wtf kayne

I shall never forgive Arthur for stealing Bella from me

[owlexander]

ooc: hello all! I've pretty much completely lost interest in malevolent so I won't be posting on here anymore. If I pick up the podcast again I might come back? but I wouldn't place any bets on it. It was fun while it lasted!

[spacetimeaccordionfolder]

I liked Lillith's almost joy at having a new body. Felt weird about her now having Larson's voice (didn't quite like that for a few reasons), but I will admit her "Whoo! I'm southern now!" and then saying various phrases in a southern accent was cute. and being so excited she helped Arthur up and was like "well we're not friends but let's say allies for now" and then resumed saying phrases to test out the sounds.

...which begs the question, do we think she did the same when she took over Arthur's body in part 57? Takes a moment to stare in fascination as the roots of the tree eat Arthur's finger and then hops up and starts going "Oh I'm British now! pish posh! pip pip cheerio! I'll have a tea with biscuits! bloody hell!" and so on and so forth all while cheerily walking through the forest and scraping up Arthur's legs.

[winter-wise]

FMK Detectives Edition

Fuck Arthur, Marry Parker, Kill Noel

Fuck Arthur, Marry Noel, Kill Parker

Fuck Parker, Marry Arthur, Kill Noel

Fuck Parker, Marry Noel, Kill Arthur

Fuck Noel, Marry Arthur, Kill Parker

Fuck Noel, Marry Parker, Kill Arthur

Voting ended onOct 31, 2025

I know all these men are attractive in their way but I will not add a 'see options'

[charlie-dowds-alias]

there is a correct answer but I don’t tell 🤞

[arthur-lesters-partner]

You didn’t vote to kill me, I hope

[owlexander]

As long as Arthur dies I'm happy

(although if all these fools died I would not be upset)

[cosmicbeaniii]

LILITH MALEVOLENT. my wife fr

[catboybiologist]

[kropotkindersurprise]

🦀🎉🦀🎉🦀

[kropotkindersurprise]

🦀🎉🦀🎉🦀

[potato-lord-but-not]

fuck it I’m making a post

everyone ponder and stare in awe at the beautifully breathtaking Holy Ghosts mug @sladsceramics made for me- LOOK AT IT !!!!!!! LOOK AT IT HARDER !!!!!!

[koreanstudentsspeak]

I want every couple BROKEN

[arthur-lesters-left-eyebrow]

Hottest malevolent character

Kayne and/or Lillith

someone else

Voting ended onSep 1, 2025

[arthur-lesters-left-eyebrow]

In an objective and non interfering way, why are Kayne and/or Lillith losing?

[gaylor-moon]

Welp.

[secondbeatsongs]

Hey, real talk though? If you're in the USA, right now you need to call your representatives. 11.8 million people could lose health insurance because of this, as well as a lot of other shit going down, so speak up.

Go to 5calls.org, put in your location, and make the calls. Do it after business hours if you're worried about actually to a person, but do it.

We're running out of chances with this, please please do this now, while it's still possible to stop this.

[partlysmith]

Due to the amendments made, this is going back to the House to be voted on again, so yes, you should still call them.

I'm not great at talking to people, and I can't express enough just how easy 5calls makes this process. The longest call I've had with them took 3 minutes. That's it.

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

reblog if you’re a sick fuck

[omtai]

thought autocomplete would take me to outlook dot com not realising id forgotten the T before i pressed enter. However was very much pleased at what it took me to instead. I think I don't want to see my emails now. I think I will stay with the oul.

[fred-the-dinosaur]

i hope this email never finds you. i hope you are with the oul

[thecurtainswereblue]

this is what caused their falling out. trust.

[owlexander]

Happy pride month! Don't forget to fag it up!

[owlexander]

Pops into existence, a short femininely androgynous person.

“Hello Ms. Lilith! I have a package for you…I think. It does have your name on it!”

-🦁🐦‍⬛

Oh! Hello there!

*she takes the package and sets it on the table before her*

Are you aware of who the sender is?

*as she speaks she begins cutting the package open with her nails*

[fanged-nuisance]

Hums softly, tilting my head to think.

“No. I..don’t remember. A man, I think?”

[owlexander]

A man ... ? hmm

*she carefully opens the package, tilting her head in an attempt to see the item inside quicker*

[fanged-nuisance]

“Uh..yeah. He was like..a caricature of a man. Way too sharp. He said that it was for you, from when you were little. I think he said that it ‘wasn’t an apology’, whatever that means?”

They tilt their head. She leans closer to look at the package, a small, well loved, owl plush.

[owlexander]

*Lilith gently cups the small plush in her hands*

gods don't tend to be apologetic but- *a small smile plays upon her lips* this will do for now

*she quickly turns to the small messenger* how many I address you? If we are to continue speaking I would like to know what to call you

[fanged-nuisance]

She tilts their head, thinking

“My name is…Rhea, Ms. Lilith. May I ask if you know anything about the man who tasked me with this? I..don’t remember much…..of anything really”

[owlexander]

From your description of the man and the gift, I believe a being known as Nyarlathotep, or Kayne, gave this little assignment to you. Be careful around him little one, he will hurt you beyond what you could possibly imagine when he's done with you.

[fanged-nuisance]

She flushes a bit at the endearment, clearly not used to any kind epithets.

“I..think he took something from me. I think he took my past. I don’t..remember where I came from. I just remember running and calling out for someone who could help. And then he was there and I was here.”

[owlexander]

*she frowns, placing the owl back into the package*

Rhea...if there is anything I can do to help you remember what was taken from you I will. This goes ten-fold for detangling you from my father's control.

[owlexander]

Pops into existence, a short femininely androgynous person.

“Hello Ms. Lilith! I have a package for you…I think. It does have your name on it!”

-🦁🐦‍⬛

Oh! Hello there!

*she takes the package and sets it on the table before her*

Are you aware of who the sender is?

*as she speaks she begins cutting the package open with her nails*

[fanged-nuisance]

Hums softly, tilting my head to think.

“No. I..don’t remember. A man, I think?”

[owlexander]

A man ... ? hmm

*she carefully opens the package, tilting her head in an attempt to see the item inside quicker*

[fanged-nuisance]

“Uh..yeah. He was like..a caricature of a man. Way too sharp. He said that it was for you, from when you were little. I think he said that it ‘wasn’t an apology’, whatever that means?”

They tilt their head. She leans closer to look at the package, a small, well loved, owl plush.

[owlexander]

*Lilith gently cups the small plush in her hands*

gods don't tend to be apologetic but- *a small smile plays upon her lips* this will do for now

*she quickly turns to the small messenger* how many I address you? If we are to continue speaking I would like to know what to call you

[fanged-nuisance]

She tilts their head, thinking

“My name is…Rhea, Ms. Lilith. May I ask if you know anything about the man who tasked me with this? I..don’t remember much…..of anything really”

[owlexander]

From your description of the man and the gift, I believe a being known as Nyarlathotep, or Kayne, gave this little assignment to you. Be careful around him little one, he will hurt you beyond what you could possibly imagine when he's done with you.