hi!

she/her || 19

[forgo-me-not]

they’re saying no one’s ever gonna sleep again

[puddlesl1me]

if there is one thing that tumblr has done to my texting it is the inclusion of arrows <- uses arrows basically anywhere <- loves arrows <- #myarrows

[solitairians]

they call me the text ignorer for reasons I'll probably explain to you in a few days or so

[nurseleonedeactivated-deactivat]

i think ppl would be a lot happier and better-adjusted on here if they realized that being online on a website is like being in any other casual public space full of people. if u walk into walmart u dont immediately think to yourself “i have to be friends with everyone in this walmart and if not everyone likes me i’m a failure” and u really shouldn’t feel that way online either. likewise if there’s a guy in the walmart parking lot shouting obscenities u probably wouldn’t answer him and that’s literally an exact equivalent to some of the weird stuff that people on here seem to feel they’re obligated to respond to.

[eilooxara]

Oat milk was discovered much more recently than you may have known. Like many now-familiar technologies, it was found by accident during the Apollo program when NASA learned what a zero-g environment does to goat milk.

[lizardsmp3]

the amount of disappointment packed into that "guys.." im crying

[phoebonica]

This one has to have been done, right?

(Eridian Welcoming Committee concept and template by @justcakethanks )

[110budd]

I love people who post their thoughts every couple of minutes right as they’re happening. Like yes omg you’re leaving to take a shower two hours ago presses heart button

[lizardsmp3]

they should actually do a live papa’s quiz stream with us sometime. it’s like jackbox you can join it from your phone. game of all fucking time we deserve this

[lizardsmp3]

son and son-in-law of the decade award. there are tears in my fucking eyes

[amandab821]

god. it was very funny to hit Dan with a green shell, think “oh shit I really just hit him” then hear “YOU FUCKING BITCH” a few seconds later on the stream 😭😭😭 going to be thinking about it all week lol

[diphowell]

they’re talking about the sims like they’re about to shoot all of the howlters dead

[purpurussy]

it's like the interviewer prepared a bunch of questions and dnp prepared a bunch of answers but the answers and the questions belong to 2 completely different conversations

[purpurussy]

so this is literally what happened

[lizardsmp3]

do you think they didn’t remember to charge the switch

[infertilityidol]

*introducing myself to the guards who caught me* seized to meet you

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

psych style adaptation of king arthur where everyone thinks merlin has magic because he keeps solving camelot’s problems but he actually has no magical ability at all and it’s just that everyone else is incompetent. he keeps up the magic thing though by making up weird prophecies and cryptic comments because he kind of needs a job

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

sir kay is the lassiter figure like so pissed off all the time that merlin is obviously lying and won’t stop interfering with his job, but arthur just kind of keeps merlin around because like yeah the magic thing is ridiculous…but somehow he still is solving everything and doing better than the actual people i hired (kay). so fine by me!

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

people keep saying this is just connecticut yankee NO. connecticut yankee kills the whimsy and the magic and says look isn’t it funny now? isn’t it funny to strip away the whimsy? no. we are keeping the whimsy. in this plot line magic is still very much real and a very useful skill to have in a royal advisor, one that’s highly sought after. it’s just that merlin doesn’t have it

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

real magician shows up to court and merlin is like im so fucked. desperately trying to take notes on what real magicians do the whole time. toward the end of the episode merlin realizes this guy is faking too and reveals him as a fraud to the whole court, of course in a way that confirms everyone’s belief that merlin does in fact have magical abilities. arthur is very pleased, patting merlin on the back. “wow I can’t believe he almost got away with that. it’s crazy how easy magic is to fake.” merlin smiles, sweating buckets. sir kay is staring daggers

[chujellys]

there's a family of local sandhill cranes that adopted an abandoned goose last summer and they're STILL together today even after migration.... i love them + they're local celebrities + nature is beautiful

[chujellys]

yesterday’s update… 📸 everyone is paparazzi when ur this famous…