Name: Jack Horner
Title: Mr Horner/ Jack Horner/ Mr Jack/BIG Jack (Don’t forget to capitalize BIG)
Occupation: Owner and brave CEO of the Horner Pie Company and general Jack ass.
Industry: Baked Goods, Magical Artifacts Acquisition, General Villainy, assholery and a total diva fyi
Sexuality: I'm into rejecting people/aroace
Gender: non binary but i use he/him pronouns because fuck you
Religion: Scientology
Info about me: I never had much as a kid. Just loving parents, stability, and a mansion, and a thriving baked goods enterprise for me to inherit. Useless crap like that. This horrible childhood is what made me who i am or something... I guess. If you are in need of aid please send me a message asking for a donation i love watching people suffer and go through hard times. 💜
I am just the honest type and know how the world works and many people are cry babies about it and can't handle it or my honesty. Tbh life gets much easier when you stop worrying about whether people like you and start worrying about whether they can stop you (They can't). If you are mediocre (poor) you do not deserve my time.
Looking for someone to make art of me (i will not pay but will give you great exposure, trust me).
✨If you cant handle me at my worst you cant handle me at my best 🌈
(Mod here. I play a character. 99.9% of what i say here is pure satire/parody of like bad people/ceos aka Jack Horner.)
