i-am-noot-noot

"As frightened as you of being alive"

[winterswake]

Galadriel vs. Dreamboat Halbrand 🥺👉🏽👈🏽

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

impossible to find a frankenstein recipe online that doesn't start with a freakin novel about the guy's early life in geneva... just gimme the ingredients and method

[caesarsaladinn]

So much of what is “cringe” is just… earnest.

[argumate]

what if you made an honest expression of genuine human emotion and someone saw it!

[retrocgads]

UK 1983

[gagarin-smiles-anyway]

Russian dachas by Fyodor Savintsev

[whitepeopletwitter]

A moment of silence…

[thecryptkeeper]

i’m going to start saying “this is my design” everytime i fuck up at something

[thecryptkeeper]

*runs over the curb* this is my design

[nilim]

Ok, so I was reading this news story:

So far so normal, right? But then:

Like what. And then:

Like, I think Alaska State Trooper Ken Marsh wants to be a romance novelist. 

[panicblanket]

well would you look at that

[momo-de-avis]

I fucking hate James Tissot’s paintings because in ALL OF THEM there is ALWAYS someone staring right at you, but it’s not always immediately visible. You just feel watched by this mf. Sometimes the little shit is right there at the centre, but others the bastard is just gazing from the distance, it is CREEPY, my guys

[momo-de-avis]

STOP STARING AT ME, THIS IS DISCONCERTING AS FUCK

[filthybonnet]

I think this is hilarious. We’ve been caught.

[sheherzog]

[seal-of-unknown]

me, begging, tears in my eyes: please. please just tell me what the book is about. the plot. please

a book annotation on the cover, unfazed: A Subversive Masterpiece. A Deep And Touching Story. The New York Times Bestseller. Go Fuck Yourself

[laurbyboom]

I’m going to be honest, this is probably the funniest thing a straight person has ever said

[psyducked]

a true martyr

[fuckyeahkatnep]

Sir that’s my emotional support homophobic slur

[twitterlols]

[roboco-san]

will literally never get over the existence of the donner party memorial picnic area

[roboco-san]

this is. real

[marisatomay]

Why was Shrek’s soundtrack so incredible like who sat down and decided that a movie about an ogre would have a beautiful Rufus Wainwright ballad followed by a Smash Mouth/Eddie Murphy cover of I’m A Believer and how can I thank them

[forever-memes]

March in 3 months

[leftboob-enthusiast]

[poovellamkettuppar]

*seductively slips into existential melancholy*

[bob-belcher]

[joeycon]

why does every screen cap and gifset of this look like a horror movie

[hotvampireadjacent]

that’s just what living in england is like