i hate wheatley

what a disgusting ORB

[bazeeble]

can they do this?

[berklannd]

i feel like this image when im talking about portal sometimes

[sirfetchd]

theyre calling it chellcore. the hottest fashion trend of the future

[idiotusername]

I’ve had a terrible idea

[wizard0rb]

what did we do to deserve portal 2. that shit was so good and for what

[wizard0rb]

we got to have this! we got to have a valve game set in the half life universe, and its an enemies-to-lovers-to-enemies-again sci fi comedy story about a homicidal ai created to run tests forever and the test subject she catches feelings for!! how is this game real!!!

[wizard0rb]

happy birthday to the only video game ever

[wizard0rb]

people still clown in the notes of this post so reminder that glados was gonna take you on a date and accuse you of cheating. shes not chells mom

[ultimate-valve-character]

Round 4: Match 10

Who is the ultimate Valve character?

GLaDOS

Benedict Arnold

Voting ended onJul 29, 2023

[misato-gear-solid]

[fuchsiamae]

so you're new to portal (2007)/portal 2 (2011)

comics

required reading: lab rat and there are a couple of other, shorter official comics

turret lullaby

randolph the red-nosed turret (preserved on portalwiki)

videos

thinkwithportals.com has most of the ad shorts in one place, but not included there are

portal is free

aperture science romance safety compliance guide

perpetual testing initiative

audio

the portal 2 soundtrack is free online!

glados and cave johnson both have dota2 announcer packs

"don't say goodbye" is an unused glados song that ellen mclain WROTE

apocrypha

aperture desk job is free on steam

portal 2: the final hours is $2 and worth it

significant appearances in both poker night 2 and lego dimensions (including another glados song)

the portal ARG and potatofoolsday ARG

concept art!! (rip portal 2 art book, I will never be over you)

AND you can't forget the old aperturescience.com (archived by valve, thank god) you can look up commands to navigate it but I'd start by trying "help"

I KNOW this isn't everything, I haven't played the VR stuff and don't even know where to start with it, feel more than free to pile on

[fuchsiamae]

the cut lines! oh my god glados's cut lines! (check out the "evil again" section, you're welcome)

cave had cut lines too, many of which got recycled into lego dimensions, and the conversation with glados is a clear predecessor to his fate in desk job

and wheatley has some cut/alternate stuff, plus his tf2 cameo as the ap-sap

also @the-dangerous-mute-lunatic reminded me portal2sounds.com exists, every sound file from the game, searchable, super handy

[grindrbooks]

[doortongs]

happy birthday portal 2 i can't believe valve invented lesbian divorce 13 years ago

[doortongs]

14 years ago!!!!

[doortongs]

15 years of lesbian divorce!

[parasitoidism]

they should teach portal 2 in schools

[hard-times-paramore]

This thing looks like Human Wheatley

[thiccley]

[frantically, visibly distraught] I am above making the obvious joke about this having been Wheatley's idea. I am above making the obvious joke about this having been Wheatley's idea. I am above making the obvious joke about this having been Wheatley's idea. I am

[i-hate-wheatley]

I'm not

[archenemy-notfound]

[archenemy-notfound]

I made a part 2.

[blue-pikmin-gaming]

WHY is there a huge exspolion ebery time i cut an atom in half. is it me? am i th prabelm?

[knowyournewmeme]

You: *panicking, running for your life through my labyrinth space station*

Me, over intercoms: You have terf bangs

[charliekirkassassinationkink]

[ampersketch-art]

Your friends watching something for the first time and getting to that scene VS you, the knower.

[portalpilled]