Chip Enjoyer 9000

hah- 22 bodily

[i-just-want-chips]

THE VELVETEERS ── DEATH HEX

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0:45 ───>>─────────────────── 3:03

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Welcome to the ship. If you like your art loud, your mind dark, and a bunch of cat pics, you’re in the right place. You can get what you want, you can have what you want, but it don't mean nothing, baby.

They've been calling me Pasta. I'm 16, but I'm part of a system that is 22 years old. I'm Ragetti from POTC. Just call me pasta. At this point I barely recognize that name.

Note: I only speak French, this body's first language. This is being written for me by Mr. Gibbs who thinks I'm a goofy little thing.

Pasta (He/Him)

System Role: Middle; memory holder

Interests: The Velveteers on repeat, being generalized goofy or flirting with our spousal collective, and of course the Kraken.

Wants: A boat, to meet the baby we are working on with our spousal collective, genuinely he spent about an hour last night curled up to their stomach, and a Velveteer's tee shirt.

Turn the volume up. Stay a while. Let the hex take hold.

[dogpuppy]

[2-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104]

my wife can stab me a little bit i dont care

[i-just-want-chips]

I would definitely be okay with being stabbed a lil

[autistobrat]

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

[segamascott]

[alpaca-clouds]

This.

Like, I very much appreciate people trying to be mindful of their consumption and trying to be sustainable. But I need y'all to understand that it literally does not matter. The top 10% are doing more damage than all of us together could ever prevent.

you know, until we remember what to do with rich bastards.

@isuggestrevolution

[thememedaddy]

[kaijufluffs]

She's being so big and brave.

[kaijufluffs]

The long awaited sequel.

[depsidase]

[ghostlypersonknightplaid]

“Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate”

Going back to a quote from Captain Jack Sparrow: the movies were made for fun and comedy, but some of the quotes truly hit hard and deep. It is only when you reflect on his words that you realize Jack was far more serious than anyone gave him credit for.

We often take for granted things that are not materialistic. Sometimes we realize it too late, after we have already lost them.

So, let this be a reminder for anyone who needs it right now that "not all treasure is silver and gold."

[i-just-want-chips]

Don't tell Captain Barbossa, but Jack's the best Captain. He's just also a dipstick.

[titsay]

let's hunt with mama

[whosaidjames]

Looks like the kittens I have in my yard.

[thenextdraft]

how dare he

[xrd]

*does this to you*

[xrd]

Frankly beautiful way of phrasing it

[arottingcorpse]

“I have the one and only 24 karat gold Labubu”

well I’ve got a ✨jar of dirt✨

[beemovieerotica]

[ceruleanheaven]

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

[liberalsarecool]

Stay engaged.

[ampervadasz]

[tell-the-stars-hello]

this was cute until i realized the fish is probably trying to not get eaten

[killhitleragain]

A fish trying not to get eaten wouldn’t slow down when the “predator” slows down. It also wouldn’t constantly swim in a circle near the edge of the tank; It’d try hiding. Also a fish in a tank in a a public place that is constantly filled with people is not likely to see people as predators.

[darkwingsnark]

Animals, I think people tend to forget, also enjoy playing.

[bunjywunjy]

yeah that fish is absolutely playing with that kid, if it really wanted to escape it would just dive into the reef in the center of the tank!

(Moorish Idols are reef fish and naturally will seek shelter in the nearest nook or cranny if they get scared.)

many people don’t realize this, but fish aren’t stupid animals! most of them are on par with mammals like mice and squirrels in terms of intelligence, and they absolutely do play.