Jumin's Route is Destroying Me

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[fair-dinkum-mechanic]

so i decided to go on facebook this morning and i can say that it was truly a wild ride. 

[liamsjoker]

Y'all are all cute. (Based on requests)

[team-blanche-blog]

Spread the love!

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a series of images in various light colors with bold text that reads:

“short non-binary people are cute”

“autistic non-binary people are cute”

“closeted non-binary people are cute”

“religious non-binary people are cute”

“fat non-binary people are cute”

“masculine non-binary people are cute”

“feminine non-binary people are cute”

“questioning non-binary people are cute”

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[babyanimalgifs]

Idk why I’m tearing up at this

[anotherconservator]

[theweirdwideweb]

[pointnclick]

[little-cyes-2]

Over the years we've had a variety of odd pairs

We have a frog and a pig

a rabbit and a promiscuously drawn woman

a donkey and a dragon

a shape shifting dog and a rainbow unicorn

these two

and a warthog with a meerkat who raise a lion cub

But no one will ever accept the Bee Movie

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Getting home late at night and realising you stripped the bed clothes earlier and didn’t replace them is actually heartbreaking.

[giflounge]

The military has now a secret weapon…

[sindri42]

It’s dangerous to go alone…

[calamari-chaos]

I let out an audible gasp

[krinkshaming-deactivated2017021]

[willcub-deactivated20180521]

I have a feeling this will become iconic in due time.  

[moonblossom]

I’ve watched this for like a dozen loops and I still crack up every time

[memehumor]

One truck, four spots

[keep-away-reality]

31st of December

[goulashnikov-concern]

[twinkfl0yd]

CHRISTMAS IS TOMORROW AND I’M NOT FEELING FESTIVE ENOUGH IT’S TIME FOR ME TO SHOVE 350,000 CANDY CANES UP MY ASSHOLE

[teenagerposts]

I'VE WAITED ALL YEAR TO POST THIS 🎄

[newestvegas]

there’s nothing wrong with overly self-indulgent shit like honestly

make that fuckin beauty and the beast au with your otp

draw your favorite character broken and bloody for no reason

make a self-insert that’s super important and powerful

write porn of that obscure ship centered entirely around your personal kinks

headcanon your faves as your sexuality, gender, etc

have fun man

i mean in the past i’ve made fun of all these things but i’ve grown up and chilled out and honestly? fiction is your platform to go nuts. have a great time. do what you want to

just respect other people’s boundaries and don’t go forcing your headcanons down other people’s throats, because they deserve to have a good time too

enjoy fiction however you want to and don’t let other people tell you how it’s supposed to be enjoyed

[lordtarantula]

THANK

[cymothoid]

[theartsyproject]

Alexandre Seon, The Despair of the Chimera, 1890.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

when I was a kid, “parkour” was called “free-running,” which is a WAY cooler name in my opinion but anyway.

my older brother and I went through a a huge free-running phase, watching youtube videos about how to climb brick/stone walls and jump off high places safely etc.

I was already part-squirrel so it just made sense.

Eventually, we moved on from it when I was like thirteen but when that chicken flew onto the CVS Pharmacy roof and the only way to get to it was to shimmy up a concrete pole, brace myself against a chain-link fence, and then hop onto a brick ledge,

I was just like

[anime protag voice] “all of my training………… …was for this chicken.” 

[theangriestlittleunicorn]

What even is your life?

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

my brother was going through a ninja phase unrelated to naruto, I was in my naruto phase, and I guess we both like the idea of being able to jump off of building unscathed. It honestly worked out.

[oleathe]

Are ladders illegal at the CVS Pharmacy?

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Are you accusing me of being a person who stops and considers a situation before acting