i am jack's complete procrastination

a blog dedicated to fight club because i can't keep bothering people irl about this movie

[i-am-jacks-procrastination]

ok super quick intro because i might as well do that now (ill probably edit this later tho)

hi, call me sonya, and this is literally just a blog dedicated to fight club- itll mainly just be me reblogging things altho occasionally i'll probably post a vaguely incoherent ramble about the movie/book

the name of the blog says it all: i should be focusing on my irl responsibilities/tasks but am electing not to

[i-am-jacks-procrastination]

everybody ignore what i just reblogged, ik i just posted about writing fight club fics again but. the HR brainrot caught me 😔😔 i had to write somethingggg

[finelytaylored]

okay so who is writing this

[i-am-jacks-procrastination]

...........lowkey fucked around and wrote smth inspired by this

shameless self-promo in the tumblr reblogs lmaooo

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[i-am-jacks-procrastination]

i need to lock tf innnnnnn and write more fight club fics

i miss them :(

i miss Worlds Biggest Wet Cat Loser™ the narrator

[evilestmonkey]

Brad Pitt’s midrift rlly carries Fight Club ngl the way his shirt rides up and u can see his pelvis above his boxers mmmmm

[evilestmonkey]

the whole thing with the Narrator beating up Angelface cuz Tyler scruffled his hair instead of the Narrator’s is so fucking gay like yall fags need to get a room

[evilestmonkey]

is Where is My Mind by the Pixies in Fight Club (1999) the hardest needle drop of all time? maybe but maybe not but do i want to fuck it? yes sir

[crunchyaps]

gay people never say I love you they always say shit like “most of the week, we were Ozzie and Harriet”

gay people never say I love you they always say shit like “you have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh”

gay people never say I love you they always say shit like “deliver me, Tyler, from being perfect and complete”

gay people never say I love you they always say shit like “This isn’t about love as in caring. This is about property as in ownership”

gay people never say I love you they always say shit like “where’d you go, psycho boy?” and “I felt like destroying something beautiful”

gay people never say I love you they always say shit like “I’m wondering if another woman is really the answer we need”

gay people never say I love you they always say shit like “I was the first guy Tyler ever felt safe enough to ask, and we were both drunk in a bar where no one would care”

gay people never say I love you they always say shit like “I want you to hit me as hard as you can”

gay people never say I love you they always say shit like “something on your mind, dear?”

gay people never say I love you they always say shit like “forget about what you think you know, about life, about friendship, and especially about you and me”

gay people never say I love you they always say shit like “I am Jack’s inflamed sense of rejection”

gay people never say I love you they always say shit like “Tyler dumped me”

gay people never say I love you they always say shit like “we should do this again sometime”

[fiqhtclub]

rewatching fight club rn and the bar scene makes me laugh every time. hes not hearing a single word tyler is saying bro. look at him. only thing on his mind is "whatever you say beautiful"

[cowboylikeyouu]

girls don't want flowers, girls want a red leather jacket, a mesh hustlers shirt, a godugly bathrobe with coffee mugs on it, and red tinted sunglasses.

[i-am-jacks-procrastination]

local fic writer unable to conceive of a title that ISNT a comically heavy-handed song lyric: friends horrified

[ykobi]

do you mind posting the little narrator you have in your header

Yes ofc anon !

I cleaned him up already but if you want the messy version of him then here you go as well, hes a small doodle on a big canvas hence the pixelation

[phontao]

I DON'T KNOW WHERE I END. AND WHERE YOU BEGIN. I NEED YOUR DISCIPLINE. I NEED YOUR HELP.

[sisotowbell]

i moan when the janus films logo shows up after the criterion one

[incrediblycooldog]

My first thought after being hit in the ear was "ouch". However, my second thought was "this is just like fight club"

[i-am-jacks-procrastination]

what could have been, what should have been

[splattsmatt]

homoerotically sharing a bar of soap