Salmon Hater

this is a gimmick blog, I don't actually hate any fish. except salmon.

[ray-arting]

Salmon

[i-hate-salmon]

What a lovely craft! However your muse is subpar.

[ray-arting]

My beautiful son... :(

[i-hate-salmon]

I do not like your son

[ray-arting]

Salmon

[i-hate-salmon]

What a lovely craft! However your muse is subpar.

[wiki-image]

Sockeye salmon - Wikipedia

[i-hate-salmon]

That is far too many.

[zinyli]

Days 6 - 10 of fish february ( ´ ▽ ` )

[i-hate-salmon]

Four beautiful creatures!!! As well as that... thing......

[brokenfork]

Time to read about salmon and get really mad

[i-hate-salmon]

Me every single day.

[an0neemouse]

My fish is fishy! How very dare.

[i-hate-salmon]

I hate when this happens.

[finleykitten]

Pacific salmon - Au Pays du Cocaine by Geese

[i-hate-salmon]

A beautiful video of a truly repulsive subject

[satan-offical]

I'm so mad I think I'm going to help increase the trout population

[i-hate-salmon]

I have no strong feelings for or against this.

[noithbat]

FISH SLAPPER

[i-hate-salmon]

Finally, someone who gets it.

[trans-ralsei]

We need more queer spaces that are centered in water. Like wide expanses of water. With no way to escape. We need these #thirdspaces

[i-give-you-a-fish]

You get an Atlantic Bluefin Tuna

Thunnus thynnus

[i-hate-salmon]

At least it's not a salmon.

[noknowshame]

I know we’re all like lawless nonconformists but you really can’t be texting and driving. that’s one of the ones you’ve gotta listen to for real

[red-box-cult]

What should I put on my wall?

The humble wooden salmon:

[is-the-salmon-horny]

This salmon is ❓ Inconclusive!

Now, normally, with salmon, it's not that hard to tell. But with this one, there's a few factors that make it a bit more difficult:

It's definitely not a horny male salmon, as if it were, it would most likely have a pronounced kype and that big curved hump that male salmon develop in spawning season.

With the stylized design, it's hard to tell if it has any of the smaller more subtle clues, e.g., the mouth having formed that distinctive bitey shape that both male and female salmon get when horny

All else failing, colour is usually a good indicator -- but this one's not been coloured in yet!

Final score: excellent art, unclear horny status.

[i-hate-salmon]

I hate salmon.

[technology-2]

Nearly one million young salmon are being released this week into flooded rice fields near the Yolo Bypass. The project is a partnership wit

I didn't know California has rice fields.

[i-hate-salmon]

Not for long. They'll soon be overrun and destroyed by one million salmon.

[ketsunamae]

Trump voice: people these- these people are out here, they want to change their osmolarity they’re born in an environment with with one osmolarity and they say “oh no that’s not me” they say “i’m gonna be my own thing” and, and you just can’t do that folks you can’t do that These people these these uh fish they live their whole lives out their in the uh ocean and then they say “oh that’s not good enough” and try to come up river illegally, oh they want to lay eggs in our beautiful country so people uh folks we need to build a dam

[i-hate-salmon]

Finally, a politician who focuses on the important issues in this country.

[momopatchi]

This year's birthday animation

[i-hate-salmon]

Good. Annihilate him.

[i-give-you-a-fish]

if I wanted to make a minecraft custom armor based on fish, what colors and style should it have?

Only one acceptable answer

You get a Sockeye Salmon

Oncorhynchus nerka

[i-hate-salmon]

I hate this.

[corrodedparadox]

I love watching birds fly south for the winter

Prints

[i-hate-salmon]

Who the fuck taught them how to do that.