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hersisterheryoungbride

bottoming + dominating and topping + submissive combo is unbeatable

topherchris

orcboxer

okay what's going on here

#jesse we need to be able and we can get a better team together for this game #the game #ig???

doegirlbulge

reblog to kiss your friends cock, you know, like friends do

barbedwirestray

Top that transfemme. Top her NOW. It's easy! Shove her around until she's blushing and then just take what you want. It's okay, she's loud because she's surprised. Don't stop, she's just warming up to you! Yes, just like that. Nice and easy. She was saying something a second ago but now she can't seem to find the words. She'll infodump again after you're done. Right now you need to find her prostate. That's the reset button. You're doing her a favor actually. Her brain needs to be shut off and powered on again every so often. No, deeper. Yes, still deeper. Hear that whine? That's how you tell which spot is right. Don't be shy now! Grab those hips! Press your nails into her skin. Such wonderful music, no? Grab her neck so she doesn't run away. Good.

Now then.

Get. Her. Pregnant.

#i WILL #I PROMISE

colorful-horses

boutique

joeyclaire

i stand in front of an audience. okay so there’s this epilogue to a fantasy/sci fi series about the psychological decline of a protagonist who spent his entire life solving everyone else’s problems as fantasy protagonists often do and now he is confronted with the reality that he does not know how to solve his own and this destroys him completely. his mental health spiral is the focus of the story and is just as gradual as it is intense. no one knows what to do when the one that does all the saving needs to be saved and they all go about helping him horribly. incredibly claustrophobic in tone. most episodes end on a sour, open note. everyone is gripped. i say it is steven universe. the audience erupts into fury

joeyclaire

there’s a scene about that exact moment in your mid teens when your parent is talking and you realize you’ve spent all your life looking up to a person who knows nothing and is telling you things you definitely don’t need or want to hear and all you can do is zone out because you’ve never been disillusioned like this before. and it’s so good. and it’s steven universe.

salsagiito

that one episode screenshot

royalbookerly

Schrodinger's catgirl with a bell around her neck x pavlov's puppygirl. Has this been done before

fragi1eang3l

wait omg i just saw ur puppy girl posts 👀 would u write puppy girl for skips? (or cat maybe? not sure which he would prefer 🤔)

okay so i have a LOT of ppl wanting puppygirl x skips and trust it IS COMING but i also am for the kittygirl agenda so we're gonna focus on that in this post

skips x catgirl reader ≽^•⩊•^≼

𓃠 definitely loves ur claws. he likes that u get to match with him (spreading claws skips agenda)

𓃠 big, BIG stretches

𓃠 knocking his monster off of his desk and getting kicked out of his gaming room until you can prove that u can behave urself

𓃠 playing w ur bell collar. he just rlly likes the sound and it gives him smth to play with as yall cuddle

𓃠 playing w ur ears. like just grabbing onto them and moving them in different directions

𓃠 spray bottle when ur bad :((

𓃠 likes to dangle stuff above of u to play w u. like if you're out in public he'll take off his necklace and dangle it in front of u to watch u play w it

𓃠 when u smoke w him, he calls it catnip instead of weed lol

𓃠 u helping him hunt down the silverfish <3

sorry this is so short chat, i haven't been getting enough sleep recently so my brain has become thoroughly mush :((

bloodraven55

never forget when saruman literally told gandalf "you've been smoking too much weed bro"

chasetriesagain

"You're smoking too much weed," says the guy who got addicted to manosphere podcasts on his orb and started a fascist militia with a side hobby of deliberate environmental destruction. Started cutting down trees to own the woke elves.