Salmon Hater

this is a gimmick blog, I don't actually hate any fish. except salmon.

[cicada-heart]

today’s your last chance to snag up to 30% off everything in my shop ✨

etsy // kofi

[i-hate-salmon]

Beautiful crafts! However, the fourth one is giving off a certain... unsavory energy.

[herpsandbirds]

[i-hate-salmon]

Yes! Get his ass.

[mizuthe-dog]

There’s a gimmick blog right behind me with a gun to my head

[typo-spotter]

This post does not contain typos!

Of course, it is still incorrect, so how about I fix the error!

"There's a gimmick blog right behind me…"

Should be:

"There are gimmick blogs right behind me…"

[mizuthe-dog]

[unyieldingsilence]

‎

[ominous-signs]

Calling all gimmick blogs

[trianglefactory]

whuhjh

[made-it-this-far-monday-revival]

Today isn't Monday tho...

[joy-and-whimsy-official]

Joy and whimsy… questionable? This post may or may not be joyful and whimsical.

[i-hate-salmon]

I don't care about this.

[appawling]

this is made with chalk pastels and marker. yay fishy :3

[i-hate-salmon]

A beautiful image, indeed! However, a most appalling subject.

[sockeyeinvideogames]

Wii Fishing Resort

[i-hate-salmon]

I hate this.

[ray-arting]

Salmon

[i-hate-salmon]

What a lovely craft! However your muse is subpar.

[ray-arting]

My beautiful son... :(

[i-hate-salmon]

I do not like your son

[ray-arting]

Salmon

[i-hate-salmon]

What a lovely craft! However your muse is subpar.

[wiki-image]

Sockeye salmon - Wikipedia

[i-hate-salmon]

That is far too many.

[zinyli]

Days 6 - 10 of fish february ( ´ ▽ ` )

[i-hate-salmon]

Four beautiful creatures!!! As well as that... thing......

[brokenfork]

Time to read about salmon and get really mad

[i-hate-salmon]

Me every single day.

[an0neemouse]

My fish is fishy! How very dare.

[i-hate-salmon]

I hate when this happens.

[finleykitten]

Pacific salmon - Au Pays du Cocaine by Geese

[i-hate-salmon]

A beautiful video of a truly repulsive subject

[satan-offical]

I'm so mad I think I'm going to help increase the trout population

[i-hate-salmon]

I have no strong feelings for or against this.

[noithbat]

FISH SLAPPER

[i-hate-salmon]

Finally, someone who gets it.

[trans-ralsei]

We need more queer spaces that are centered in water. Like wide expanses of water. With no way to escape. We need these #thirdspaces

[i-give-you-a-fish]

You get an Atlantic Bluefin Tuna

Thunnus thynnus

[i-hate-salmon]

At least it's not a salmon.

[noknowshame]

I know we’re all like lawless nonconformists but you really can’t be texting and driving. that’s one of the ones you’ve gotta listen to for real

[red-box-cult]

What should I put on my wall?

The humble wooden salmon:

[is-the-salmon-horny]

This salmon is ❓ Inconclusive!

Now, normally, with salmon, it's not that hard to tell. But with this one, there's a few factors that make it a bit more difficult:

It's definitely not a horny male salmon, as if it were, it would most likely have a pronounced kype and that big curved hump that male salmon develop in spawning season.

With the stylized design, it's hard to tell if it has any of the smaller more subtle clues, e.g., the mouth having formed that distinctive bitey shape that both male and female salmon get when horny

All else failing, colour is usually a good indicator -- but this one's not been coloured in yet!

Final score: excellent art, unclear horny status.

[i-hate-salmon]

I hate salmon.