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Hi guys! I'm Scotti! I'm 22 years old and I live in Oregon, USA. This blog is kind of a mix of lots of things, but mostly fitness. HW: 286 CW: 280 GW: 150. I'm really bad at talking about myself so don't be shy about asking questions! I love friendly anons!

[sdijfisjijijaijdfij-deactivated]

not to scare you but you’ve already been in a unisex bathroom before. look out…there might even be one………in your own home…………

[katemcdonoughart]

Kids are awesome! In moderation. 

I’m so excited to have finally finished this comic. I’ve been working on this idea for a while, and expanded it from a shorter comic. Here is the original, and a longer description of why I don’t want kids and why that’s totally okay. Thanks for reading!  P.S. I will be selling this comic, along with others at the Ice Cream Comics Expo in Iowa City April 9th!

P.P.S. You can also find it in my Etsy shop!

[comicsworkbook]

Kate McDonough

[blue-pixiedust]

I’ll just fucking leave this here..

[beeslybee]

I want kids, but this is so important for people to realize.

[mystic-mermaid-spiral]

@cats-and-castello

[cats-and-castello]

exactly.

[bringingupmrbhazeyreeandme-deac]

@mystoryfortheaudienceoftheworld  do you have a photo of the suit you had last year? did you get weird sunburn lol

[mystoryfortheaudienceoftheworld]

Here are some pictures I dug up especially for you!!

The hole was so low that if I did tan there it didn’t effect the regular clothes I wore. But ½ the time when I would put sun screen on I would spary a little right there. LoL

Man, I tried on this suit last night and my tummy is so much smaller, but it still fits for the summer. Well It’s three months away so who knows. LoL

i actually ordered two more suits last night, and when they get here I will try them on and if on works I will return one, and the other that didn’t fit from last week. Hahaha

Good luck!

[i-am-the-warrior]

I think I have that same suit but cheetah print!

[weloveshortvideos]

Reblog If You Can Take Off Your Bra Without Taking Your Shirt Off.

[50eathaters]

    Girl’s are amazing

[kerameikos]

I think we broke the notes…

[mis-c3l-la-neous]

i feel like i’m reblogging history. “the post that broke the notes”

[okayilubuhbye-deactivated201611]

THERE ARE NO FUCKING NOTES

WE HAVE REACHED INFINITY

[junabug-deactivated20181015]

what the heLL

[yay-someoneactually]

Um….guys….

There are negative notes….

WHY ARE THERE NEGATIVE NOTES?

HOW ARE THERE NEGATIVE NOTES?!?!?!?!

[dellbby]

Its in the black hole of tumblr

[demonsmademefat-blog]

At time of reblogging, this post has 1 note :’)

[septicmackiplier]

Uhm nothing was there then I hit the heart and 1 note popped up.. Guys I’m scared..

[my-name-is-really-neil-mcneil]

it has reset to 0 notes. what have you done?

[heygodsmoved-blog]

now it’s floating in the middle of the thingy

[ruled-by-jupiter]

EVERY DAMN TIME

[failedspidermankisses]

There’s literally nothing there. 

What is this? 

[mahaliciously]

I couldn’t scroll past this. I need to be part of history for this. There are no notes do you even realise

[altweeb-blog]

Let it be known I was here on this day of march twentieth twenty sixteen and I’m laying in bed at nine thirty am

[i-am-loco]

WOO NO NOTES PARTYYY

[im-in-hell-fr]

WTF IS THIS?!?! IM CONFUSED NO NOTES WUT DA ACTUAL FUCK

[humanityinahandbag]

I LIKED IT AND IT HAD ONE NOTE.

ONE.

NOTE.

[animationnut]

Oh wow there are seriously no notes..

What the heck.

[knightnicole]

OH MY GOSH IT’S TRUE. There were 0 notes, now i liked and just one note popped up! I’m.. I’m not sure how this can happen..? But now I’m part of history YEAH 24th March 2016 - 03:05 am

[prodigal-sunlight]

WHOA SO WEIRD

[snapback-gravity-falls]

I just had to see it for myself and it’s true. Holy crap.

On this day, March 24th, 2016 at 12:22 in the afternoon, I have made myself part of history.

[nightlustrous]

it’s back

[mingesu-deactivated20180425]

Huh….

[nyreelovemenot]

I’ll probably always reblog this

[yung-caged-and-restless]

I feel like tumblr staff have been motoring this post and they put a special code in it so no notes ever show up

[thekingsvoice]

This post is historic

[fanboyingoverdemigods]

Amazing

[40yodater]

It’s required to reblog this.

[just-shower-thoughts]

In the USA, it’s 100x cheaper to take an Uber to the hospital instead of an ambulance.

[lachatteestvivante]

I don’t know if this is true or.. Like, having to pay for an ambulance that is taking you to the hospital? That doesn’t make any sense. What kind of distopian world is that?

[witwitch-deactivated20160508]

It costs thousands of dollars to ride in an ambulance

[ireallyluvdogs]

In America some people with chronic health conditions like epilepsy literally have to wear medical IDs that say “don’t call an ambulance/911”. Some well-meaning person calling an ambulance for you will turn into a thousand (or couple thousand) dollars that YOU are on the hook for, even though you didn’t make the call. So, PSA: if you see someone having a seizure, look for a medical ID! You should only call an ambulance if: the person is elderly, pregnant, or the seizure lasts more than 4 minutes. Otherwise, wait for the seizure to pass, then ask the person if they want an ambulance when they regain consciousness.

[numberoneblind]

wtf

[moonblossom]

Oh my god what. Here in Quebec, if you call an ambulance for something they deem non-emergency, you get a bill later for like $180. But if it’s anything like a loss of consciousness, chest pains, labour, whatever, or if you’re in a public place and a a well-meaning samaritan calls 911, it’s paid for by the government. Seriously, everything about healthcare in the US makes me want to cry.

[fatgirlopinions]

A couple times a good friend of mine who lived close by called me in the middle of the night for a ride to the hospital because she was super sick but couldn’t drive herself and couldn’t afford the charge for an ambulance. I really do think America wants the poor to die.

[igglooaustralia]

[digg]

this tip tho!!!!!!!!

[rikkipoynter]

I need to try this for trips I only bring a carry-on to.

[rattlecat]

I use to do this all the time in the military. Just forgot how to over time o.o

[dancing-coyote]

I wish I’d known about this when I was homeless.

I could’ve taught it to all the other ladies at the shelter and Darlene could’ve sucked a sour one because she never would have been able to bitch at us for “having too many clothes.”

[mxalmighty]

reblogging this to have it forever because holy god damn

[mpregalecki]

just used this to pack for my business trip and it’s the smartest thing i’ve ever done!! so helpful!!

[angels-are-watching]

Can we please talk about how our history teacher sent a barbie to the smithsonian as proof of the presence of man two million years ago

[bonequeer]

pleas,e for the love of God read the whole letter, there are tears streamign down my face rn

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Can we please talk about how your history teacher has done this sort of thing enough times that he has his own specimen shelf in the Smithsonian

[physticuffs]

“yours in science” tho

[sinesalvatorem]

“B. Clams don’t have teeth” is the part where I lost it.

[flyingpurplepizzaeater]

@zozi-writes

[crystalzelda]

my 20s aren’t my selfish years. my 20s are my hustle decade. Finish school get money pay back my loans establish myself work hard to create the foundation of a good life so that I can enjoy what’s coming next. Like yes I’d love to backpack across India or something but I’m broke! I have bills! I could quit my job take my meager savings and go on a 2 month trip and then what??? no job no home cause I got kicked out for not paying rent lmao

Enough. Maybe your 20s were the funtime years decades ago but not anymore. Don’t feel like you’re wasting your life bc you’re not hitchhiking in Europe or something. You’re doing fine. You’re doing what you can and that’s all that matters.

[thistleburr]

I found this while going through some old photos… Ditty used to love walking on top of the greenhouse when the ship was wrapped up in plastic for the winter.

[veganeyebrows]

First rule of vegan club: never talk about vegan club because a non vegan will over hear and make twelve bad jokes about spotting the vegan, inform your currently living body that you will die without animal protein, question you about the sentience of lettuce and place you on an imaginary island that apparently has no edible vegetation whatsoever despite the animals roaming around.

[thatlongdistanceshit]

I know many of us feel this on a spiritual level! I hope you all enjoyed it as much as I did. Huge shout out to Stylish Wanderers for letting me share. Viola did an amazing job at summing up what being in an LDR is really like. Best of luck to anyone in a long distance relationship. We got this! 💕

[sadgalari]

[sacheu-deactivated20200922]

me when I catch myself being negative

[park3rborn-deactivated20180305]

Person with the Love sign: [in a weirdly calm, gentle voice, chanting while dancing around] accept yourself! love yourself! accept yourself! [voice cracking a little] love yourself!

[i-am-the-warrior]

Is this in portland? Cuz I feel like this is portland....

[kellyjacobsbooks-deactivated201]

HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!! NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE… Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness. However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously. A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest. A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again. Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating. The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911. Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life! Be prepared and become part of the solution. Get your free next-of-kin notification card today. Click here: https://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/

[shadowkat104-deactivated-blog]

major signal boost

[imgonnariverdance]

Reblogging cause this could save someone’s life

[livinglavidam]

This could save many lives, reblog

[sfrishberg-deactivated20190623]

[aviculor]

important psa about buns

[maitaijulie]

We raised rabbits when I was a child and my sister gave a rabbit a bath (she was 5) and it died..so heed this instruction.

[amazingatheist]

I wasn’t going to reblog this, but then I realized I might save a rabbit.

[shelbytaylorexists]

This is important guys. If your rabbit gets into something gnarly and you HAVE to bathe them: 1. Fill a bowl with warm water. 2. Get a washcloth. Put it in the water. Squeeze it out until it is just damn.  3. Lightly scrub the dirty area on your bun. 4. That is it. DO NOT get your bun wet. Only slightly damp on the part that was dirty.  (source)

[ghostlygossamer]

VERY IMPORTANT! SAVE A BUNS LIFE!

[mypasteluniverse]

Do not bathe your bun!!!!

[risaellen]

Holy crow, I did not know this about bunnies. I hope sharing this will help folks. What the heck do these little fellas do when it rains????

[transwithaplan-deactivated20170]

Generally hide in their warrens

[qinni]

Reblogging because I had a friend who thought her rabbit was over-heated during the summer and gave it a bath… :(

[toethefinishline]

Week Long Vegan Meal Plan

Hey everyone! We have created a meal plan to go along with the recipe list posted here! 

Prep:

Make hummus in advance

Make any dinners/lunch recipes (excluding wraps/sandwiches in advance)

Slice and freeze bananas in advance

Remember to make overnight oats in advance*

D* = dessert

Day 1

B: Green Smoothie with avocado toast

L: Mashed Chickpea Sandwich

D: Stir fry with peanut sauce

S: Veggies with hummus

D*: Banana Ice Cream

Day 2:

B: Overnight oats or cereal with almond milk & banana

L: Leftover stir fry

D: Black Bean Lasagna

S: Trail Mix, Popcorn with Nutritional Yeast

D*: Parfait

Day 3:

B: Tofu Scramble

L: Vegetable wrap with hummus

D: Leftover lasagna or stir fry with spinach salad

S: Sliced apple with almond/peanut butter

D*: Toast with vegan butter or margarine (optional),  cinnamon, and chocolate chips

Day 4:

B: Toast with nut butter, sliced banana, and cinnamon

L: Banana and peanut butter sandwich

D: Summer Chickpea Salad

S: Fruit, veggies with hummus

D*: Banana ice cream

Day 5:

B: Oatmeal with cinnamon, maple syrup/sweetener, and sliced banana or other fruit

L: Leftover chickpea salad

D: Pizza

S: Trail mix

D*:Vegan parfait

Day 6:

B: Smoothie + toast with nut butter or avocado

L: Vegetable wrap with hummus

D: Leftover pizza

S: Banana with PB

D*: Frozen fruit or smoothie

Day 7:

B: Tofu Scramble

L: Sandwich with sunbutter/almond butter/peanut butter and jam

D: Pasta

S: Lara Bar and veggies with hummus

D*: Nice cream

** Exchange meals as needed when you are on the go. Feel free to add more if you are hungry/adjust portion sizes as needed!  This is a baseline but everyone’s caloric range varies so make sure you are eating enough for you ! You can begin to make your own meal plans using this base! Pick a recipe for every meal (include leftovers), pick some snacks, a dessert, etc! It helps to choose recipes with common ingredients every week so you have a lower grocery bill!

**If you have an allergy or don’t like something, just replace it with another meal! This is just an idea, not what you have to eat if you vegan. Don’t let a nut allergy or aversion to vegetables stop you :)

Additionally, add in pre/post workout snacks as you need!

Grocery List: (we tried to include everything!) 

Spinach (and other ingredients needed for smoothies)

Tofu

Ingredients for Hummus

Bread/wraps

Oats

Banana

Tomato Sauce

Frozen stir fry veggies

Frozen fruit or greens for smoothies (can be fresh too)

Nut or seed butter

Pasta noodles

Brown rice

Carrots or other veggies to snack on

Fruit (apples, berries, etc)

Coconut or soy yogurt

Black beans

Basic spices

Nutritional yeast

Plain popcorn

Trail mix (or make own)

Avocado

By makesmoothiesnotwar and toethefinishline!

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