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“oughh there is something so deeply and intrinsically wrong with me…everything is meaningless and i have no worth in the world….the cycle is never ending.”
*rewatches rvb*
“actually it’s never too late to change, the trauma i’ve endured does not have to define me. these foundations are shaky but are foundations nonetheless. i will face the future head on, i just need to try. i will be okay.”
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Pain-sharing soulmate au with tuckington would be so funny because wash just keeps getting hit by cars and tucker has to deal with it
You ever think about how old people have no idea what “survivor bias” is, and take full credit for being excellent out of things where they lucked out?
“Back in my day we didn’t have any of these childhood protective things, we were smart enough not to do stupid shit on our own!” Except your little neighbour, who got the funniest idea at the age of seven, and got his skull pierced when he slipped?
“Back in my day nobody got divorced, we stuck together and fixed our problems!” What about your cousin, who was slowly killed by her husband because she had nowhere to escape him?
“Back in my day nobody had ‘mental problems’, we didn’t whine, we just toughed it out and endured life!” Hey remember that guy you used to work with, who seemed really friendly and normal, and then suddenly hanged himself ‘for no reason’?
“Back in my day we didn’t have any of this ‘gay’ or ‘transgender’ thing.” You did, but your family cut all ties with her before you were born.
You kinda start seeing it in everything they think, if you start looking for it.
“When we were kids nobody whined about car seats or bike helmets. We didn’t use them, and we all survived!”
Yeah, except for the ones who didn’t.
related: reminds me of all the bullshit about “how well can [safety measure] ACTUALLY work? injuries have shot up since [measure] was introduced!” bike helmets and seatbelts are often cited with this attitude.
yes. because people are now surviving. there were no injuries before because everyone was dead.
year of the horse you know what that means:
staying stuck in place is OUT
running free and doing whatever you want is IN
taking naps standing up is also IN
getting scared by plastic bags and kicking someone in the head? IN
do kids these days still even liek mudkips
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ptsd dreams got me so fucked up
nearly 30 years I've lived and I'll constantly be surprised by the moon when it's night. I just caught it really large and yellow through the trees and went "good god is that the moon"
Please take this away from me
i mean… he’s trying
Tshirt idea I had
I want and need to sleep but if I go to sleep ill have another nightmare
ptsd dreams got me so fucked up
everyone on here always worried about “oh im a different person around different people so what’s my actual identity?” bitch take a drink of water and listen to brennan lee mulligan saying “people are like gems, right? they have facets to them, and some of them only get exposed within certain relationships” and maybe you’ll calm down
Sometimes I think it’s less that Your Person is someone you can be totally yourself around and more that Your Person summons the version of yourself you most like being
Red Vs Blue is like what if the Ship of Theseus was some dude
next villian for rvb could be Simmon’s dad
think about it, Simmons vaguely mentions him time to time and hates his guts
for all we know he could be planning to be the universes overlord
and finally some Red Team Problems
#im sorry that this is how Grif meets his father in law honestly same
“And who are you?” “Your future son in law pops. Hope you like the circus”
im sobbing omg
Only tging that can make this better is if Sarge gives Simmons’ father a stern talking to about how great Simmons is (which Simmons is not around to hear) right before punching him in the face.
that was a fic i read that one
i just love the idea that simmons has known his dad is Literally An Evil Villain Planning World Conquest and has just been acting like its a shit dad thing this whole time like, ugh, yeah, my dads a jerk, you know how dads are, can never live up to their expectations, yknow how it is
like theres this huge ~I AM YOUR FATHER~esque reveal where everyones like GASP THATS YOUR DAD? and simmons is just like ugh yeah i know right
carolina in the corner: lmao preach
wash is objectively the most fun rvb character to endlessly torment not in like an angst hemhorrage fandom 8tracks with animal i have become on there twice kind of way but like. if there’s one character i want to see on a 12 hour call-hold-transfer cycle with his internet service provider it’s wash because he’s the optimal combination of normal and deranged and generally pathetic as a result to determinedly sit there for 12 whole hours with his payment information at the ready while getting increasingly vocally indignant about the inconveniece but without ever hanging up or trying to help expedite the process in any way. he’s smart enough to engage with the premise like a rational person would but just enough of an asshole idiot to go about it in the same stupid and terrible manner the reds n blues do and the veneer of Sad Little Man his demeanor smears over it makes it pack like eight times the comedic punch when terrible things befall him because of that. i want to make wash fend off wild dogs in the wilderness. i want to see him get stuck in a gorilla costume. and he has jury duty that day
