Froggie Faggot

Jess. 29. They/them Formerly thoughts-of-jellie

[shiverandqueeef]

how measurements work in canada (ie/ badly)

[wakingfromthewater]

Still thinking about this mobile game ad I got. You will f**k increasingly large creatures.

[venndaai]

have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.

[venndaai]

they are sexually mature at ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEARS OLD.

their (live!) young gestate for. wait for it. eight to eighteen (??) YEARS. can have up to 10 at a time. good grief.

longest lifespan of any vertebrate, up to five hundred years

toxic flesh

has giant eyes but is usually blind because of a weird little crustacean that's evolved to live on and eat their eyes. this doesn't seem to bother them much.

lives in deep cold water and has the lowest swim speed and tail-beat frequency for its size across all fish species. just generally lives life in extreme slow motion

largest genome of any shark

eats everything including moose and polar bears

ma'am you are delightfully strange and I'm privileged to share a planet with you

[fluorescentbrains]

this post prompted me to refresh my memory on Greenland Shark Facts and this detail about how they feed goes so hard

just vacuuming up their unsuspecting prey. whole !

[muffinlance]

Good news good news good news! Recent research suggests the eye parasites do NOT blind them!

Eye-opening research: Greenland sharks maintain vision for centuries through DNA repair mechanism

Dorota Skowronska-Krawczyk sits in her office, eyes fixed on the computer monitor in front of her. "You see it move its eye," says the UC Ir

I <3 you a normal amount Greenland sharks

[mewnosodenwyma]

[fruitsoftheape100]

TGIF

[grayson-genie]

Elmer it’s Thursday, I think you’ve made a mistake

[fruitsoftheape100]

Be Gentle With Me

[tree-whispering]

[undue-traveler]

@thegenderqueerbatman your tags breathed a breath of fresh air into my appreciation for the mountains ive lived by for the past decade and a half; thank you. I want to share some pictures of mountains i went to recently bc i think it would give you some joy too <3

[william-s-churros]

i think i saw a movie like this once

[maidslime]

Ok I needed to know the story and

Guy makes a really stupid decision and gets in a car accident -> no real damage from accident but insurance goes up -> starts beating himself up over his stupid decision -> gets depressed -> starts to realize he's single and had crash been worse he'd die alone -> realizes he's never had a relationship or even a crush and starts wondering what he'd want out of a relationship -> starts to realize he doesn't really like girls so he thinks he must be gay -> realizes he likes girls and boys about the same amount, so he must be bi -> later realizes that "same amount" is none at all -> he's ace

[noknowshame]

the water in hotel showers will do things to the texture of your hair you didn’t even know were possible

[beardedmrbean]

[leofwines-deactivated20250831]

love my pumpkin

scary my pumpkin

[egberts]

"i ate too many cookies" is truly an ageless problem. an unlearnable lesson.

[dogpuppy]

[beardedmrbean]

[paperandpencilsandskips]

This is fucking killing me. Like what

[beardedmrbean]

[hisuizorua]

they call it amtrak because the trains am on the trak

[theconcealedweapon]