i havent watched spn

main @sylphrenas. i made this as a joke

[i-am-gutted]

twitter post, jared padalecki // happier, olivia rodrigo

[fluteenthusiast]

a truly enjoyable part of the tumblr experience is not being a supernatural fan and trying to decipher the spn post-finale fandom drama that stirs up every week or so like an immersive horror puzzle game

[fiordespinadispagna]

NO ONE could have phrased this better 🤣

[yellowmonday-deactivated2022120]

jensen girlbossed and gatekept his way into this situation and by god he gaslit his way out

[boyworstie]

“your pr team told my pr team that we need to pretend to be friends again”

[aragornsforgottentaxpolicy]

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y yo at ti cas et tu brute

[i-am-gutted]

i’m-

[cl0wn-0n-th3-t0wn]

President Biden your silence on the spn prequel is deafening

[dykegrindr]

i hope each and every one of you about to reblog another graphic with dean winchester’s ass superimposed over a barbara kruger truism know that after fourteen and a half limp, lifeless seasons of television and a big ole homophobic uptick in the second half of fifteen, supernatural was supposed to die. it was supposed to be dead! we were never supposed to hear about that abominable piece of television again but you fucks, you tendercore troglodykes, you media illiterate scavengers who would woman-code mussolini if it meant you could slap his mug on a parallels post with siken and oliver and kushner, you fed the beast. you got that shit trending. and now all that’s left is brokeback mountain, by which i mean the straw breaking my personal weeping camel’s back, by which i mean SOMEHOW, some FUCKING HOW, you all provided this WAR CRIMINAL OF A SHOW with enough PERSONAL, GLEEFUL, WHOLLY UNIRONIC ATTENTION that you are now getting a PREQUEL about the abusive dad guy that YOU ALL HATE SO VERY MUCH. CONGRATULATIONS. DON’T LET THE MONKEY’S PAW HIT YOU ON THE WAY OUT.

[heritageposts]

i’m convinced that supernatural is never going to end. the season finale was just a ruse. a dirty trick to deceive us into a false sense of security. a year from now they’re probably going to announce that there’s going to be a 16th season. in the meantime destiel will go canon in 30 different language, each of them slightly altering the original script. the show will keep on going, but they’re never going to explicitly acknowledge that dean and castiel are in a relationship. somewhere along the way jensen dies of old age. everyone thinks this will be the end of the show, but the CW decides to bring him back with AI technology. in season 56, AI dean finally confesses his love to castiel. a 90 year old misha delivers a touching performance. the scene gets translated to 7050 languages. in season 57, AI dean clarifies that he only meant that he loves castiel as a brother. a 91 year old misha gets blamed for queerbaiting the audience. he dies from the mean messages he’s sent on twitter. in season 87, AI castiel once again confesses his love to AI dean. before AI dean can reply, AI castiel is killed by evil jenkins, satan’s fourth cousin twice removed. castiel is promptly  sent to super mega turbo ultra extreme hell. in season 88…..

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 14th of march, 2021…..

[angzlicas]

since it’s all over my feed atm, i’m gonna say my piece and then leave it alone. in the article that some of you may have just skimmed, jensen and danneel imply that this is only the FIRST story of the show’s they want to explore. if y’all would just give it a goddamn chance and support these people who 

a) started a production company out of their own pocket  b) went through the process of getting the rights to a 16 year warner bros. tv show (from kripke, jfc) c) got one of the best writers from the last 5 seasons who listened to fans and their opinions and d) got it all done within 8 months of the show ending

you might find that it isn’t so bad

[45percenterthen]

omg themes and metaphors and the like

[chrrispine]

j*red white out poetry

[finalgirldean]

June 24 — The Death of Jared

1. Julius Caesar by William Shakespeare

2. In the Twenty-Fifth Year of Marriage, It Goes On by Alicia Ostriker

3. good 4 u by Olivia Rodrigo

4. Tweet by Wolf Pupy

5. The Beauty of the Husband by Anne Carson

6. How Strange... by Griefmother

7. Coriolanus by William Shakespeare

[witchern]

jensen you CHOSE—

[lordgolden]

"don't send hate" Jared you CHOSE to do this. you CHOSE to make this public. you knew that people would send hate

[poolboydivision]

ok the part that I can't get over is that j*red deleted his tweet about Robbie but LEFT UP THE ONES ABOUT JENSEN LIKE. WHAT A CHOICE.

[castiel-left-his-mark-on-me]

Watch, the entire prequel will just be young Mary going "I think I should break up with him" and time traveling Cas being like "I'm sorry, I know he's the worst but I'm going to have to insist that you fuck him at least once."