Forget the friendzone, tell him he’s the son you’ve always wanted.
Jules of Nature
Cosmic Funnies
Sade Olutola
i don't do bad sauce passes

Origami Around
$LAYYYTER
Sweet Seals For You, Always

JBB: An Artblog!
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
noise dept.
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year

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YOU ARE THE REASON
AnasAbdin
Peter Solarz

Product Placement
trying on a metaphor
Show & Tell
hello vonnie

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@i-amradioactive
Forget the friendzone, tell him he’s the son you’ve always wanted.
straights girls: hahahha man candles, man soap, isn’t that stupid straight girls: look at these boyfriend jeans i just bought to go with my boyfriend shirt :)
straight girls: masculinity is sooooo fragile straight girls: whoa it’s actually homophobic to associate short hair and flannels with lesbians. for example, i have a pixie cut and i’m straight.
straight girls: at least we women don’t do the no homo straight girls: you know it’s called a girl crush bc it’s not a real crush because it’s on a girl
the dragging of hector
name aesthetics
mbf @slythrins
reblog this
send me your name!
Places where reality is a bit altered:
• any target • churches in texas • abandoned 7/11’s • your bedroom at 5 am • hospitals at midnight • warehouses that smell like dust • lighthouses with lights that don’t work anymore • empty parking lots • ponds and lakes in suburban neighborhoods • rooftops in the early morning • inside a dark cabinet
playgrounds at night
rest stops on highways
deep in the mountains
early in the morning wherever it’s just snowed
trails by the highway just out of earshot of traffic
schools during breaks
those little beaches right next to ferry docks
bowling alleys
unfamiliar mcdonalds on long roadtrips
your friends living room once everybody but you is asleep
laundromats at midnight
what the fuck
galeries in art museums that are empty except for you
the lighting section of home depot
stairwells
lupin: hahaha gonna show the kids a boggart this lesson
lupin: they're like 13 how bad can their worst fears be?
harry: *walks in*
lupin: shit. shit shit motherfucking shit
THIS IS THE BEST TRANSITION IN THE HISTORY OF TRANSITIONS
ryan reynolds on his daughter
maybe one day I’ll be cool enough to hang out with someone who uses a film camera and they’ll take a photo of me sitting in the passenger seat of their car and I’ll be laughing candidly enough for my eyes to be closed and they’ll let me use that photo as my profile picture on facebook
Sometimes I forget how young I am, I have time. There’s enough time.
I really needed to read this.
We were funnier in 2010 than we are now
I understand what this stick figure is feeling
this place is so wild everybody hates it & yet here we all are its like the hotel california of websites
Beyoncé leading a study group: ok ladies now lets get information