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@i-got-the-sass
Suddenly struck with a need to explain to you how boat pronouns work (I work in the marine industry).
When you're talking about the design of the boat, you say "it".
When the boat is still being built, your say "it".
When the boat is nearing completion, you can say "it" or "she".
When the boat is floating in the water you probably say "she", unless there is still a lot of work to be done (e.g. no engine yet) then you say "it".
When the boat is officially launched and operating, you say "she". If you continue to say "it" at this point you are not incorrect but suspiciously untraditional. You are not playing the game.
If you are referring to a boat you don't really know anything about you may say "it" ("there's a big boat, it's coming this way"). But if you know its name, it's probably "she" ("there's the Waverley, she's on her way to Greenock").
If you are talking about boats in general, you say "it" ("when a boat is hit by a wave it heels over")
If you speak about a boat in complimentary terms, it's "she" ("she's a grand boat"). If you are being disparaging it may be it, but not necessarily ("it's as ugly as sin", "she's a grotty old tub").
If she has a boy's name, she's still she. "Boy James", "King Edward", "Sir David Attenborough"? The pronoun is she.
If it's a dumb barge (no engine), you say it. But if it's a rowing boat (no engine), you say she.
I hope this has cleared things up so that you may not be in danger of misgendering floating objects.
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Being an Eridian scientist has to be so funny. You train your entire life as a biologist, becoming specialized in your field, probably giving lectures or educational speeches to other Eridians, and then the star savior Rocky comes home with his weird pet dog. Your job is now to cultivate food so the weird dog who is the age of average baby doesn’t die. The dog also saved the stars. Your job is making dog food out of the dog. You also learn that you and the dog have the same job. You are the happiest scientist on Erid.
The dog knows more about how the universe works than anybody else on your planet. The dog understands how relativity works and how the universe began. The dog has access to complex machines that can store and process massive amounts of information, launching your society into a new age of scientific and technological advancement.
You later find out that these machines were originally invented because the dog's species has a memory like a sieve and struggles with primary school level maths.
Hockey rpf but instead of shipping people it’s writing Connor bedard having a good day
joke i like to make when a baby is crying in public is “we’ve all been there.” We literally have
I think strange horrible things should stop befalling my friends
I think strange wonderful things should start befalling my friends
i still can’t believe tyler said “i like stallions more” on a yes or no question about horses
i can’t believe jason asked tyler what his favorite hand was and tyler looked so offended when jason said “straight?” and then answered with “three of a kind”
i can’t believe tyler, when asked about dallas, said, “everyone is good looking—the men and the women.” and in the same interview said he does yoga and pilates for flexibility reasons
i can’t believe tyler had to open his mouth that wide to take a small bite out of a butterfinger
can you believe tyler decided that the best place to nap in before a game was cuddling up in between his friend’s (jesse b) legs? because i can’t
ah yes, i can’t believe tyler never said “no” to a kiss pic with his friend (derrek) but instead turned into a giggly mess with a dark blush and eye crinkles to accompany his wide dimpled smile
because i honestly cannot believe tyler said in a radio interview after being asked about scrosby, “i don’t kiss and tell so i can’t talk about sid behind closed doors either” to which the radio host immediately answered with “i don’t know how kissing came in the conversation but we’ll leave it at that” and tyler followed that up with giggling……….. i’ll just try to process him going to a cowboys/patriots game and the first thing he had to say/tweet about the game was edelmen’s tight uniform pants
#THIS SOUNDS LIKE SOME WILD AU WHERE A HOCKEY PLAYER IS TRYING TO COME OUT AND EVERYONE THINKS HE’S JUST JOKING #AND INSIDE HE’S LIKE ’…PLS….JUST BELIEVE ME…I AM SO BI PLS IT’S NOT A JOKE’ #BUT ON THE OUTSIDE HE’S LIKE ’…HAHA…HA…YEAH THAT’S A JOKE LMAO UM’ (via @confusedhockey)
I get sick on an elevator. Project Hail Mary (2026) dir. Phil Lord, Chris Miller
most beautiful guy in the world. like five people are saying. pens @ isles | 2.3.26
Not platonic, not romantic, but a secret third thing (real fucking weird about each other).
i hate it when people ask me to "explain my thought process" like hell if i know
"what's going on in that head of yours?" nothing i want to be a part of
“ What’s on your mind?” That’s none of my business
Jamie Benn | DAL @ MIN 12/01/2019
Jamie, please. It’s too much (x)
The Good Place Chapter 38: Chidi Sees the Time-Knife
WICKED: FOR GOOD (2025) dir. JON M. CHU
at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you
at some point in your life you will be making a sauce or a stew in which you need to add cornstarch to thicken it. and you will prepare a slurry of starch in cold water and think "this looks like way too little starch to thicken this amount of liquid." this is the devil speaking. cornstarch instantly polymerizes at 95°C and if you add too much it will turn into an impossibly thick goop.
at some point in your life you will be making some sort of cream based dessert that requires gelatin to thicken it. and you will soak some gelatin sheets in water and think "this is too few gelatin sheets for this amount of cream." this is the devil speaking. it will thicken in the fridge and if you add too much you will end up with milk jelly
at some point in your life you will be baking cookies. you will take the sheet out after twelve minutes as the recipe instructs and the cookies will still be glistening and soft. "these don't seem cooked enough," you will think to yourself, "i should place them back into the oven until their edges are nice and golden." this is the devil talking. this is how you get dry, overdone cookies. the cookies will continue to bake on the warm sheet for several more minutes and then harden up after sitting on a rack for a while. trust the process. trust the process.
at some point in your life you will be adding a small pasta to a soup and you will think "that is not enough small pasta." this is the devil talking. the pasta will absorb the stock and expand. this is how you end up with a soup that is a solid mass of soggy ditalini.
At some point in your life you will be adding garlic to a dish and you will think "that is not enough garlic." These are angels speaking. They are correct. Add more garlic.