killa-mermaid @pearlescenthoney @puddlesoffrogs @viperify @dhazefawn @govnder @coffeelovingreader @eternalbuckley @essielouwho @elenasdelusions @nottsnymph

[pearlescenthoney]

thank you for the tagggg ❤️❤️❤️❤️

currently reading: boring articles for my thesis

currently watching: jjk season 3 (gotta catch up)

currently craving: chocolate brownie

last song: the doll people by sofia isella

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[someonestopsoren]

thanks for tagging me!! :>

currently reading: The Invisible Life Adeline LaRue by V. E. Schwab

currently watching: jacksepticeyes resident evil requiem playthrough

currently craving: something sweet

last song: imposter syndrome by Sidney Gish

no pressure tags: @txtworlddom @jellyelle @im-0-0 @mrsqins @dissociativewriter @erenophilic @3rdslide2heaven @stoopywalnut @xiayuriz

[mrsqins]

KYAA thanks for the tag !!

currently reading: i haven't started it but. twisted wonderland anthology manga..

currently watching: alpharad mario party videos 😭

currently craving: chocolate..

last song: EPIC III OG HADESTOWN CAST AIAUAUAU

no pressure tags <3 @dragondelulu @dandy-lads @hirayalia @violube @luvzayne @moonlightindeepspace

[vushiguro]

meyoww thank you for the tag amia baby ><

currently reading: wuthering heights

currently watching: saiki k, 3rd rewatch on brokeback mountain, supernatural

currently craving: sinigang & turon

last song: Sana by Shamrock

no pressure tags: @txtworlddom @snowyfishes @snowypi @zayora @thewrldx @cherryscript @yizhoufy @bruisedheaven @kamieow

— @violasepals sideblog ><

[txtworlddom]

tytyty for the tags viola and soren and honey <33

currently reading: textbooks 🫩 (but i just finished hamlet !!)

currently watching: ohshc, saiki k, can this love be translated? (already planning my rewatch of sinners) (yes ik i just watched it for the first time last night)

currently craving: red velvet cake 🤤

last song: rocky road to dublin from the sinners soundtrack

npt: @luvinbloom @pink-caktus @urigyeoul @overtheggum @theghostofgyu @itwasmegan03 @snowyfishes @snowypi + everyone else !!

[overtheggum]

thank you for the tag !!!!

currently reading: omniscient reader's viewpoint (both light novel and manhwa) and killer peter (manhwa); i dont have enough time to read anymore

currently watching: vigilante, the art of sarah, rewatching bloodhounds to get ready for season 2 !!!

currently craving: chocolate moose and strawberries

last song: am i your type by hanuel

npt: @lusayyawnn @page-yerin @theynchapter @flytomyro0m (anyone else who is interested)

[lusayyawnn]

ty for the tag ><

currently reading: the radium girls by kate moore

currently watching: err does youtube count...if so then zb1 latest 1n2d

currently craving: green grapes and shaved ice

last song: all i did was dream of you by beabadoobee ft. the marias

tags : @page-yerin @tanghuyuj @coerbnz @ivehan @yesongi @lovuimuse

[ivehan]

ty for the tag lucy baeee

currently reading: the chrysalids by john wyndham (class novel study 😭😭😭)

currently watching: weak hero and hxh and i need to finish them both and i wanna start watching gachiakuta too

last song: i don’t love you by mcr

tagging: @gentiliana @chocosan44 @myungmyng @hollyoongs @coerbnz @flowerstaesan @moesthinking @taestulipss @beomtomie and anyone else who wants to join!

[beomtomie]

TY FOR THE TAG FAERIWINKLE!

currently reading: titan's curse ......... still....

currently watching: i forgot but i just watched mamma mia ✌️

last song: panic by beomgyu <3

tagging: @mykaneptune @niiqv @nichozzystuffs @kwnnies @ziziforsan @chocosan44 @mirouie @sa1nt-kitty + anyone else

[mykaneptune]

TY FOR THE TAG TOMIE✌️

currently reading: Percy Jackson: Chalice of The Gods currently watching: honestly dont remember 😭 havent been watching any shows at all last song: Talk To You - Yeonjun

tagging - @ourannesia @amorassz @chxrrylixight @realseanshady

[reallyseanshady]

HI MYKA BBY TYSM FOR THE TAG THIS IS SUCH A CUTIE IDEA!!! i lowkey want to start getting into percy jackson too!!🤭🤭🤭

currently reading: Normal People by Sally Rooney (still 💔💔) currently watching: Abbott Elementary (my fav) 🩷🩷 last song: Squabble Up by Kendrick Lamar (one of my fav after school songs) 😻

no pressure tags!!! (pls lmk if you dont want to get tagged in these things, im always worried about that 😭😭) @saevss @aftermoontea @faseanz @yeppiz @ramenoil anddd anyone else who wants to join!! 🤗

[yeppiz]

thank u 4 tagging me cutest!!🫶 I luv things like this!!

currently reading: skip and loafer by misaki takamatsu currently watching: true beauty currently craving: crab & pasta last song: 10 minutes by lee hyori

@pinkmonchichi @eohyeons @j4eyxn @unakbb @niszarra @bambcie @1800hf @ anyone else who wants 2’

[niszarra]

ooo another tag by the queen liuu 🥹🥹

currently reading: none! random fics on blr 😭

currently watching: friendly rivalry

currently craving: crab rangoons & sushi 🤤

last song: Joyride by cortis!!

@bambcie @coergene @dearhyeons @eohyeons @hiimarri @jellywichu @j4eyxn @lovhyeonss @minho4luv @nizshinari @pinkmonchichi @snowselle @slut4riki @saevss @tateholic @winterlico @yeuvio (+ anyone else who wants to be added!)

[snowselle]

wait I actually need to think about this

currently reading: nothing rn i'm too busy sadly

currently watching: when the phone rings

currently craving: sushi and cookies

last song: tweak by girlset

@fshiwore @cheezbawls @tateholic @eohyeons

[cheezbawls]

currently reading: my psych textbook... 🥀🥀

currently watching: Sore: A Wife from the Future

currently craving: salmon nigiri and buldak noodles

last song: tweak by girlset

WAIT @snowselle WE KINDA TWINNING 😛

@zhaoyufineshyt @meeoowchi @usernamesomerandomnumbers

[zhaoyufineshyt]

thank u 4 the tag zie!!! 🥹🥹🥹

currently reading: the silent patient by alex michaelides

currently watching: descendants 3 + spiderman: far from home

currently craving: buldak (ESPECIALLY the cheese one) and dumplings

last song: in my feelings by drake

@cheezbawls LET’S GET BULDAK TGT (big back twinn 😋😋)

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[myen2rude-deactivated20260518]

Thanks for the tag!

Currently reading: Gachiakuta Vol 1 by Kei Urana + Dark Moon:Blood Altar by HYBE

Currently watching: Murder, She Wrote

Currently craving: Fried plantains and scrambled eggs

Last song: Lover by Hyunjin

@fshiwore @j4eyxn @hyuneskkami @cortillit @madame-yapper @x-uxlxve @sailuvsu @louloveswoozi @kloversung

[kloversung]

thankyouu for the tag bby 💕

currently reading: days at the torunka cafe; the forest of enchantments and what you're looking for is in the library

currently watching: tamon's b-side; SKZ code on loop and masterchef

currently craving: chocolate and noodles

last song: youth by lee know

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[lynsbng-deactivated20260716]

thanks for the tag babe 💕

currently reading: crime and punishment by fyodor dostoevsky & the midnight library by matt haig

currently watching: boyfriend on demand

currently craving: yangnyeom chicken

last song: blind eyes red by minnie

tagging … @hanjinology @minniebitesfr @sithskz @skzcodered

[sithskz]

thank you for the tag ml <3

currently reading: the whisper man by alex north

currently watching: dexter!! (and tds4 encore videos on my twt tl my fomo is so bad)

currently craving: ranch sunflower seeds…

last song: upset by brent faiyaz

@honeywritten @g0matchi @hnsbxby (tried to tag mutuals who i don’t see tagged already which is hard lmao)

[hnsbxby]

ty for the tag!

currently reading: harry potter goblet of fire!

currently watching: Angel(my yearly rerun of the show 🖤)

currently craving: an energy drink 😵‍💫 i need one so bad

last song: track 10 by charli xcx

@sannie-young (not sure which other one of my muts haven’t been tagged yet 😭)

[sannie-young]

Yay!! Thank u @hnsbxby for tagging me🥰

Currently reading: Brimstone

Currently watching: Bf on Demand (we love u Jisoo…and all 20 of your bfs) 😘

Currently craving: Mac n cheese or a good cheeseburger 😢

Last song: Body to Body BTS (non stop all day long my neighbors hate me😬)

@lizal1cious @galaxygurlll @ch40sv01d 🤗

[galaxygurlll]

Aww!! Thank you for the tag @sannie-young!

Currently reading: Sunrise on the Reaping

Currently watching: Journey To Bethlehem (I’m not religious in any sense, but I love musicals and Milo Manheim) and also Bridgerton!

Currently craving: Carbonara Buldak spicy Tteokbokki (I’m having it for lunch, so my cravings will be fulfilled!) Or a good cheeseburger! (I am pescatarian, but I have a day off every now and then to get that craving in).

Last song: BOUNCY (K-HOT CHILLI PEPPERS) by ATEEZ!

I would like to tag: @nichmeddar, @hlydia111, @fatkish

[fatkish]

Thanks @galaxygurlll

I’m currently reading: Omega Butterfly in the Alphas web (HxH Chrollo x reader) by TalkingSalad on Ao3

Currently watching: Nurse Jackie, The Rookie and Ghost Stories (dub)

Currently craving: pineapple

Last song: Killer Queen by Mad Tsai

[vip-3-rrr]

random thought; show as your guys first anime crush? for me it was Mitsuri (if that wasn't already obvious)😭

[massivelystupidlevisimp]

For me, it was Heichou. No more elaboration than my username needed.

Should we make this a tag game?

......SCREW THIS, I'LL MAKE IT A TAG GAME

@sasgaycumfilledcondom, @sashaaalikescherry, @evthescribbleguy, @kugisakinobaradesu, @chihir-chqn, @fatkish, @anyapeanuts4, @and-fishing-equipment, @angelbearknyyy, @angiilawliet, @abbyfandomgalaxy, @kay27-iread, @kellyhashimoro, @a-breath-of-pipeweed, @a-very-mythic-babe, @lady-legolas-greenleaf, @hexyissy, @hermusicpersona, @windhashiralover, @muzanswaifu, @caffeinated--trauma-ferret, @yoursexyyorkshirepudding, @tojiscreampie, @faevi, @rookieloveskashi, @lawlietscakeeee, @cheekytownstudios, @tinysanemi, @thetinyanimexolotl

[fatkish]

Tien from Dragon ball. He was my favorite and it was my first anime.

@petitelepus @creepygerbil @earthlybeam @4kinich @suprababka @sugawarassoulmate @revelboo @uchihaxitachi @darkmasterlistyouneveraskedfor @haikyuuincorrecttrash @karczel-fanzone @kuroken-divorce-arc @ch3rriiii-bunn @vrystalius @bots-and-cons @muzansfavoritedemon

[fatkish]

♡♡♡ send this to ten other bloggers that you think are wonderful. keep the game going, make someone smile!!! ♡♡♡

I don’t know how to send things so I’m just gonna tag the other bloggers I think are wonderful.

@creepygerbil @petitelepus @sugawarassoulmate @imagineloki @suprababka @bots-and-cons @karczel-fanzone @earthlybeam @uchihaxitachi @haikyuuincorrecttrash

[fatkish]

Demon Slayer Upper Moons + Muzan x Autistic Reader

How they would be with an Autistic s/o

Muzan Kibutsuji:

3/10. Realistically, you’d have to be tolerable to him or useful to him in someway or else he’d probably kill you

Say you did manage to miraculously charm your way into his good graces. You’re obviously different and function differently from normal people, that, or you’re just dumb. No way a normal person just accepts a man eating demon. And this sparks his curiosity

Why is it that you’re so different from normal people? You’ve become a puzzle that he wants to solve. Congratulations, you’ve gained yourself a demon king who wants to study you

He’s taking notes about your different sensitivities and issues and making a detailed list of odd behaviors you do such as stimming or fidgeting. He’ll ask you about things and he’ll be very patient in having you explain yourself to the best of your ability

If you don’t know why you do things or certain behaviors, he’ll ask about them and try to help you figure out why you do those things

If you fixate on demons or some kind of science, he’s more than happy to be your discussion partner and talk about it. What do humans taste like? Does each human have a different flavor? What affects their flavor? He’s happy to answer such questions

If you have difficulty taking care of yourself, he’ll gladly help you. He’ll set up ways for you to remember to take care of things like mundane tasks or hygiene. He’ll go on nighttime errands with you if you’re unable to go during the day

If you have posture issues that are negatively impacting your health, he’ll do what he can to help you correct them. If you slouch too much or something, he’ll help you come up with reminders and stretches to help you fix your posture

When it comes to social interactions or moreover your obvious social ineptitude, he’s curious about why you have such trouble since he doesn’t understand how you have difficulties with social norms and interactions but he’s there to catch you when you fall

Kokushibo:

About an 6.5/10. He’s very responsible and has the diligence to strictly adhere to structure. If you have difficulty with needing a routine in order to function, he’s your guy

But that highly depends on how close of a relationship you have with him. It would take time for you to endear yourself to him and make him actually accept having and maintaining a relationship with you

The most likely scenario for meeting him would be as he travels and you opening your home to him. He’s not the kind of guy to kill indiscriminately, unless he needs to feed or you’re a demon slayer, he’s content to leave you be unless you pose a threat

Since Autistic people aren’t really accepted in this time period, you’d probably live alone outside of a village, making your home a haven for demons needing to escape the rising sun. Which is likely how you meet Kokushibo as I said before

You might have been startled originally when you found him at your door but you didn’t actually realize he could kill you, you thought he was some kind of Yokai and you didn’t want an angry Yokai haunting you so you welcomed him inside your home

After getting to know him and learning he’s a man eating demon, you simply asked him not to eat humans in front of you which bewilders him but he agrees to. You then make a deal with him, he can use your home as a safe haven from the sun whenever he’s in the area, he just has to keep other demons from trying to kill you while he stays

When it comes to your fixations, if you’re interested in something he knows such as swordsmanship or calligraphy, he’s actually willing to teach you in his spare time. If not, he’s fine with listening to you ramble about whatever, he might learn something useful, who knows

When it comes to poor eye contact/poor posture, he’s understanding of why but he does his best to help you overcome it. You have issues with constantly walking on your tiptoes, he’ll gently remind you each time he sees to walk on the bottoms of your feet

If you have difficulty with communication or talking in general, he’ll do his best to teach you or help you out, but when it comes to social interactions, he can’t really help you out other then to tell you about boundaries and what you can and cannot do and why

Douma:

Would actually be one of the best people to be around if you’re autistic. 10/10, super accommodating to your needs

Despite his inability to feel emotions, you feel them strong enough for the both of you. If you have difficulty regulating or processing your emotions then he’s happy to help however he can

Many people in your life rejected you since no one really understood that Autism is a mental disorder during that time period. Most people thought you were weird or too sensitive. But not Douma

It doesn’t matter how you met him, whether you knew he was a man-eating demon from the start or not, you accepted who he was because he was the first person to fully welcome and accept you for who you were

He doesn’t have any desire to eat you, you fascinate him and you make him less lonely. When you do discover that he eats people, you simply ask him to deliver a painless death to them. When he asked why you didn’t reject him you told him that him eating people is the same as you eating cows, pigs or other animals. You told him that as long as he kills people humanly then you don’t see the difference

You often try to explain things to him that he doesn’t understand to the best of your ability and vise versa. You both help the other navigate the complexities that is human society

When you’re overwhelmed with noise/lights or whatever or just need a quiet space, Douma lets you stay in his private room where you won’t be disturbed

Whatever it is that you’re currently fixating on, he’s more than happy to help you acquire it. You’re fixating on flowers? He’ll get you as many books on them as you want and even set aside a garden just for you to grow them in. Whatever your interests, he’ll help you with. He also loves to hear you tell him all about whatever it is

Akaza:

9/10. He basically took care of others for a living when he was human so it’s not much different

While you might not be ill and bedridden, you do have difficulties when it comes to taking care of yourself, whether it’s doing mundane tasks such as cleaning or grocery shopping or things like remembering to eat. Your body might be healthy, but it’s clear to Akaza that your mind isn’t entirely healthy

If there’s days where you just can’t get out of bed, he’ll praise you just for eating a decent meal and doing the bare minimum, especially if you suffer from depression or anxiety

He loves listening to whatever topic is your latest fixation. Animal facts? Tell him more. Astrology or astronomy? That’s so interesting. He loves seeing how passionate you are about your fixations

When it comes to sensory overload or issues with sensitivity to certain stimuli, he’s always ready to help you. If you don’t like the feel of something, he’ll do what he can to fix it, he’d even go as far as to help you remodel your home if necessary

If you have issues like remembering to walk on the bottom of your feet, he’ll gently remind you every time he sees you doing it. He’ll also go as far as to teach you a little martial arts if it would help with your posture

[fatkish]

Seed of Yggdrasil pt. 9

(I accidentally posted part 10 before part nine. Whoops)

It took some time, but later that night after I returned to our room, I laid on the couch reading a book when Loki opened the door and entered our shared suite. He looked at me for a moment before walking over to me and flicking me in the forehead. I jumped a little and immediately held my hand to the spot he flicked. “What was that for?” I pouted as I looked directly into Loki’s eyes. Loki scoffed and rolled his eyes, “just how much of that little ploy was your doing, hmm?” He queried. “I know you might be a little mad but Thor really does care about you. I simply suggested the song and the idea of doing a big gesture, the rest was all Thor, even I’m surprised with how much work he actually did.” I admitted. Loki looked me over with a raised brow but since he couldn’t find a single lie, he decided to drop it. “Thank you.” He whispered. I smiled and nodded. “Did you enjoy the ice cream?” I asked as I set my manga down. Loki walked over and sat down on the couch with his own book, the complete collection of the Brothers Grimm fairytales. “It was rather pleasant and flavorful, I especially enjoyed the chocolate flavored one. I thought it would be more watery and bland. Although it was rather fun to see Thor get a, what do you call it?” “A brain freeze?” I answered. “Yes, is that normal?” Loki asked. “Yes, for some people. Brain freezes occur when the soft palate in the mouth becomes very cold very suddenly, often when eating or consuming cold foods and beverages too quickly. Since cold doesn’t bother you, you probably will never experience one.” I answered. Loki seemed to have a moment of contemplation before shaking his head. “Midgardian’s are odd.” He replied before opening his book and started reading.

(Loki’s POV)

I still do not understand this y/n. They have only ever been kind to me and there is no lie or deception in any of their words. I know Mother loves me, and as much as I may have denied it, there’s no doubt that that foolish oaf of a thunderer genuinely cares about me as well. There was no deception in any of Thor’s words tonight. And as much as I might deny it, his love for me is genuine, I see that now. All this time I have only wanted to be Thor’s equal in Odin’s eyes. But that will never happen. Odin cares not for me, I’m only his son whenever it suits him. But what Xavier said was right. I shouldn’t keep spending time and energy on someone of whom I matter so little to. If Odin does end up declaring Thor as the next King, and Thor fails as a king, he will need someone to turn to to take his place. If Thor isn’t worthy, the people of Asgard will see it and they may revolt. Thor doesn’t have the patience to listen to the whims and pleas of the masses, he doesn’t have diplomatic skills and long conversations often end with him unable to concentrate. If Thor fails at his responsibilities and duties as a king, or realizes that being King isn’t something he wants, then it doesn’t matter what Odin thinks or chooses. And if that does indeed happen, then I need the people of Asgard to be able to trust in me. Xavier is right, at least in regards to Odin. Although I will never admit this to anyone, ever, it is nice to be accepted, appreciated and acknowledged by people who don’t have any expectations of me.

Originally, I thought that I was going to loathe being here on Midgard. I thought that I would hate being at Xavier’s mansion, with all those children running around and such. But I was wrong. I’ve met some of those children, many of them have already been through so much unnecessary suffering just because they are different, even the ones who don’t have any physical mutations. During one of my visits to the Professor, a younger mutant boy with ice generating abilities, accidentally hit me with his ice causing my Jotun form to appear briefly. I was so shocked when no one screamed at seeing my appearance. There was no dead silence as everyone stared at me. They simply accepted me. Even some of the youngest children who currently resides there happily approached me along with other curious children who asked if I was a new mutant and if I was related to Nightcrawler. I learned about and met the young man the children were talking about. His name is Kurt but his code name is Nightcrawler. His appearance is what many Midgardians would refer to as demonic or demon-like. He was a very kind young man with the ability to teleport. I was so shocked that these people openly accepted me, even after I warned them not to touch me or they would receive frostbite. I realized that they had never heard the horror stories of monstrous frost giants, the same stories told to Asgardian children before bed. They had no preconceived notions or preexisting thoughts or beliefs about frost giants. They had no learned prejudice or expectations of me.

Y/n doesn’t have any expectations of me either, they defend my honor even if I don’t deserve it, and they continue to defend me and believe in me, even when my own family doesn’t. They brought me to people who are accepting of others and that have allowed me to heal old wounds from my past. I don’t want to admit it, but I don’t want to lose or jeopardize the relationship I currently have with y/n. I just can’t help but wonder why they genuinely care about me. I looked over at y/n to see that they had fallen asleep with their book open on their chest. I got up and made sure to slide a bookmark between the pages where they stopped before lifting it up off them and placing it on the small table in front of us. I then conjured a throw blanket from my chambers and placed it over them to keep them from being chilled. They keep the temperature at a pleasant 68 degrees in our suite so I don’t want them to be cold. After making sure they would sleep comfortably, I returned to my previous spot and began to actually read this book. I must commend this ‘Pepper’, she has a good taste for literature.

(Y/n’s POV)

Later that night I must have fallen asleep because I woke up the next morning with a blanket wrapped around me. It smelled slightly like Loki, I smiled knowing he must have placed it on me. Loki was sitting on the other end of the couch reading a new book, the works of Edgar Allen Poe. “Morning, did you know that you occasionally project illusions of your dreams?” Loki inquired without even looking up from his book. “Oh, what was I dreaming about?” I curiously asked as I sat up and stretched. “Must have been truly unpleasant if you forgot. It was something about this dark, decrepit place with these strange hideous creatures scuttling about. They made these awful noises but there was also a man, he was deathly pale and appeared to be sitting on some stone-like throne, but then the projection ended.” Loki replied with disregard before looking over at me from over the top of his book. “Do you remember now?” He asked with some disinterest. “Yes, but that… that wasn’t a dream. That was a projection of my subconscious.” I replied. Oh gods, I don’t even want to think his name. Thanos is one beast, but him, I sincerely hope he remains where he is, forever. He knows about Yggdrasil, and it was only with the help of his symbiotes that we were able to contain him, afterwards, I helped spread his symbiotes throughout the multiverse in hopes that he will never be free. We may have had a relationship in the past, well, more like he was infatuated with me and in my loneliness, I certainly wasn’t going to deny his advances. But his desires and ideals were different from mine, life needs the freedom to evolve and become whatever fate dictates, that’s the beauty of life, and anything that didn’t fit within his ideas of what should be, he wanted to destroy. He wanted to use Yggdrasil to change life throughout the multiverse into his ideal image. Leaving nothing but darkness- “y/n, are you listening?” Loki’s voice cut through my thoughts. I looked up at him in surprise.

“I’m sorry, I wasn’t paying attention.” I replied. Loki looked me up and down. “Clearly, you were pacing back and forth with your arms folded and you were obviously worrying over something, is everything alright?” Loki asked as he cautiously rested a hand on my shoulder. I took a deep breath before looking him in the eyes. “I will be, I was just caught spiraling in anxiety from memories of my past, memories best left forgotten. Anyway, what were you saying?” I asked. Loki looked skeptical for a moment before sighing and closing his eyes. “That voice in the ceiling spoke and told us the man out of time wants everyone to meet him in the main meeting room. He says it’s urgent.” Loki replied with slight disdain. “You, do you mean Steve?” I asked in slight confusion. “Who else would I be referring to?” Loki asked. “On Midgard, saying someone is ‘out of time’ is another way they refer to a dying person.” I informed. Loki looked stumped for a brief second before regaining his usual stoic demeanor. I smiled at him as he playfully rolled his eyes dramatically as I gestured for him to follow me.

We left our suite and entered the main common area where I quickly grabbed us some blueberry bagels and smeared them with cream cheese and put them on a plate along with some grapes, one of those adorable small oranges each, some cheese, and a couple strawberries. Loki grabbed us both a small bottle of orange juice each and we made our way to the elevator. He looked over at me as we entered. “Jarvis, can you give us directions to the main meeting room?” I asked. “With pleasure. It is on the 27th floor.” Jarvis replied as the elevator began to descend. “Are you still nervous about elevators?” Loki asked. “I’m just not a fan, but I’m too lazy to take the stairs.” I admitted. Loki smirked. “If I knew my way around here, I would offer to teleport us.” He noted. I looked over at him and smiled. “That’s so kind of you to offer, such chivalry, and from a prince no less. Are you trying to make me feel like a princess?” I joked with a smile. Loki chuckled softly, “you’d surely be the first tolerable princess I’ve ever met.” Loki replied with a slight smile.

Before our little conversation could continue, the elevator stopped and opened up. “If you continue down the hall, take the first right and the room will be the first door on your left.” Jarvis informed us. “Thanks Jarvis.” I replied. Loki and I exited the elevator and began to walk down the hall only for him to grab the back of my shirt and guide me the right way when I got my directions confused. Loki sniggered at me and I stuck my tongue out at him. “Is that how you thank someone who helped you?” Loki asked in mock indignation. “It is when they laugh at my directionally challenged-ness” I replied. “That’s not even a word.” Loki smugly replied. We reached the room and I opened the door for Loki before bowing to him. “My liege” I gestured for Loki to enter. Loki entered the room and I followed him inside noticing the somewhat tense atmosphere. Steve and the others were already there and were staring at us as we sat down in our seats. “Glad you kids could make it.” Tony commented. “You’re late, did you get held up?” Clint asked while suspiciously eyeing Loki as if he was as fault. Before anyone could say anything else that might cause tension I spoke up. “Sorry, I got lost on the path of life. Luckily for me, Loki’s good with directions.” I happily chirped with a bright smile before taking a bite of the bagel. Loki and I began to eat our breakfast while Steve gave us the rundown of why he called. “Nat and I have been working with S.H.I.E.L.D. and Fury to locate and dismantle and eliminate every last Hydra base. We successfully managed to get the drop on Alexander Pierce and the rest of Hydra hidden inside S.H.I.E.L.D. and put a stop to them and made sure they were properly locked up. However, there are still some remaining forces that are still active. Thanks to y/n, we were able to stop them but they have intimate knowledge of how S.H.I.E.L.D. operates and their level of technology. It’s been difficult to find them and hack into their systems but just this morning, S.H.I.E.L.D. operatives discovered a new Hydra base that had incredibly high energy readings.” Steve informed as Natasha pulled up holographic images from a tablet.

As Steve continued to talk, I began to peel the small orange. Carefully removing every last piece of the white pith as well as the skin-like case that covers and separates each individual segment. Nat pulled up a picture of a man. “This man is known as Strucker and is currently the one that we believe is in charge of operations at this base.” Steve said. I was so enraptured with my task I didn’t realize that everyone was starting to stare at me. “Y/n, are you going to eat that or are you just dissecting it? You do know that that stuff won’t hurt you?” Bruce kindly whispered in a slightly concerned tone. I looked up to see that everyone had stopped and was staring at me. “I-I just don’t like the texture of the white stuff in my mouth.” I mumbled as I finally managed to finish peeling off all the stuff I didn’t like. “I have never seen someone eat an orange like that.” Clint commented. “Guys, can we focus on the meeting please” Steve asked. The meeting continued and I kept eating the orange pieces. “Anyway, we don’t know what this place has in store but we need to shut it down. Now, everyone, gather your things and meet on the quinjet in 40 minutes.” Steve said. Everyone started to get up and leave while Loki and I sat at the table. “What are you two doing?” Steve questioned. I looked over at Steve with a dumb look on my face. “We’re sitting in chairs at a table and breathing, digesting food, talking-“ “you’re both coming on the mission so go get ready” Steve cut me off as he left the room. I looked over at Loki dumbfounded before smiling at him and resting my hand on his arm. “Do you know what this means?” I squealed as my cheeks hurt from how big of a smile I had. Loki rolled his eyes with his arms crossed as he scoffed. “Don’t get too excited, I highly doubt they trust me, they probably just don’t want to leave me here alone.” He scoffed. I clambered out of my chair and ran over to the door. “C’mon Lokes, let’s go.” I called. Loki sighed and rolled his eyes before shaking his head and getting up to follow me.

As I walked back to our room, Jarvis spoke up. “Miss/Mr y/n.” “Jarvis, c’mon, we talked about this, just call me y/n, we’re friends so we don’t need formalities.” I called. “Very well y/n, Mr. Stark would like to see you, he has something for you for the mission.” Jarvis informed me. I looked over at Loki who gestured for me to go. “Lead the way Jarvis.” I called as I waved to Loki and followed Jarvis’s directions. I entered the elevator and pressed the button for the 20th floor just as Jarvis said to. “Hey Jarvis.” I spoke. “Yes y/n” Jarvis replied. “I’m going to miss you. Promise me we’ll always be friends no matter what.” I softly spoke softly in a quiet voice. “I do not plan on going anywhere so I do not believe you need to worry, although, the sentiment is much appreciated. And I promise we’ll always be friends.” Jarvis replied in what was probably as sincere a tone as an AI could produce. I knew that Jarvis would become Vision soon, and while I know that they’re technically the same person, I don’t believe that they are. Once the elevator opened, I stepped out and followed Jarvis’s directions to Tony’s lab. When I got to the glass doors, Jarvis opened them for me. “Hey kiddo, I made you a suit. We don’t want you getting hurt out there.” Tony called as he looked over at me while standing beside a tall metal case. I walked over to look at the suit. It was a full bodysuit that was black with (f/c) accents. It had a hood attached to the bodysuit and the sleeves ended by covering the middle finger only. There was a small (f/c) sheer, fluttery cape that attached to the upper back as well as the wrists that had a galaxy design.

“I thought I’d keep in line with your whole ‘nature god from space’ theme. The fabric is made with special fibers in it that make it hard to tear. I added a bit of padding around certain areas to give a bit more protection.” Tony said as he observed me while I looked over the various parts of the suit. “It’s amazing Tony, I love it, thank you so much.” I sincerely squealed as I turned around and hugged Tony. Tony froze for a few seconds before hugging me back. “Okay kid, you better go try the suit on. I don’t want Capsicle yelling at us for being late” Tony chuckled as I let go of him. I smiled at him before taking the suit and stepping into the nearest bathroom on that floor. I put the first bodysuit layer on and zipped it up in the front. It was tight but not in a bad way. It felt like a second skin. I made sure to move around a bit and make sure my movements weren’t restricted. I looked over in the mirror after putting everything on and smiled at what I saw. I have to admit, Tony has a skill for designing suits. I stepped out of the bathroom and found Tony already standing outside in his Ironman suit. “You look great kid. You ready for this?” Tony asked. I made a fist in front of my chest, “as ready as I’ll ever be!” I cheered. I followed Tony through the hall and into the elevator. As the elevator moved, Tony spoke up. “You nervous at all kid?” He asked in his normal manner. “Not really.” I responded. “You ever been in a fight before?” He asked. “Actually, yes. A long time ago.” I replied. Tony looked at me with a raised eyebrow. “Alright, if you need help just ask into the comms.” Tony added. The elevator opened and we were standing in front of the jet. “Alright everyone, get on and strap in! We’ll be at our destination in an hour.” Steve shouted. Everyone got on and took a seat. Clint and Natasha were up front and would be the pilots. I saw Loki and sat next to him since he sat on the end and no one besides Thor seemed willing to sit next to him. I looked around me and saw the safety belts and strapped myself in before showing Loki how. The jet’s engine turned on and began to rumble before I felt the jet begin to move. I held onto Loki’s hand as the jet shook slightly as it took off. Loki looked over to me with a look of understanding. Neither of us were very comfortable in the air when we are not the ones in control. I just hope this hour long flight goes by quickly.

[written-by-music]

oki im bored and i lowk wanna start a tag game so

reblog with the last song you listened to and tag whoever!

tagging my mooties to start eheh: @sillyseob @hyuneskkami @swirled-with-ink @atetheluck @saerachandesu @faetima @coffee--spill @drowningintohisocean @connectedbyflesh @sasgaycumfilledcondom @midnight-blue-wolf-official @milkieboba @randomfriendlyloser @minnies-girl @wolf-eyed-witchh11 @shinlunes @imbaebi + open tags

[saerachandesu]

yall gotta stop catching me playing rap songs💔 THANK YOU FOR THE TAG LOVE🥰

no pressure tags : @orimuraa , @mitzkilvr ♡

[orimuraa]

YAY ILY SAEBAE

(crusty ahh photo dont mind that…) @yooniso, @yeuvio, @koiiq, @chxrrylixight

[chxrrylixight]

OMLL JIJI TYSM FOR TAGGING ME (FIRST TIMEE EEEKKK TYY)

UH WHY THE PIC SO SMALL.

Tagging- @mykaneptune, @wonkienthusiast @grandlightcandy, @flowerstaesan

[wonkienthusiast]

Caught me at a very Sabrina time in my life

@scarlettsinterlude @haniipie @globaloppaaa

@strawberrysworld26 @soakedpetals0 @v3lvetl0ve

[haniipie]

haiii thanks for the tag cutie:3

@starrihan,@froopis,@taystarr,@hypehaerin,@hqerincess,@yooniso,@fnzktn

[froopis]

haiiii 😏😏

tagging @yeossemble @im4yeons @v-irtujake @y-ves @yuucide

[v-irtujake]

yayyyyy

@afararraaaa @rageholic-alcoholic @sxno0

[afararraaaa]

TY FOR THE TAG!!

i was listening to the deadline album and I really likes 'go' anyway!

tags : !

@xx-all-purpose-nerd-xx @channiesbaby1433 @zainozzzzzzz @yourarabkogal

[yourarabkogal]

aaaaaa TY FOR THE TAG

Tags : @minnies-girl @swirled-with-ink @atetheluck @s34w33d @melfresita-ruri2

[atetheluck]

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idk @melfresita-ruri2 @drowningintohisocean @sillyseob @slutforhanjisung143 @gnabnahcgi

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@atetheluck 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚔𝚜 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚝𝚊𝚐❤

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not forcing!

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[sasgaycumfilledcondom]

My head hurts too much to listen to ppl speak.

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[massivelystupidlevisimp]

Me listening to this bcoz I'm honestly needing a pick me up 😭

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Tagging my top 2 non-moot fav authors above ☝️

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[fatkish]

Monochrome kiss English cover by Amalee

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[fatkish]

Seed of Yggdrasil pt. 10

Well hey there, it’s me, Deadpool. Your favorite mercenary with a mouth, Marvel Jesus, etc. etc. now I know what you might be thinking. ‘What the hell? What’s happening? This isn’t where the last chapter left off, and damn does Chris Evans ass look great. Now you’re probably getting excited and are about to wet yourself when you realize that the Author is adding me into this mixed bag of nuts after taking such a long hiatus and not posting anything in months. Oh wait…. What’s that?…..Uh huh…. What do you mean it’s too early for me to come in….Timing shiming, none of this is real, just put me in the story already…. No….. fine. Then at least let me set the stage. Where were we? Oh right. This is the beginning of what would be Age of Ultron. And right now, everyone is fighting Hydra at the base in the middle of snowy nowhere.

(Y/n’s POV)

Everything is moving so fast. The moment we started attacking, all hell broke loose. Now everyone is fighting Hydra, who have these really high tech weapons. It’s chaos and I’m a bit lost so I’m staying by Loki. At least he’s having fun stabbing people. That gives me an idea. “Hey Loki, did you and Thor ever have a contest to see how many enemies you could take down?” I called as I used plant roots to trip and restrain Hydra soldiers. “That sounds like fun!” Thor shouted as he threw Mjolnir at a few Hydra soldiers, hitting them and scattering them from the force of the hit. “Yeah well I’m already at 35.” Tony chimed into the conversation through the com-links. “That’s only because you went ahead of us.” Barton added as Tony was headed straight for the base while we were all still in the forest fighting the ground troops. Tony went flying straight for the base, dodging the enemy’s fire before trying to enter the building through an opening window only to bounce off due to the base’s force field shielding. “Shit” “language” Steve warned after Tony swore. “He spoke English” I joked through the coms as I made the tree’s branches reach down and ensnare multiple Hydra agents, effectively restraining them without killing them. “Jarvis, what’s the view from upstairs?” Steve asked the AI through the com-links.

Jarvis connected to Tony’s satellite and zoomed in on the base using the Satellite’s technology. “The central building is protected by some kind of energy shield. Strucker’s technology is well beyond any other Hydra base we’ve taken.” Jarvis informed. “They must be using stolen technology from the weapons S.H.E.I.L.D. was developing using the Tesseract.” Natasha suggested. “Either that or they must have found someone or something that is giving them this technology or at least the instructions to make them.” I added. “s.h.e.i.l.d. had the Tesseract for a long time, who knows who or what all their tests and messing around with it attracted. The Tesseract was essentially a door/window and by messing around with something they didn’t understand, it’s possible s.h.e.i.l.d. could have accidentally allowed for other entities to trace and track the Tesseract’s energy to Earth. If that happened, it’s possible Hydra could have made contact with an outside source who is giving them this technology.” I continued. “This fight is lasting a little long guys.” Natasha commented after taking down a group of soldiers single handedly. “Yeah, I’m pretty sure we lost the element of surprise.” Clint replied as he hid behind trees for cover while shooting arrows. Tony was at the base and flew around the perimeter taking out the soldiers outside. “Wait a second. No one else is gonna deal with the fact that Cap just said “language”?” Tony asked. “I know.” Steve replied as he drove a motor bike and flipped over the handle bars before throwing the bike mid-air at a vehicle full of soldiers causing the two vehicles to crash and explode. “Just slipped out.” Steve sighed. As we continued to work our way through the soldiers, the city nearby was taking hits from Hydra’s attempts at defense, thus, Tony activated and sent in the Iron Legion. The remote droids quickly reached the small city and began trying to make the crowds disperse.

The people in the city didn’t react well to the Iron Legion and began throwing things at the droids and attacking them. “Hey guys, the people don’t like us and want us to leave, I’m going to go over there and create a force field to deflect the attacks and heal anyone who gets hurt.” I informed everyone. “Okay but be safe and take the trickster with you.” Tony responded. I looked over at Loki and nodded to him before flying over and grabbing his hand, lifting him into the air and flying us over to the town. Once Loki and I landed, I quickly began to create shields and deflect any attacks that came towards the town. Loki kept an eye on me and made sure the townspeople didn’t try to attack us. The people were angry and Loki used his silver tongue and diplomatic skills to try and sway the people into letting us help them and letting them know why we were even here. Meanwhile, the team was still fighting. “We have Enhanced in the field.” Steve reported through the coms. “Clint’s hit!” Natasha informed as we could all hear shots fired and small explosions through the coms. “How bad is it? Do you need my immediate help?” I asked as I continued to shield the town. “Not immediately but we really need to hurry this up.” Nat replied. “And can someone take care of that bunker?” She added. Even this far away, Loki and I could hear Hulk’s roar. “Thank you.” She replied. Guess Hulk took care of whatever bunker she was talking about. “Stark, we really need to get inside.” Steve informed through grunts as he continued to take out soldiers. “I’m closing in.” Tony responded. After a few moments Tony piped up through the coms. “Drawbridge is down, people.” I recalled that I had previously seen this situation many times before and decided to let the others know about the twins. “About the Enhanced, they’re a brother and sister, twins. The brother has super speed especially and the sister has telekinetic powers and she enter your minds and make you see things that aren’t real but will feel real.” I informed the team. “How do you know that?” Natasha asked. “I’m a fifth dimensional being remember? I’m capable of doing things that you cannot comprehend. Namely, watching multiple things remotely at the same time.” I answered.

“Clint’s hit pretty bad, guys. We’re gonna need evac.” Natasha informed. “I can get Barton to the jet. The sooner we’re gone, the better.” Thor replied as he stood next to Steve. A bunch of soldiers were headed towards the two of them. “Looks like they’re lining up.” Thor commented. “Well, they’re excited.” Steve replied as he held up his shield towards Thor. Thor hit Steve’s shield with his hammer causing lightning and a powerful wave of force reverberating off of the shield to hit and take out the group of soldiers and their vehicle. After that, Thor swung Mjolnir and took off flying to go help Barton. “And for gosh sake, watch your language.” Tony sarcastically joked. Steve sighed, “that’s not going away anytime soon.” “Guy’s let me know when it’s safe for me to release the shields protecting the town.” I informed everyone. “We’re locked down out here.” Natasha informed us as S.H.E.I.L.D. agents arrived and began to help arrest and detain the Hydra soldiers. “Then get to Banner. Time for a lullaby.” Steve ordered. “I’m going to make sure there aren’t any casualties or injured civilians, then Loki and I will head to the jet, just hang on Clint.” I replied as I released the shields. Loki and I began to ask around if anyone was injured or in need of healing/help. Since Loki can also heal with his magic, we normally divide and conquer, I take on the larger and more severe injuries while Loki handles the smaller ones. We make a good team. Most of the townspeople were apprehensive and cautious of us when we offered to heal any of their injuries. They mostly kept their distance and were wary of us. ‘I don’t think they’re willing to allow us to help them’ Loki spoke to me telepathically. ‘I know, but I still feel bad for them, these people are struggling and it’s obvious.’ I replied. The children didn’t seem to mind us but their parents kept them from interacting with us.

I decided to use my power to grow some edible plants and vegetables throughout the city even though it was winter. I knelt down and placed my hands on the ground and forced my energy through the ground, making plants and vegetables grow and sprout up from the ground. There weren’t many actual plants and vegetables so I had to feel the ground, make sure the areas I was growing things in weren’t affecting or damaging anything. I focused my energy into finding plants and reviving them, changing them and giving them the energy and nutrients needed to grow. It takes a lot of focus to change plants from what they are than it does to simply grow them. I changed a few of the trees to apple, cherry and peach trees. The townsfolk watching and were stunned as plants grew and flourished despite the cold temperatures. The tree’s and plants changed, grew, bloomed, and grew fruit and vegetables all within minutes. The moment I released my energy and stopped the flow, I nearly collapsed but Loki hooked his arm under mine and help me to my feet. The tree’s closets to us became an apple tree. Loki walked over and picked one of the ripened apples, rubbing it on his shirt and inspecting it before taking a bite from it. Loki chewed carefully before swallowing the bite. “Impressive, though not as good as naturally grown fruit but it works.” Loki commented as he took another bite, making sure the townspeople saw him eat the fruit so that they could trust that they were safe to eat. Loki let me lean against him as I recovered from the large expenditure of energy. “Are you alright?” Loki whispered as he looked down at me, seeing how exhausted I looked. “As I’ve said before, I’m just not used to exhausting so much energy in such a short amount of time. And it’s more draining the farther and longer I am away from the main tree. But I’ve been training and I’ve been getting better.” I explained. Loki wrapped his arm around my waist to support me. “Well, let’s get back to the jet, you need rest.” Loki quietly spoke. He used his magic to teleport us close to the jet and we walked over before entering it. Thor, Clint, Bruce and Natasha were already on board. I walked over to Clint to look at his injury, before I could even begin to reach for it, Loki stopped me. “No no no, you need to rest, allow me to handle Barton’s wounds.” Loki insisted as he forced me over to a seat and made me sit down before conjuring a water bottle and handing it to me. I smiled gratefully at him and accepted his offer.

Once Steve and Tony returned to the jet, Tony started the jet and we took off. Loki continued to heal Clint’s wounds while Bruce got changed in the small bathroom on the jet. After he got dressed, he grabbed an IPod and headphones and sat down while listening to music, his way of decompressing after becoming the Hulk. Steve and Natasha continued to keep an eye on Loki, as if he was going to stab Clint at any moment. I rolled my eyes and walked over and sat by Bruce. He took his headphones off to talk to me. “So how was it this time, shifting between the two of you?” I gently asked. Bruce sighed, “I wasn’t expecting a code green.” I smiled softly, knowing how different these two were from each other. “Did you still need a lullaby?” I asked. “Not really, but, Hulk still puts up an argument.” Bruce replied. “Has the daily hour of outdoor time helped Hulk?” “Yeah, somewhat, we’re still trying to get along. Though, it has helped keep him calm.” Bruce answered. “Do you still want to get rid of Hulk, or do you think it’s possible to try to work together?” I inquired. “I still don’t know, there’s things that I still can’t do because I’m afraid of what Hulk will do if he gets out, things I enjoy doing that I haven’t been able to do for so long.” Bruce paused. “But the team need Hulk, I just… I don’t know.” Bruce trailed off. I smiled softly and gently squeezed his knee. “It’s alright to feel the way that you do, you’ve already come so far, you and Hulk both. I care about both of you equally. You’re both my cherished friends. Whatever happens, I’ll be here to help.” Bruce returned the smile although it was much smaller. I got up and walked away and Natasha sat next to Bruce.

Tony, who was in the cockpit piloting the jet, spoke up. “Hey Banner, Dr. Cho is on her way in from Seoul. Is it okay if she sets up in your lab?” He asked. “Uh, yeah, she knows her way around.” Bruce answered Tony. “Thanks. Tell her to prep everything. Barton’s gonna need the full treatment.” Tony whispered to Jarvis. “Very good, sir.” “Jarvis, take the wheel.” Tony ordered his AI. “Yes, sir” Jarvis replied. “Approach vector locked.” Tony turned around and hit the autopilot button before getting up and walking over to Thor and Steve. “So kid, what can you tell us about Strucker and these new enhanced individuals?” Tony asked as he, Thor, Steve, Nat and Bruce all looked at me expectantly. I sighed, “I don’t really know what to say about Strucker, I never paid much attention to him. As for the twins, their story is a rather sad one, a story that you, Anthony, play a major role in.” Everyone turned to look at Tony before looking back at me, silently urging me to continue. “The twins didn’t always have their powers, they used to be happy children who had a loving family. As we all know, Tony used to design and develop weapons, missiles and the like. The twins lived in an area caught in the middle of a war-front. Their small town caught in the crossfire. One day, one of Tony’s missiles hit their home, causing it to collapse upon the family inside. The debris and initial damage killed all but the twins. They however, were trapped underneath the rubble and debris, the missile hadn’t exploded upon impact. While this malfunction saved them initially, the young twins who were mere children at the time, were trapped without food or water underneath the remains of their home and family, with the missile responsible for the destruction sitting right in front of them. During their time trapped beneath the rubble, they feared for their lives, never knowing if the missile would explode. Eventually they were found, but their hatred and trauma remained with them. They harbor a vast resentment towards you, Tony. For what happened to them.” I regaled. Tony made the move to argue but I held my hand up.”

“I know that you no longer build or supply weapons, and that you are not responsible for what consumers do with the items they purchase from you. People don’t blame the companies that manufacture kitchen knives, garden tools, building hardware or hunting knives when someone uses one to kill someone or commit a crime. You didn’t fire the missile, but your name was on it, making you the only lead they have. They are still children, and I want to help them, I have an idea of who is capable of doing so.” I informed them. They all sat there taking in the information. Tony held a look of guilt and was obviously deep in thought. “Okay, but why were they with Hydra, and what do they have to do with Strucker.” Steve asked. “Some of you may know about Mutants, humans who have a Mutation that allows them to have abilities like that of the twins, but for those who don’t know, I will explain. As you know with evolution, over time, creatures change and adapt new features to better suit their environment. Humans, have evolved a specific gene which has been called an X-gene. This gene is what allows someone to become a mutant, and there are two kinds. Natural mutants and artificial mutants. When someone carrying the X-gene is born, there is no guarantee that the gene will awaken, sometimes it lays dormant and the carrier would never know they have it. For natural mutants, their abilities appear when the dormant X-gene inside them awakens. This gene responds to stress, which is typically why most mutants awaken their abilities during adolescence when hormones are out of balance and have potentially higher levels. Artificial mutants however, awaken their abilities through extreme prolonged exposure to stress. The way they awaken their dormant X-gene is through torture and pain, pushing the human body to its absolute limits in order to force the X-gene to activate.” I informed them. They each had a look of horror on their faces hearing this new information. “As you might imagine, not everyone survives the process. The reason the twins went to Strucker was because they learned that he was conducting such experiments and they were desperate for revenge. He promised agreed in hopes he would have useful puppets.” I concluded.

The jet was silent for some time. No one really knew what to say, that, or they were lost in thought everything I revealed. “Sir, we have arrived.” Jarvis spoke up, cutting through the stagnant and sorrowful silence. The jet landed and the back ramp opened, allowing us all to exit. Dr. Helen Cho and Maria Hill were already at the door waiting. Cho’s attendants quickly boarded and started wheeling Clint towards the medical bay with Helen instructing them in Korean. Everyone began exiting the jet and Loki and I left. We walked back to our suite and took the elevator down to the living quarters floor. We were silent for some time before Loki spoke up. “You’re hiding something.” It wasn’t a question or an accusation, just a plain statement. Loki held his arms behind his back as he held a look of indifference. “Yes, there are some things I am hiding, but I am not doing so maliciously. There is so much I wish I could say and do, but my actions or words could have irreversible and unpredictable disastrous consequences on the universe. A butterfly effect that could end in the death of all life in the universe. A single mistake I make could literally end everything. That’s why I have to hide some of what I know, so that the information I know doesn’t cause catastrophe. I hope you understand, I’m not trying to lie to you, I’m trying to protect everything the only way I can. Sometimes silence and inaction is the best option. I’m sorry.” I explained. The elevator door opened and we both exited and walked towards our suite. “I understand, you carry a glorious and immense burden upon your shoulders. A responsibility you cannot run from. I hold no ill will towards you for it.” Loki replied with an even tone. Once we entered our suite, Loki used his magic to change into clothes more suitable for lounging and reading. He entered his room and returned with a few graphic novels I lent him before entering the kitchen and filling the kettle with water and placing it on the stove to heat. “I have to go stop Tony from making a huge mistake, I’ll be back.” I told Loki. He simply waved me off as he began preparing his tea. I smiled and left our suite before entering the elevator once more. Time to prevent Ultron from being born.

[fatkish]

Ubuyashiki Family + Hashiras x Baby Forest Spirit Reader

No one really knows how you found your way to the Ubuyashiki’s abode, but here you are. A baby forest spirit. You look like a toddler with a giant sprout coming out the top of your head. Your hair and skin are green and the sprout has two leafs

One day, you wandered into the Ubuyashiki’s garden and decided to settle down there. The family was surprised to see you there one day just happily shoveling gravel into your mouth and chewing it happily

Their entire garden flourished due to your presence. Even the surrounding areas grew healthy and strong

Kagaya could sense that you were harmless and welcomed you, even though he was just a little boy at the time. As he grew up, he could tell that you were growing, albeit slowly. He also made sure you were well fed, giving you plenty of different rocks and minerals to eat

You sleep mostly during the day, only moving to stay in the sunlight. Most days you’re asleep, storing energy

As Kagaya became a young man, you would approach him occasionally for snuggles and pets. Laying your head on his lap as he gently pets your head

Being a forest spirit and a newborn one at that, you grow very slowly like a tree and aren’t capable of speech yet. Most of your communication is based off of Kagaya’s understanding of you and his ability to anticipate your needs

When he married Amane, you immediately welcomed her by making every tree and flower in the vicinity bloom at once. It was a marvelous spectacle to behold

As the Hashira came and added to the corps ranks, each was introduced to you, with Gyomei being the first

Since your roots are buried deep within the soil underneath Kagaya’s home, your movements are limited to his garden and home

When Gyomei first met you, he brought you rocks to eat, since Kagaya suggested it. He was slightly alarmed when he heard the crunching of the rocks, only to learn from Kagaya that you eat rocks as your main source of nutrients

You grew some catnip for Gyomei and chewed it up and smeared it all over his hapi while he was having a meeting with Kagaya. Gyomei had no idea why so many cats were following him for days until Kagaya sent him a letter. Although Gyomei appreciated the gesture, he kindly asked you not to smear chewed up plants on his clothes again when he saw you next

Now, whenever you see Gyomei, you simply offer him little wreaths of catnip and cat grass

When the Ubuyashiki children were born, you watched from outside and kept an eye on them as the family slept

You grew specific flowers for each individual child and would place little flower crowns next to each sleeping child at night

When Tengen joined the corps, he was surprised to meet you and had to keep his headband away from you since you kept trying to eat the stones on it. You even tried climbing on him to get them until Kagaya gave you a rather large piece of limestone to eat

If Kagaya hadn’t distracted you, you would’ve used your roots and vines to hold Tengen down so you could eat the gems on his headband.

Your favorite place to hang out is underneath the engawa near the garden. Often times, anyone just passing by can see your sprout poking out from underneath it

You love to play with the Ubuyashiki children, most of the games are designed with your limited movement and energy in mind. The children love you and you often grow flowers for them

One day, there was a strange plant growing near the pond that turned out to be a different kind of plant spirit. The other spirit is no bigger than a dikon radish. The lesser plant spirit follows you around and plays with the children

Late at night, and sometimes during the day, the Ubuyashiki’s can hear you underneath their house, crunching away on the rocks you eat. Kagaya considers it his white noise and has grown to find the noise peaceful instead of alarming. The Kakushi do not agree with his sentiment and find the crunching unsettling and unnerving

Kanae and Shinobu love both you and the other spirit. Whenever there are meetings, the smaller spirit would sit on Kanae’s lap while you simply rested against her side

Sanemi is….difficult. While he doesn’t necessarily hurt you, he isn’t particularly friendly. When he first met you, he thought you were some kind of demon, thus he tried to attack you. Which only gained him a severe chastisement from all the other Hashira

Kagaya explained to him that you’re a baby forest spirit and that killing you would be similar to killing a minor deity

To this day, you hide from Sanemi and stick your tongue out at him whenever you see him. You also grow particularly stinky and foul smelling flowers just so that they bloom whenever Sanemi is near you. You throw wreaths of these stinky flowers at Sanemi, which only pisses him off but there’s nothing he can do

Giyuu doesn’t really have much of an opinion of you, but he will kneel down for you so you can place a flower crown on his head whenever you ask him to. Giyuu brings you river stones to eat and you in turn give him blue flowers to match his eyes

You like to grow tea leaves and herbs and whenever Gyomei or Giyuu visits, you brew tea for them from the plants you grow and they’ll sit with you while they drink the tea

Obanai doesn’t hate you, but he is wary of you. He’s seen what you can do to rocks, he’s worried you’ll eat Kaburamaru. But he does give you the occasional head pat

Mitsuri absolutely adores you, you and your little plant friend. She loves making flower crowns with you. You constantly give her seeds and bulbs for flowers for her to plant

Muichiro and you spend time cloud gazing together. You also gift him Dikon radishes because you know they’re his favorite

As Kagaya’s curse grows and takes over his body, it’s clear that you become increasingly worried about him. From all the medicinal herbs growing everywhere and the constant worried looks you give him

When Kanae died, you gave Shinobu lots of seeds to plant to attract butterflies as well as Kanae’s favorites. You didn’t really understand what had happened, but you knew everyone was sad, so you made flowers bloom everywhere in an attempt to cheer everyone up

During the Kamado Siblings trial, you used your vines to keep Sanemi away from Nezuko’s box. You also saw how injured Tanjiro was and started chewing up medicinal plants into a paste before smearing it on his wounds. He was kinda grossed out but he could tell you were trying to help him

Eventually, you pulled Nezuko’s box under the Engawa to keep it from Sanemi. While under there, you opened the box and grew some flowers and placed them inside. Nezuko thought you were a strange child but was still friendly

Eventually, Kagaya coaxed you out and asked for Nezuko’s box. After Nezuko proved herself, you threw a wreath of stinky flowers at Sanemi in protest of his treatment of the siblings. You even tried to chew the flowers so you could smear them into Sanemi’s clothes so the stink would attach to them but he kept his distance

[fatkish]

Rengoku Family x Calcifer Reader

It was Shinjuro who originally found you and brought you back to his estate back before his children were born

You had originally been worshiped by a small village of farmers who kept you well fed and in return, you had them light torches surrounding the village and you burned any demons who tried to attack the villagers

But everything ends eventually and the same is for the village. A few years of severe drought forced the villagers to abandon their homes and you as well. You stayed dry in the small temple they built for you, eating leaves as they blew in and whatever else you could get your hands on, but without constant new fuel, you struggled to get by

When Shinjuro found the abandoned temple after slaying a demon that was living in the village ruins, he thought the fire had to be an affect of a demon’s power

When you sensed Shinjuro’s presence near you, in your hunger and without thinking, you jumped from your pit and onto him

You immediately started to eat his Haori, much to his shock. He quickly swat you away and put you back in your pit and held his sword at you

You finished eating the scrap of fabric in your mouth and immediately started begging him for food,

He refused to give you human flesh and you had to explain to him that you aren’t that kind of demon. You only eat things that burn well like wood, you even told him your favorite woods

Shinjuro, still wary, picked up a stick from nearby and handed it to you and watched you scarf it down in seconds

Seeing that you were alone and would likely die out here alone, Shinjuro decided to take you with him, it was a struggle to keep you from eating the torch he carried you with but the promise of constant food was worth waiting

When he got to his home, he introduced you immediately to Ruka. He made you a little home in the house’s hearth and in return, you used your powers to keep the house and family safe

His pregnant wife Ruka came to love you and found you adorable when he introduced the two of you. You essentially were their first child, always demanding food

Whenever Ruka or Shinjuro cooked, they’d feed you the scraps to which you happily ate while you heated stuff for them

You gave Shinjuro magic talismans that he always carried on him, in the event that he needed your help, he could indirectly summon some of your power to help him defeat demons or burn away poisons and illnesses

When Kyojuro was born, you were immensely curious of him and he was curious of you too. Shinjuro made a little tract for you that ran through his home so that you could easily get around without burning anything

The tract was basically a little train track with a little cart for you to ride in so you could move from room to room

In the middle of the night, while Ruka and Shinjuro slept, if baby Kyojuro woke up, you’d hang out with him and keep him company until he fell back asleep

As Kyojuro grew up, he regarded you as normal and thought that everyone had a magic fire spirit in their house. He was surprised to learn that that isn’t the case

You and Shinjuro taught Kyojuro about demons and spirits. Kyojuro learned a lot of things from you, especially about fire

When Senjuro was born, you could sense something was wrong with Ruka. You could tell her health was on the decline

You did everything you could for Ruka, but unfortunately her illness wasn’t the kind that your magic could burn away. You told Shinjuro and Kyojuro that the only spirit that could save her was likely a forest spirit. They’re among the most powerful spirits and are basically land gods

Shinjuro desperately tried to find a forest spirit and even sent letters to the other Hashira and previous Hashira in search of clues or help

Luckily for him and his family, the former water Hashira, Sakonji Urokodaki, knew of a forest spirit and sent a letter to Shinjuro with the spirits location

Shinjuro, with the aid of the old forest spirit, was able to cure Ruka and save her life, however, she lost the use of her legs which lead to Shinjuro retiring in order to care for her

You lamented about not being able to help Ruka to which the family consoled you and told you they were happy to have you around and that you did everything you could

They cheered you up and even gave you some sake just to show how thankful they were. Needless to say you burned brightly that night

As Kyojuro grew up and began to train, you helped him when you weren’t helping Senjuro cook. He, and his family, realized just how powerful you were as you helped him train and hone his unshakable spirit

You taught Senjuro all of Ruka’s recipes as well as ones you picked up over the many years. Senjuro loves having you in the kitchen with him, because of all the food he has to prepare, you make sure that the food doesn’t burn and that it’s cooked to perfection

Senjuro used to be afraid of the dark when he was really little so you would move your cart into his room and keep your light dim enough that he could sleep, but bright enough to see

You taught Senjuro how to help you make talismans, he would put them up around the house so that the entire estate was protected. The talismans would react to demons and thus burn them to ash when they sensed them. You would also know the moment a talisman went off

When Kyojuro became a Hashira, he brought a Talisman with him and formally introduced you to Ubuyashiki. Kyojuro used the talisman to summon you remotely and Kagaya gladly accepted you into the corps. Kyojuro explained that you cannot move around much but that you can help protect the corps members with talismans

Kagaya graciously accepted your talismans and makes sure not to overburden you or your powers. Only the Hashira and select few chosen by you and Kagaya are given your talismans

Remote summoning via talisman not only drains more of your power, but you can only be in one place at a time. Once a talisman burns up, you return to your hearth in the Rengoku household

When Kyojuro takes Mitsuri on as his Tsuguko, he introduces you to her immediately. She absolutely adores you and finds you adorable especially when you eat

Senjuro is always careful when he cleans the ashes out of your hearth, he has a special plate he puts you on so you don’t burn out or burn through it

Whenever Mitsuri is over, she always brings you charcoal and other tasty treats. You always thank her and make sure she eats as much as she wants, no matter how much you need to cook

During the Kamado siblings trial, Kyojuro summoned you to get your read on Nezuko. The other Hashira have come to accept you and respect your input on things since you’ve been around for some time and have even killed lower moons before

You told Rengoku that there was something special about the demon girl, perhaps you could sense her explosive blood art, but you told him that she definitely hasn’t eaten anyone, demons that eat people give off a certain vibe, especially hostile demons, but you can’t sense anything from her like you would a normal demon

When Kyojuro boards the Mugen train, your talismans light up sensing the residual energy of Enmu but don’t yet burn. Before the fight, Rengoku summons you once again and formally introduces you to Tanjiro when he asks about you

Like Haganezuka, you also comment on Tanjiro being a ‘child of brightness’. Tanjiro was super amazed by you and asked you all kinds of questions, he asked you if you knew about the Hinokami Kagura to which you told it it sounded like some kind of ritual of thanks or appreciation

You told him about some fire spirits being referred to as Hinokami before but that you don’t know anything specific about his dance

When Akaza showed up, each of your talismans that Rengoku carried burned immediately. You summoned yourself and created a ring of fire around Kyojuro and Tanjiro

You unleashed your full power and grew gigantic as Inosuke ran around making sure to give you ample fuel. Inosuke fed you coal from the train as you and Rengoku fought Akaza. You used your flames to burn Akaza so that he couldn’t injure Kyojuro severely, but Akaza used his strength to kick up enough dirt to bury you

By the time the sun rose, you had managed to keep Kyojuro alive, but you were worn out. It was thanks to Tanjiro’s knowledge of fire that you didn’t extinguish

Once Kyojuro healed up and retired, you suggested he still help the corps members by making bentos for them. Or helping the weaker members train. He loved the idea and pitched it to Kagaya who also agreed to it

When Tanjiro came over to visit, Shinjuro, Ruka, Senjuro and Kyojuro all thanked him for helping keep you alive after you exhausted yourself and nearly died protecting Kyojuro and the others from Akaza

Along with Rengoku’s sword’s guard, you gave a paper to Tanjiro and told him to have his swordsmith carve the symbol on the paper into the blade of his swords. The symbol would allow him to channel your fire through his blade

As time went on, you spent your days living with the Rengoku’s and watching over their family for generations. You watched them all grow old and although you’d miss them all dearly, you’d always remember their bright smiles and fire like spirits. You couldn’t have asked for a better family

[fatkish]

How the Hashira boys, Muzan, and Upper Moon 3 Demons react to Reader giving them head NSFW

Kyojuro Rengoku:

When you ask him if you can go down on him, he’s happy to let you, only if it’s genuinely something you want to do. He goes down on you because he enjoys seeing you come apart on his tongue, but he doesn’t want you to feel like you have to do the same for him if you don’t want to. When you express that you’re just curious about it and want to try it, he’s happy to let you. He makes sure you’re comfortable before letting you get started. Just seeing you between his legs, focusing your attention on his cock, he’s already flustered. From the first kiss to the head to each stripe you lick, he’s clutching the sheets of the futon just so he doesn’t grab you and force you down on him. The moment you take him into your mouth, he sighs in bliss. He’s very encouraging and praises you, telling you how good you’re doing and what feels good. The closer he gets the more his thighs tense as he grips the futon with white knuckles. It takes every ounce of his self control not to grab your hair and rut into your mouth. When he cums, he grabs your hair and grips it for dear life as he feels you swallow around him. After he pulls out, he praises you one last time and thanks you before asking if you’re okay. Seeing you smile and asking to do it again makes his heart melt and his cock hard. He absolutely loves giving as much as he does receiving.

Sanemi Shinazugawa:

Despite his rough personality, he grew up seeing his father beat on his mother so there’s no way in hell he would intentionally be rough with his lover. You’re the only person he truly lets his wall down around and is soft with. When he comes home after a rough day, all bruised and sore from training and fighting, you decide he deserves to be taken care of. When you drag him to the bedroom and tear his pants off, he’s not going to resist. He sighs as he lets himself relax as you start by kissing his tip and giving it a little lick. Once you take him into your mouth, he’s laying back and just letting go. He closes his eyes and focuses on the feel of your mouth and how good it feels. Each suck and swirl of your tongue. The closer he gets, the more ragged his breathing gets and you can hear him groan, and growl. Every time he unintentionally bucks his hips, he grits his teeth, the last thing he ever wants to do is hurt or be rough with you, even if you ask him to. When he cums, he shouts and grabs your hair and pulls your head close as he holds onto you like a lifeline. After he comes down, he’ll apologize for being rough and check to make sure you’re okay. He didn’t realize that he had started to squeeze your head with his thighs until he sees the reddened sides of your cheeks. You can bet that he’ll return the favor.

Iguro Obanai:

Is definitely shook. You want to what? Why? He barely deserves to give you pleasure, so how can he deserve to have you give him pleasure? He doesn’t know what to say but you make sure that he doesn’t feel pressured to let you do it. You know he has issues especially when it comes to relationships and physical touch. He told you about his past when he revealed his face to you. You comforted him and told him it wasn’t his fault what his family did. When you decide to give him head, he lets you take him to your bedroom and helps you undress him. When you kiss the tip of his head, he can’t help but blush as you stare into his eyes. When you take him into your mouth, he gasps at the feeling. When you start to suck and bob your head, he grabs your hair with one hand while the other holds him up. He’s panting as you go faster and take him deeper. When your lips touch the base, and you moan, he gives a sharp gasp and nearly crushes your head with his thighs. The closer he gets to cumming, the more groans slip from his lips. When he does cum, he sucks in a deep breath and grips your hair for dear life as his thighs tense. Once you release him, his eyes are slightly watery but filled with so much adoration.

Tengen Uzui:

You want to suck him off, well then, you better make it flashy! Just kidding. Although he would never deny a strip tease or a lap dance, he does love each of his wives equally and you’re no different. Despite his cocky and somewhat arrogant demeanor, he shows his soft side to his beloved wives. No smirks here, just genuine soft smiles. He’ll let you take the reins and just lay back and let you have your way, but he will watch you the entire time. When you kiss his head and take it into your mouth, he’s not very reactive. He loves the attention and dedication you give to his pleasure. It takes a while, but once you get him going, he gets so into it. When you suck him and moan, his thighs tense. When you suck on just the tip, he has to grab the sheets of the futon so he doesn’t just grab your head and force you to take him. The closer he gets, the more his hips will thrust upwards but he tries to control himself. When he cums, he sighs in relief with a groan and smiles softly at you as you release him.

Gyomei Himejima:

He’s worried for you. Are you absolutely sure you want this? You know you don’t have to feel obligated to do this. He’ll ask you like 100 times if you’re sure about this. He knows he’s large and the last thing he wants is for you to get hurt doing something you don’t have to do. He makes sure you’re comfortable and relaxes as he lets you take the reins. The first kiss to the head of his cock has him smiling softly as you lick a stripe up from his base to his head. Once you take him in your mouth, you might hear a slight groan. As you start sucking, whatever you can’t fit in your mouth, you use your hands to pleasure. With each stroke of your mouth and hands, Gyomei slowly comes apart. He’s never been more thankful for his training as a monk than he is now. The pleasure he feels, it makes him want to grab your face and rut into it but he maintains his self control, he’d never risk hurting you with his strength. As he gets closer to cumming, he’ll start groaning softly, telling you how good you’re making him feel. When he cums, he’ll groan as he tries to control his breathing. After he calms down, he’ll thank you profusely and ask if you’re alright. He’ll make sure your jaw isn’t sore and even rub it if it helps. He’s so thankful to have you in his life.

Giyuu Tomioka:

Oh this lovable, stoic little goofball. He’s completely shocked. Why would you want to suck his cock. Yes he eats you out, but why would you want to return the favor? What’s in it for you? While he’s deep in thought, it allows you to drag him into your bedroom where he shyly allows you to have your way. He looks away when you kiss the head of his cock. Too embarrassed to look you in the eye since he doesn’t quite feel as though he deserves this. The moment you wrap your lips around him and take him in your mouth, he gasps softly. As you start to suck, he can’t help but watch you as you basically devour him. He grips the futon below him as he starts panting. With each flick of your tongue and every suck, he grows closer to the edge. He bites his lips as you grab his thighs and pull them onto your shoulders. He’s stunned by how invested you are in this, and when you take him all the way, he gasps loudly and whimpers slightly. As he gets closer and closer, he starts to groan softly and when he cums he sucks in his breath with a sharp gasp. As he comes down, and you release him, he can’t help but love you even more than he already does.

Muzan Kibutsuji:

Oh so you want to please him, better get to it then. He’ll have you kneel between his legs, he’s not going to be on equal level with you. He’s nonchalant when you start, barely any indication that he enjoys what you’re doing. He’s seemingly uninterested and might offer a few words of praise or sultry comments but otherwise, he remains in control of himself. He’ll watch as you suck on him and take him as deep as you can, but if you’re offering yourself to him, don’t expect him to be gentle. If he thinks you can take more than you are, he’ll grab your hair in his fist and use your mouth for his pleasure. The only indication you’ll ever see of his pleasure is the satisfied smirk on his face and the death grip he has on the arm rests of his chair. Once he cums, he makes sure you swallow every drop of his spend before letting you go. He’ll give you slight praise and maybe a kiss but don’t get greedy, you’ll take what he gives you and nothing more.

Kokushibo:

You want… to suck his cock? This old man has never heard of such a thing. Sex was for procreation only in his day so I highly doubt he knows what it is or has experienced it and you can’t tell me otherwise. It would probably take convincing and him having time off in order for him to let you try. When he does let you try it, he wasn’t really expecting anything much. Boy was he wrong. You led him to your shared bedroom and had him remove his clothes before you knelt between his thighs. You grasped his cock and gave the head a kiss before licking a stripe up from his base to his tip before taking the head into your mouth. As you suck on him his eyes widen as he feels the pleasure from your mouth. As you bob your head and work him into your throat, he’s watching in amazement with his transparent world vision. Seeing it and feeling it start to get to him and he gently yet firmly grips your hair. He isn’t the type to moan, in fact, he’s near deathly silent except for the slight intake of his breath. As he grows closer to cumming, and you start to moan around him, his thighs tense as he watches you intently. When he does cum, his eyes close as he breathes deeply. Once you release him, he gives your head a few gentle pats before caressing your cheek softly. He hopes you’ll be willing to do this again.

Douma:

Oh, you want to give him pleasure? Go right ahead, he always loves experiencing new human things. You humans can be so silly and interesting. He takes you to his personal quarters and lays back on his mountain of pillows and cushions, but he offers you some too if you need it. He helps you remove his clothes and observes each of your movements curiously. When you kneel between his spread legs and give the tip of his cock a kiss, he doesn’t really react. When you take him into your mouth, he might be a bit chatty, asking you questions which only spurs you on to make him unable to form words. As you continue to suck him off, he starts to get a bit more into it. As his pleasure increases, he might run his fingers through your hair and tell you how good you’re doing. When he starts to get close to cumming, that’s when he becomes less chatty. As his pleasure increases and he finally cums, he looks at you as if you hung the stars in the sky. He thanks you and is incredibly hopeful that you’ll do this again.

Akaza:

Boy is flustered. Are you absolutely sure about this? You do know what that part of a man’s body is used for right? He’s kinda insecure and is worried that you will hate it even though you’re the one offering and asking to do it. He lets you drag him into your bedroom and lets you get situated as he lays on his back and lets you tell him what to do. He removes his pants and lays on his back with his legs spread. When you take him into your hand and kiss his head, his entire face is flushed red. When you take him into your mouth, he jumps a bit. As you suck on him and bob your head, he’s groaning and doing everything in his power not to clamp his thighs around your head. The pleasure is intense for him and he’s very vocal about it. The closer he gets to cumming, the tighter he grips onto the futon. His hips are bucking and he can’t help it. When he does cum, his back arches and he curls up, hugging your head as he breathes through it. When you release him, he thanks you profusely and demands that you allow him to return the favor.