warning!! shitty writing ahead. im not much of a writer, sorry :/
> Examine blog.
Your name is CRITTER LASSNAME. You go by She/Her pronouns. You are of age to use the majority of SOCIAL MEDIA WEBSITES, but if someone caught you on a website like XCHEEKPOUCHBEAST, you would be done for. That being said, you do get RATHER FREAKY SOMETIMES, a point you sometimes make FAR TOO CLEAR, much to people's dismay and discomfort. You have quite a few INTERESTS. You enjoy CODING OF ALL DIFFERENT KINDS, and you can't be found without a LAPTOP BY YOUR SIDE. Your FRIENDS AND FAMILY like to call you an INDIVIDUAL WITH BETTER THAN AVERAGE MENTAL FACULTIES, but to be honest you think you're a PILE OF SHIT. Outside of the hours you spend doing what you call a HOBBY BUT IS FRANKLY JUST MORE WORK, you like reading WEBCOMICS FOR LITTLE CHILDREN WHO POOP HARD IN THEIR BABY ASS DIAPERS.
Your blog is i-hate-network-programming, and you like to blog GAY RAMBLINGS and COMPLAIN ABOUT THINGS THAT ARE DISMISSABLE AND UNIMPORTANT. You hate POLITICS AND DRAMA, and have sworn to NEVER PUT ANYTHING OF THE SORT ON PEOPLE'S FEEDS.
You have spent the last hour writing an intro post.
What will you do?
> Critter: Talk about Homestuck.
You have many FEELINGS ABOUT HOMESTUCK, but most of them AREN'T REALLY ALL THAT WORTH WRITING ABOUT. You started reading it about A MONTH BEFORE THE RE-RELEASE, which IRRITATES YOU TO NO END. You might as well give up your HOPES OF NOT BEING CALLED A NEWGEN, because it's NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN.
You FINISHED THE MAIN COMIC A MONTH AGO, but you have yet to read the EPILOGUES. You DON'T REALLY CARE though, as YOU LIKE READING FANFICS MORE ANYWAYS. You're still chipping away at PROBLEM SLEUTH. One of these days you'll finish it.
> Critter: Stop doing this shitty fanventure intro bit. Nobody will read it.
Fine. You need sleep anyways.
