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🤘🏼I teach English to teenagers. Please keep me in your thoughts and prayers. Virgo ♍️ INFP 🌼

[fullmetalwindbreaker]

[lakevida]

[thequeeninyellowlace]

[lostinhistory]

Wake up babe, new octopus just dropped

He's such a little guy!

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[batsandboba]

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

[risk-repeater]

this job market is a fucking nightmare

[eebie]

i named them cruelty of the heart and sickness of the mind

[genderfluid-and-confuzled]

thought one: yummy yummy

thought two: orange juice in my tummy

[senatortedcruz]

I am in fucking tears

[daciancatamite]

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[local-lesbian-tree-demon]

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

[ozempicofficial]

[tall]

[technofinch]

I have GOT to stop spending $30

[rosavaya]

“Many people seem to think it foolish, even superstitious, to believe that the world could still change for the better. And it is true that in winter it is sometimes so bitingly cold that one is tempted to say, ‘What do I care if there is a summer; its warmth is no help to me now.’ Yes, evil often seems to surpass good. But then, in spite of us, and without our permission, there comes at last an end to the bitter frosts. One morning the wind turns, and there is a thaw. And so I must still have hope.”

— Vincent Van Gogh

[anarchistmemedistro]

[mentalhealthmemesofficial]

[notthegrouch]

“If I am worth anything later, I am worth something now. For wheat is wheat, even if people think it is a grass in the beginning.” 

- Vincent van Gogh

[valencians]

"y'all's" is the best regional solution to the english second person plural possessive problem but "your guyses" is my favorite because it sucks

[rathayibacter]

that pistachio completely sealed in its shell is scared and alone, like a miner trapped by rubble. you need to free it by any means necessary. get the gun from your dad's cabinet