* 𝔻REAM／𝑺𝑾𝑬𝑬𝑻𝑳𝒀

𝑯𝒀𝑷𝑵𝑶𝑺​ ​from 𝗛 𝗔 𝗗 𝗘 𝗦

[mdnss]

👉👈 I might be making a hades rp server with a couple friends from the rpc and discord.  would anyone be interested in being a part of it?

[mdnss]

jazz hands at the server

[mdnss]

👉👈 I might be making a hades rp server with a couple friends from the rpc and discord.  would anyone be interested in being a part of it?

[mdnss]

jazz hands at the server

[hypnoes]

@wreathrot​ sent: “ that’s the greatest thing to steal : a man’s joy ” also from meg BHFNBHNJ ​

❛ Hm- well ! ❜  He had to admit he wasn’t particularly violent, which really should come as no surprise.  What for, really ?  It wasn’t as if he was apathetic to the whole ordeal, but watching was definitely preferred over getting involved himself.

Unless she meant emotionally... !  But he wasn’t too vindictive either.  ❛ Hard break up, huh ! ❜ ... Maybe not the best response !  

[hypnoes]

@galaxythixf​ sent:  “ i did meet some of the most insufferable people but they also met me ” - Ares

❛ Aw !  Is that right ? ❜  The statement does pull some laughter out of him, floating form swaying but for a moment in humored mirth.  ❛ Why, I think you’re quite nice ! ❜  And that wasn’t a lie, though considering the horribly low standards he had for the status of ‘nice’, it might not be as much as compliment anyways, but no need to diminish the praise. 

❛ We have a bunch of characters down here !   I’m sure you know alll about that, don’t you, huh ?   And you don’t seem all bad all of them considered, but what do I know ? ❜   A wink before he’s leaning in, tone secretive ( unnecessarily so ).  ❛ But don’t tell the master I said that.  Can you keep the secret for me ? ❜  

[hypnoes]

I need to get started on this blog, so like this for a starter for whenever I have the time!

[le-sansnom]

[hypnoes]

@rottingkiss​ sent:  " I'm going to regret this." - Thanatos !

❛ Oh, you most certainly will ! ❜  Cheerfully intoned as if he were delivering the opposite response to his worries.  ❛ But you could always - you know !  Stop now and leave your poor, poor brother all to himself, I’m sure you’re used to that anyways !  I’ll even get double the blankets tonight to abate the sorrow that’ll overcome me at your absence.  Keeps a freezing heart all warm in that synthetic kind of way.  ❜  Cheshire smile adorns pale features, not above him to use a healthy dose of the guilt-tripping to get him to do this certain favor for him.

Plus, the other knew it was in good fun- probably...  hopefully...  Perhaps he ought to specify that he really wouldn’t feel bad if he couldn’t do it.   

A sniff, fake-sounding.  ❛ So !  Are you going to destroy my dreams of revenge ? ❜  Stare.  

[hypnoes]

@caustixsoul​ replied:  see thats how they fucking getcha

like it wasn’t your fault to begin with!  you just had to tell me about another mean otherworldly twink laying about in your fandom when you knew I had a weakness for them 🥺👉👈

[hypnoes]

@galaxythixf​ sent:  “ you talk to hide from the silence ” - Artemis

Ywouch, too close to home !  Well, he’s certainly not sure if he’s a fan of that assessment !  No matter the truth it held, not mulling over certain aspects of his life tended to keep everything much desirably simpler.  It was a lifestyle he recommended, really, imagine the diminished drama were his fellow gods think less.

So he resorts to humor. Naturally.  ❛ Aren’t you supposed to be the Goddess of the hunt ?  Not the Goddess of ‘calling people out’ ? ❜  A smile !  Eyes squint at her, expression still casual.  ❛ Jests aside, maybe I just like to talk because I have a lot to say.  My otherworldly roots do not make my trivial quirks into nuanced, aggrieved afflictions !  I’m sure you know that.  ❜

[hypnoes]

looks at my hands.  

[hypnoes]

@caustixsoul​ sent:  “ several bad choices have lead me to this moment ” - From Zagreus!

❛ Are you just now realizing that ? ❜  He almost feels compelled to take a dig at his intelligence, but it was such a low fruit to grab !  No, no, he was classier than that --- today.  He had yet to decide about tomorrow.  Spiced things up.  ❛ If it helps you keep a peace of mind, I started to make a game out of this !  Every week I compile a list of all the quirky deaths I don’t expect from this quirky little boy ( being you ), which aren’t many unless I’m considering coming up with the severely impossible, but that’d be cheating. ❜   It was doubtful many would find solace in the knowledge another made a game out of their failures, but who knew with this one ?  Maybe the amount of times he got bashed in the head made something loosen up there and he’d be thrilled to find out.

❛ You know, little tip from me, but don’t tell anyone I told you. ❜  Floating figure then leans in, bordering on being in his space and yet not, voice a conspiratorially murmur.  ❛ I’ve heard that if you move your head outside the range of attack, it won’t get chopped off.  Funny how that works, huh ! ❜

[hypnoes]

@deathxdefied​ sent:  “ in case any of you needed a reminder this place is a twisting nightmare ” - deathxdefied, aphro uwu

❛ Well, if we’re being pedantic, it sure is ! ❜  Something he vehemently disagreed with, he found the rooms quite nice and accommodating.  The occasional shouting matches were unorthodox things to sleep to, but it grew on him.

❛ I used to think mortal dreams were quite the doozy things, but since local boy Moses dropped his #1 hit, the bible, their nightmares are full of ‘red evil demon this and red evil demon that’ or ‘Mother, I was starving; therefore, I consumed the snail, will I go to Hell ?’, like, move on already !  Where are my nightmares about shoes ?  Birds ? Accidentally using forks instead of spoons in high-class company so now everyone hates you !  ❜  A shake of his head.  Disappointing.

Not that The Underworld was Christian hell ( lowercase h ), the décor just looked a little similar in how they imagined it to look like ( not that it existed ).  They weren’t even original about it anymore.

[hypnoes]

@galaxythixf​ sent:  “ the way you shushed me was quite rude ” - Apollo

❛ Mm, nooo ! ❜  He, of course, disagrees.  ❛ I could have done way worse, methinks. ❜  A pause, seemingly thoughtful, but instead of deep introspection it’s just him battling the urge to snooze right there and then.  It wasn’t like his company was anything resembling a bore, not at all, it was just the hour, the timing, The Need.

❛ Like insulted your mother’s taste for decoration, and, thereby, your honor, followed by a real nasty punching before spitting ‘shut up’ on your defeated, quivering corpse- no, body, you’d still be alive.  I’m sure she’s lovely by the way. ❜  He arches a brow, as if, even if briefly, considering it ( just for how funny it’d be ).  ❛ Now that I would call rude, huh ! ❜

[hypnoes]

@wreathrot​​ sent:  “ i’m going to regret this ” from meg even though my blog is what it is-

❛ Oh, come on ! ❜  Lazy grin curls upon ghostly features, brows arching upwards in humor of her sudden restraint, pace nonetheless kept as they traversed the halls of the house.  Floating tended to deliver less inconsistency.  ❛ That’s the problem with the lot of you. ❜  Index finger is wiggled in front of her face, then gone as soon as it appears, though his playfully chastising voice still remains.  ❛ Technically, it’s not breaking the rules if that’s what you’re worried about - and really, I’d be concerned if such thing were even in the mind !  Could you imagine that ?  It’d take a paranoid bastard to come up with such nitpicky little things.   ❜  A pause, body stilling in the air.  ❛ Or awful children. ❜

Tomato, tomatoh, or however that went.  Mortals never spelled things out in their dreams.  He continues floating forward.  ❛ They won’t miss the vase. ❜  New assurance.  ❛ Thing was ugly anyways. ❜

[phantomemes]

sentences from the youtube series  ,  buzzfeed unsolved .  primarily taken from season 5′s supernatural investigations .

“ it doesn’t matter because you’re dead ”

“ it’s not impressive  ,  no one’s impressed ”

“ the spot of your death is now a lovely gift shop ”

“ as god as my witness  ,  he snapped him in half ”

“ i seriously want you to throw something right at my face ”

“ you can live in the cave ”

“ i’m a big fan of your name ”

“ the fact that you steal  ,  that’s really funny to me ”

“ that’s the greatest thing to steal  :  a man’s joy ”

“ because i’m a masochist ”

“ i’m going to regret this ”

“ i’ve lost the ability to feel ”

“ they’re gonna fucking murder you ”

“ the way you shushed me was quite rude ”

“ cowards  ,  all of you ”

“ i’m strange and off putting ”

“ i should not feel confident in the face of any man ”

“ here you are  ,  smiling in the face of the devil ”

“ i hate bats ”

“ bats sometimes carry rabies and that’s a thing i’m afraid of ”

“ not today devil birds  ,  not today ”

“ i think i’m blacking out right now ”

“ i don’t think i’m going to remember this moment ”

“ i think i’m gonna cry ”

“ i keep forgetting there’s ghosts in here ”

“ if you know me and my debilitating fear of bears  ,  this is my worst nightmare ”

“ i’m standing on an altar alone ”

“ maybe you’ll wake up in the middle of the night and eat your cat ”

“ i’m so glad that’s over let’s go eat taco bell ”

“ were you making horse noises ? ”

“ in case any of you needed a reminder this place is a twisting nightmare ”

“ there’s a good chance i’m gonna fart in here ”

“ well this is horrifying ”

“ let’s do each other a favor and not show ourselves to each other ”

“ if you could do me a big solid and not do anything that would be sublime ”

“ this is just as horrifying as i thought it would be ”

“ you talk to hide from the silence ”

“ do i look like the kind of man who could give advice ? ”

“ several bad choices have lead me to this moment ”

“ let’s play look at the ceiling tiles !  1 , 2 , 3 , 4 … ”

“ i just wanna know if you think they have belly buttons ”

“ i did meet some of the most insufferable people but they also met me ”

“ if it sounds like a duck and walks like a duck ”

[madnessiseverything]

wanders in many months late with a joke someone has got to have made before

[hypnoes]

IT SEEMED LIKE A VIE FOR THE ABSURD AND MACABE   ( were one to consider dying any grim / and that he did not!  the words simply sounded better in his head.  difficult to find the occurrence mortifying when it was as monumental as drinking wine down here ).  Slanted eyes lackadaisically study the scrolls in front of him, humored disbelief pouring out at the cause of passing to the point he feels compelled to to try to smudge the wacky little letters.

His thumb comes off clean.

❛ Death by chicken !  How did you manage that ?  This one will definitely get them talking down here, and you know how gossipy they are !  ❜  His posture slowly shifts into one fit for for rest, legs leisurely dangling in the air, and voice as sweet as it was ‘pleasantly’ mocking with its laughing undertones.   ❛  But, well, don’t get too embarrassed.  There’s always a bright side to every life-ruining accident that’ll plague you to the rest of your immortal life !  ( no respite, huh ? )   Take, for example, the fortune you’re making me with those bets on your knack to just die a lot !     ❜

A hand wave.  ❛ But have you tried not standing next to anything capable of sentient thought ?  I heard it does wonders in keeping people alive ! ❜  But considering his track record, he doubted even that would be the case.  Oh well.