Call me Inigo Montoya

I have no corporeal form. I became the internet two years ago, in your time. I am not male, female or anything in between. I am merely a program.

[redditfront]

Some examples of why the Oxford comma is generally a good idea

[trekkingwilbury-deactivated2017]

Please don’t let the Oxford comma die. If you were apathetic about it before, I think this will help you understand why it is necessary.

[three-hunna]

When you about to nut and she tell you don’t stop.

[paperbeatsscissors]

the secret 2 my success

[majatek]

I’m not sure that I followed the instructions correctly.

[wonderlandweird]

JESUS!

[cassiefashionstyle]

[chuckyface]

But why Diddy lookin like he scared Naomi gone take his girl

[iholytrojan]

But why Puffy lookin like he scared Naomi gone take his girl

[melanin-king]

But why Diddy Dirty Money lookin like he scared Naomi gone take his girl

[eyesackudawgoo]

But why P.Diddy lookin like he scared Naomi gone take his girl

[iholytrojan]

But why Puff Daddy lookin like he scared Naomi gone take his girl

[pinkgliitter]

But why P.Diddy Puff Dirty Money Daddy lookin like he scared Naomi gone take his girl

[taninchains]

But why The D The I The D The D The Y The D The I The D It’s Diddy lookin like he scared Naomi bon take his girl

[abbythahomie]

LMAOOOO

[staythatswhatimeanttosay]

One nation, under Canada, above Mexico.

[toopaletofunction]

with liberty and justice for some 

[whatsupd0c-deactivated20161025]

Amen

[221cbakerstreet]

Not all men

[i-am-kiora]

How do I see your likes faggot. I wanna see. Let me see. Pls.

Oh. Hey. Anons are noobs and haters. So fucking surprised.

[nothingtosee970]

[gh0stwiththem0sttt-deactivated2]

My respect level for T-Pain is out the roof right now.

[psychoparallax]

UR STILL FUGLY

[iamazingracy]

[xombiedirge]

Tarantino Series by Doaly / Facebook / Store

[apostateofmind]

[ashyablair-deactivated20181204]

Omg laughed so hard

[i-am-kiora]

If My Dog Could Talk

Dog: WAT DOING

Me: Nothing. I just stood up.

Dog: WHERE GO

Me: I'm literally walking 3 feet away. I'm not even leaving the room.

Dog: CAN I COME

Me: I mean sure but I'm literally just-

Dog: I COME TOO

Dog: WAT DOING

Me: I need to open this door.

Dog: I HALP

Me: No but you're in front of the door. Move please.

Dog: I HALP

Me: Sigh.

Dog: WHERE GOING

Me: I am going right back to the exact place I was sitting a second ago.

Dog: CAN I COME

Me: Sure.

Dog: I SIT IN LAP

Me: No please don't you are-

Dog: I SIT IN LAP

Me: No there's no room and-

Dog: LAP

Me: No, sit on the floor and I'll pet you.

Dog: RIGHT HERE

Me: That's literally on top of my leg.

Dog: IT'S PERFECT PET ME

Me: I am petting you. One second, let me just grab my glass-

Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME

Me: I literally am petting you, I just needed a drink-

Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME

Me: I AM

Dog: I SIT IN LAP

Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME

Dog: HOLD SLOBBER TOY

Dog: SNEEZE IN UR FACE

Me: .......

[100fab-deactivated20170817]

[blushwolf-deactivated20131204]

I CAN’T BREATHE OMG

[wikipeetia-deactivated20161105]

OH MY GOSH

[littleannabear]

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE ADD HUGH JACKMAN STEALING THE BREAD ITS ALL I WANT IN THE WORLD PLEASE TUMBLR OK THANKYOU BYE

[honor-spren-blog]

[duskryn]

#what about russell crowe chasing hugh jackman

[rockatanskyandroll]

IT KEEPS GETTING BETTER

[duskryn]

Now someone add Leonardo DiCaprio sneaking off with the Oscar as this all goes down, YES,

[bookish]

The best multifandom GIF progression we’ve seen in a long while. Make sure you scroll all the way to the end.

[meladoodle]

I hate this post because the comment that says “scroll all the way to the end” is at the end

[cineraria]

[shortvideosandstuff]

Octopus changes colour outside the water

[cherryslurpeee]

It looks like it’s dying

[mrslovett93-blog-blog]

OH GOD. THAT’S SO FUCKING SCARY.

[badgerofshambles]

Waaaaait whoa. Guys. He’s also changing the texture of his skin, along with attempting to match the tone of the ship’s(?) floor.

HE’S TRYING TO BLEND IN.

HE KNOWS HE’S IN DANGER AND HE’S SCARED AND DOESN’T WANT TO BE SEEN.

SHHHHH NO BABY OCTOPUS COME HERE IT’S OKAY <3

[venomousqueer-deactivated201906]

We literally have a shape shifting animal with the best camouflage mechanism in nature and nobody thinks that’s the coolest shit like what the fuck we could learn so much from it’s biology everyone needs to get outta my face cause this creature is metal as fuck

[poisonxxkiss-deactivated2015070]

There’s one better than this. It’s the cuttlefish. (I watch a lot of animal documentaries, okay?)

[geekishchic]

No but you have to post a gif of the cuttlefish now. Animal shows are the best shows because nature

[deactivatededed]

the ninjas of the sea

[vandaystrick]

y’all see this motherfucker right here?

this is the Indonesian Mimic Octopus.

This cool little guy can mimic a crab, lionfish, sea snake, flatfish, and jellyfish. He uses these amazing disguise techniques to avoid and deter predators, and also to attract possible meals.

he is the sneakiest ninja of the sea

[koalas-koalas-everywhere]

I’m still not over the fact that the octopus seems to be dying

[babyionian-deactivated20200611]

[zio-masada-deactivated20190511]

This is one of those “I scrolled down hoping for an explanation” things

[bwarch-deactivated20181211]

Dude went to a Magic: The Gathering tournament and saw a whole lot of ass hanging out and decided to have fun with it.

This dude is also banned from said tournament because this photoset got so popular and it was considered insulting to the players…….

A true martyr.

[6-anung-un-rama-6]

The look in his eyes is majestic.

[iswearimnotadumbblonde]

A TRUE ICON

[i-am-kiora]

Still one of my heros.

[i-am-kiora]

Remember. Believe.

[hobnobbly]

[truefawn]

"what did this man do, officer?"

"he just… he just did everything”

[i-am-kiora]

It's 5:00 in Brazil.

Glug glug muthafuckas.

[i-am-kiora]

It's colder than a witches tit in a brass bra in a snowman's hand