what is your headcanon for humanized ponies
i have a really long explanation that i need to finish but in short:
twilight sparkle: indian (like…from india) but she’s not like particularly in touch with her culture, she’s 5’ 3” and is a healthy weight to slightly above average, black hair, it’s straight but sometimes gets messy, she wears contacts but sometimes she wears glasses, b cup to c cup (they look like average sized on her), brown eyes, more cute than pretty but doesn’t usually care unless she notices it with other girls and then she gets self-conscious and shy, bi-curious possibly a lesbian, atheist
applejack: white, blonde, 6’ 0”, very fit (like lots of muscles, six pack), a deep tan (but still identifiably white), lots of freckles, slightly up turned nose (like jenna louise coleman’s, it’s not bratty, it’s cute) has a generally dirty appearance with dirty and chipped nails, hair is always in a messy ponytail, d cup or dd cup but she thinks her breasts get in the way of her work so she always ace bandages them underneath her orange plaid shirt, green eyes, she’s naturally pretty in a casual way i don’t know how to explain it but she’s just charming, firmly heterosexual, practicing catholic/christian
rarity: black, 5’ 8” (because that’s runway model height) with longer legs, she has a perfect hourglass figure (she works out and works really hard for her figure), perfectly manicured nails, a naturally clear complexion, her hair is long and perfectly waved (she doesn’t wear her hair natural) and dark brown to black, sometimes she gets purple streaks in it, she practices judaism with her family, c cup (which look perfectly porportioned and good on her) she’s madly jealous of applejack’s boobs (IN A PLATONIC WAY) and whenever she dresses aj up, she makes sure to make her ensemble show off her luckily huge cleavage, light brown or hazel eyes, she’s absolutely gorgeous and everyone constantly tells her she ought to be a model (which she kind of is but yeah), heterosexual but closeted and only a little bi-curious
rainbow dash: mixed (imagine rashida jones, you can’t really tell what race she is), 5’ 7” with longer legs, she’s more lean than aj but also has a six pack and is very fit, she generally has band-aids (from fluttershy of course, rainbow dash has no interest in covering up her “battle scars”) all over her from all the stunts she does and various little scars too, doesn’t dress to impress others and generally just wears basketball shorts with a snapback and a sports bra, okay so i could see her having rainbow hair however rainbow hair is REALLY hard to keep up and i really don’t think rainbow dash cares about her hair that much? so her hair would generally be medium length and choppy, naturally a light brown with only the underside colored either light blue or red since she always wears her hair up in a ponytail, has weird eyes that would be anywhere from amber to hazel to a deep brown, has barely a-cups to a-cups and doesn’t really care, she’s definitely just plain cute when she doesn’t try however when rarity dresses her up and puts makeup on her she’s very striking and sexy even, not really openly anything because she doesn’t talk about her romantic relationships and doesn’t really hit on anyone but she’s a closeted bisexual, doesn’t ever discuss religion but agnostic
pinkie pie: half brazilian and half irish, her father is irish and her mother is brazilian they got married and both of the other children inherited their mother’s dark looks and straight dark hair, however, pinkie is a mix of her father and mother with her mother’s tan skin and brazilian looks but she has merida-esque curly hair that is a vibrant orange (shhhh forget genetics), 5’ 2”, she’s more in touch with her brazilian roots (i mean she LOVES to party) because she was so sheltered in her father’s culture as a child when she found her special talent she learned all about her mother’s family’s history and culture and loves and embraces it, she’s short and pleasantly plump with thick thighs but she’s still bouncy and never runs out of energy, ranges from absolutely adorable to very pretty, has really bright and big blue eyes, she speaks fluent portugese and often gets talking so fast that she’ll just drift into portugese and rainbow dash groans “pinkie pie, your portugese turned on again!” and she just giggles and goes back to english, she has b cups or c cups quite a noticeable chest for her size but she’s generally oblivious to anyone hitting on her (although she’s VERY obvious when she’s hitting on others), she always wears makeup and dresses cute/well, openly pansexual possibly polyamorous, catholic
fluttershy: japanese (in touch with her culture but mostly in private), dark brown eyes, long hair that she always wears down with a few light pink streaks in it, 5’ 4”, very skinny (twilight says it’s unhealthy but fluttershy insists she eats three meals a day), she wears clothes that are functional over cute (generally speaking she wears shorts with lots of pockets, tank tops, gardening gloves, a headband with a flower to keep her hair out of her face, and boots) but she still manages to make them look cute, long delicate fingers, she’s an artist and singer but doesn’t tell anyone, she spends most of her time outside but always wears sunscreen so she’s very pale, she’s vegan (if that wasn’t obvious), she doesn’t believe in anything spiritual other than nature (i guess? i don’t know how to explain hat), b-cups or c-cups very average for her size but they’re perky, boys always hit on her because she’s so sweet and rarity is insanely jealous because she doesn’t know how fluttershy does it, asexual but has a romantic interest in big macintosh or bulk biceps (i’m not sure which i like more right now lol) and is too shy to admit it; i personally prefer this head canon however i have seen an arabic islamic fluttershy and i haven’t really thought into that idea because it would make her features and looks different however that’s another human version that i like for her almost as much