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33, M. He/him/they/whatever. Side blog. Not a bot. MDNI, not work friendly. Fuck Trump and his cronies. Thanks.

[probuccalfat]

i’d love the opportunity to fumble you catastrophically

[theartofbeingx]

computa make them think of me every time they cum

[illyadolatry]

just like. for the crowd.

here's the sexual content guidelines saying nudity is ok

here's the bit from the termination email telling you you can make a new account as long as it doesn't break the same rule

here's the guidelines for what counts as explicit (not mature, aka grounds for content deletion)

here's the section telling us that you will always be able to respond to content getting flagged as explicit (lie)

here's the section where it says you will be notified when your accunt gets terminated, and that the appeals are reviewed by humans (both lies)

and by the way, posting a single thing against ToS isn't supposed to be grounds for deletion,

[brvkndaisy]

*opens tumblr in public* whoopss titties

[steady-as-she-g0es]

*swipes up quickly* whoopss they fucking

[razzmothazz]

still caring about internet friends you lost touch with years ago is so embarrassing. yeah i had a deam we met up irl recently. the last time we spoke was maybe 7-8 years ago. i still wear the laces we randomly decided was a sign of our friendship. i dont know what any of your socials are or if youre even active on any. sometimes i see someones art resemble yours and i wonder for hours. do you still go by that name you chose? whenever i see it i wonder if its you. we couldve passed each other in this vastness a thousand times and not have a clue.

[razzmothazz]

we were lonely kids having fun together. do you remember?

[mist-the-kittycat]

Babygirl u don't even know how much more awkward I can make this interaction

[eptck]

you have to be kinder to people with memory issues.

you have to be kinder to people who are slow processors.

you have to be kinder to people who don't understand your jokes.

you have to be kinder to people who forget important dates.

you have to be kinder to people with cognitive decline.

you have to be kinder to people who were always this way, too.

you have to be kind. you have to be kind.

[sergal]

everyone shut da fuck up this is the only thing that matters

[sergal]

Oh My God Damn

[i-just-like-posts]

My buddy's cats are basically the ones in the first emoji. They've slept like this for years. They can't go to bed unless they're physically right next to each other and touching

[chichar0nes-deactivated20180805]

My followers: “You horny cuz you be posting all this porn ;)”

Me when I reblog porn:

[grincholass]

My kink is being thought of

[gaysie]

t shirt that says I MISS EVERYONE I WAS EVER FLEETINGLY CLOSE TO SO MUCH THAT IT KILLS

[scoes]

maintaining relationships with people is so difficult for no good reason. what are you supposed to do when you miss someone and want to talk to them more? Say you miss them and that you want to talk to them more? That's all bullshit

[abigail]

yes the rumours are true !!! i would like a kiss. perhaps two or three actually if that’s not asking too much

[raenaissancexx]

Honestly this is the best thing I've ever heard

[jusjuiceboxbox]

Welcome to being an adult! Featuring such injury causing events as

- sneezed wrong

- turned your neck a little too fast

- slept weird

- took the trash out to the curb and stepped at a slightly different angle than usual

- breathed

- failed to breathe properly

- breathed in the wrong stuff. Allergy time

- looked too hard at something too far away

- knees

[i-just-like-posts]

[stillnaomi]

using violence to liberate people from sweatshops, unsafe mines, and grinding poverty isn't the same as using violence to impose those things on people. the idea that violence is morally repugnant regardless of context is a belief that every oppressor throughout history would love for the oppressed to hold