i have many things to say about many things

call me zel | she/they | 20's | currently reading: A House With Good Bones by T. Kingfisher sideblog: @thenight-comesdown-likeheaven

[charlataninred]

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

[meraarts]

Might I add:

The defeat of the wizard who made people choose how they’d be to be executed

The woman who raised the changeling alongside her biological child

The human who died of radiation poisoning after repairing the spaceship

[eater-of-hopes-and-dreams]

The adventures of a space roomba

Cinderella finding Araura (and falling in love)

I don’t know a snappy description but the my nemesis cynthia story certainly lives in my head

[blitzlowin]

hilariously, these are almost all in my fic tag. so, a compiled list from the notes (and some extras):

The God of Arepo (graphic novel 1 / 2 / 3) (ebook)

The Monster of Sentan

The Witch’s Cat

Raise Both Children

Stabby the Roomba (honorable mention)

Cinderella Marries the Prince (comic)

My Arch Nemesis Cynthia

Pirates and Mermaid

Eindred and the Witch

The Demon King

The Cornerwitch

Grandmother Beetroot

Apocalypse Daycare Worker

Grandmother Accidentally Summons a Demon

New Year Saga

A Story About Changelings

Ranger in the King’s Forest

The Difference Between a Hare and a Rabbit

Goblin Men (Canines)

[charlataninred]

I am in love with you /p

[inkvoices]

Adding Faceblind Prince Charming and Cinderella

[inkvoices]

21. The human who died of radiation poisoning after repairing the spaceship

22. The defeat of the wizard who made people choose how they’d be to be executed

[lightningladybug]

adding the Doctors Without Borders one

[inkvoices]

I LOVE tumblr storytime, so here’s a bunch more your weekend reading. Enjoy!

24. The Queen with Three Cursed Children

25. Tiny Dragon with one coin hoard

26. Haunted house

27. Shark hero was about to go rogue

28. Grandma lives in the woods comic

29. A Different Aftermath comic

30. Battery (microstory but I love it so much)

31. It’s A Date comic

32. Supervillian kidnaps rival’s kid and they want to stay

33. Narrative Town

34. I have been hired to clean the wizard tower comic

35. Robot Apocalypse

36. The Statues That Do Not Weather

37. Kushiel

38. Tooth Fairy

39. Alien abduction

40. Felonious wish-granting

41. When humans met actual space orcs

42. Space cousins

[dannnnnnnnnnnnex]

WAIT REBLOG THIS VERSION INSTEAD

[i-have-passed-through-fire]

"it's just a stupid song from the end credits of a kids movie"

WRONG

learn me right by birdy and mumford & sons means the world to me and i've recently realized that it's a TKatM song

"though i may speak some tongue of old / or even spit out some holy word / i have no strength with which to speak / when you sit me down and see i'm weak //... // we will run and scream, you will dance with me, we'll fulfill our dreams, and we'll be free / we will be who we are, we will heal our scars, sadness will be far away"

TELL ME THAT'S NOT SYBIL TALKING TO THE OTHER DIVINERS! TELL ME I'M WRONG! GO AHEAD! DO IT! I DARE YOU!

[depsidase]

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

Poll idea:

Besides Tumblr, how many other socials do you have?

None. Only Tumblr

1-2

3-5

6+

Besides Tumblr, how many other socials do you have?

1-2

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None. Only Tumblr

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[minty-mori]

[fishmechs]

[batsandboba]

do not start gambling. go outside and locate a bug. now post it on inaturalist. bam. nature's gacha game

[b0nkcreat]

i think people get so used to their own creative work that they forget how amazing it is so i’m making this post as a reminder You are the only person capable of making art the exact way you make it. nobody else on earth can do that. there are always going to be those little habits and intricacies and details that simply cannot be replicated whether it’s in writing or painting or textiles and you make life all the better for it i love my friends’ art i love art from strangers im trying to love my own art I LOVE YOU!!! THE PERSON READING THIS!!!!!!! YOU ARE A PART OF THIS WORLD NEVER EVER STOP MAKING THINGS THAT CAN IMPACT IT

[thememedaddy]

[fozmeadows]

Source

[gothish]

At Peace

[apolladay]

You wash your hands after you poop… right?

Yes, always

Yes, sometimes

No <3

I don’t poop

I don’t have a hand or hands

My poops are bald and I’m filled with nuance

You wash your hands after you poop… right?

Yes, always

Yes, sometimes

No <3

I don’t poop

I don’t have a hand or hands

My poops are bald and I’m filled with nuance

Remaining time: 1 day 20 hours

[doodle-list]

Inflicting our heatwave onto the wizards (And the sunburn I got from the beach)

[amnhnyc]

Watch it buddy, my eyes are up here! And… down there? 👀Meet the bee fly (Geminaria canalis). This insect inhabits parts of the southwestern United States and Mexico, using its long proboscis to feed on nectar. Notice the “eyes” on its back? They aren’t eyes at all: They’re actually part of this critter’s scutellum—the shield-like structure between its wings. Scientists think the extra set of “eyes” are a defense mechanism, giving the bee fly the appearance of less desirable prey like jumping spiders.  

Photo: Saumitra Kelkar, CC BY-NC 4.0, iNaturalist 

[pixelartpeach]

The worst thing about getting hydrated is that as soon as you're at like. 90% hydration. Your body's like "have you considered Drinking A Beverage This Very Moment? No? Suffocate."

Meanwhile if you get actually dehydrated and only drink maybe one glass of something a day your body forgets to tell you anything outside of "tastes good!"

This feels like a design flaw and I am submitting a bug report.

[dogpuppy]

[apolladay]

If you have or used to have periods, how long do, or did, they generally last?

2 days or less

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8 days or more

too inconsistent/complicated to generalise at all

never menstruated/results

If you have or used to have periods, how long do, or did, they generally last?

2 days or less

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8 days or more

too inconsistent/complicated to generalise at all

never menstruated/results

Remaining time: 1 day 12 hours