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Hey gang! My brain has been entirely consumed by malevolent and I am desperate for rp partners!

I'm legit up for any character, plot or pairing, romantic or platonic! Just be 18 or over pls

I can do semi lit up to novella, whatever suits :) dm, comment or leave a like and I'll get back to ya ASAP

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Kayne Malevolent has escaped containment

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michael awareness poster

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Let’s take ibuprofen together!! (Edits made by @maydayaj 💜)

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Cthulhu has risen and humanity is freaking out about it. It’s surprise to everyone when you walk up to the Elder God and say..

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FANTASTIC TAGS

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short comic of my malevolent p.i au

a domestic sketch if you want something less violent

this is basically my first try to make a comic so don’t judge me. i did my best 🤷‍♂️

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based on that one 1800-Contacts commercial

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I love explaining things about tma to my partner

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I had a vision

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I find it funny the way Jon blames himself for the apocalypse. Cause essentially what happened is that Jonah put a nuke in his lunch and he blames himself for it.

Like, imagine you got a sandwich for lunch. You’ve been looking forward to eating this sandwich for so long, you haven’t had one in weeks. Your friend got it for you from a restaurant and you are so so excited.

It looks amazing, it smells amazing, you are so excited. Then, you go to take a bite and there’s a fucking nuke in it. It explodes and kills everyone around you, except for you. Then you blame yourself.

You didn’t put that nuke in it. You didn’t know there was one there. You were just trying to eat lunch.

It was the guy from that restaurant, he put a nuke in your sandwich! And it wasn’t even like he put it in a random sandwich and you just happened to get it. No, he put it specifically in your sandwich so when you try to eat your lunch it will explode.

And you know that he put the nuke in your sandwich. Cause he wrote you a note explaining to you exactly why and how he did it. He told you it was so it would explode and kill everyone, and he told you that he put it specifically in your sandwich. And he hid the note so you would only see it after you started eating, at which point it was already too lat.

And you still blame yourself. Even though you had no idea. How does that make sense?

Jon, it is not your fault there was a nuke in your sandwich

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this is a very funny and accurate way to put it but i would also like to add: jon ultimately blames himself because he basically built the nuke that was in his sandwich.

jon went to the restaurant every day, developed a sandwich addiction, and became very invested in figuring out what the deal with the sandwiches was. and the sandwich dude was like “the world’s in danger! do you want to save the world? interact with these sandwich chefs” and in a combination of “i really want to understand these sandwiches” and “yeah i want to save the world :)” he does it.

without jon’s knowledge, every sandwich chef he visits unintentionally slips a part of the nuke in jon’s pocket. the sandwich man then builds the nuke from the parts that jon unknowingly gathered.

jon bites into the sandwich and is like “awh fuck the unintentionally bad consequences of my meant-to-be-good actions….my sandwjjich….”

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the creature: updated

129 accounts in total as of 6th august (unless I missed some lmao). i cant believe there are this many. that's insane. shoutout to @arthur-lesters-dead-daughter for compiling this list for me. thx dd <3

hes almost complete. soon he'll be a real boy