My Hypothetical Life

Kerri // 25 // Bachelor's in Psych (but still in denial) // Master's in Elementary Education (even more in denial about that one) // Living my life one hypothetical situation at a time.

[lmaonade]

me: *walking*

my cat: i am going to run in front of you. i am going to sprint in front of you so fast mid step and you are going to punt me into the sun

me: okay sir yes sir 

[sarah-the-ninja]

Rejoice, “let’s fake a relationship for Christmas” fanfic season is upon us.

[dealanexmachina]

Don’t forget “snowed in and have to share a bed” season.

[poppetawoppet]

Also there is a blizzard and only ONE BED at the inn

[lynne-monstr]

and of course the heat isn’t working. whatever will they do for warmth

[whitmerule]

also they were roommates

[sapphic-legends]

Oh my god, they were roommates

[dutchster]

when it’s november 1st

[crazyaboutlefandoms]

Songs with the same bpm but played over different than original video tracks give me life

[gricefalco]

I don’t even know what to say…

[disneyfeverdaily]

#ugly crying

[pdlcomics]

Do it, Turtle

[zeroyalviking]

how do you pronounce uwu in your head

OO WOO

[lmaonade]

me: *walking*

my cat: i am going to run in front of you. i am going to sprint in front of you so fast mid step and you are going to punt me into the sun

me: okay sir yes sir 

[namumula-moved-deactivated20190]

when i get murdered i want it to be so perfect and mysterious that i get featured on buzzfeed unsolved true crime with only one theory and it’s about aliens

[one-pointperspective-deactivate]

when

[fullychaoticpatrol]

I love how it’s “The Strange Case of Doctor Jekyll and MISTER Hyde” as in, yeah, they are basically two sides of the same person but only ONE has a doctorate

[decepti-geek]

#unless your bitch ass second personality helped you write that thesis it is your fucking doctorate 

[godlessondheimite]

doctor banner and mr. hulk

[plastic-tulips]

how the FUCK did they make that penguin from wallace and gromit look so evil like it’s literally just a plasticine penguin but it somehow radiates Pure Malice look at it 

truly character design at its finest

[orchidvioletindigo]

A black cat crossing your path is actually good luck on account of you get to see a cat

[warandpeas]

Old Habits Die Hard

[thegoodvybe]

[kuragin]

this is the most underrated part of rockin’ and rollin’ yoda

[bunjywunjy]

Luke’s face is what makes this.

[different-landscapes]

[bob-belcher]