The times come to play, in my garden of Shadows

Love. We read about it to kids, about the perfect fairy tale romance. They grow up looking for someone who doesn't exist. They find out the world is nothing like that, yet, we read to them for hopes it will come true, hopes that some young man will grow up to be that prince and a young woman a princess. We give them hope so they don't give up and they push through the battles and hardships unknown to find the love they once heard of from the inside of a book. - Ashly Longwell

[cottoncandylesbo]

oh hello delightful forest boar. why are you charging at me so fast

[incorrectow]

D.va: Netflix and Chill!

Mei: YouTube and Snuggle!

Sombra: A random pirated website and taking over the government!

Ana: HULU AND FUCK

Everyone: …

[nootydooty]

[ironwoman359]

to be fair though it has to be accompanied by that exact image, otherwise the format could be read as extreme disbelief/loud exclamations

[fangirltothefullest]

Oh yes there’s no way to convey ~SaRcAsM~ through written text.

I dunno this ways always worked for me ^^^^^

[what-even-is-thiss]

Hmmmm. No. No sarcasm. Oh no. Never any sarcasm here. What. Whatever would we do if you could display sarcasm through text. Oh my. How could you suggest such a thing. Oh jeez.

[ironwoman359]

That settles it. The older generations are just weak.

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

Absolutely not one soul on this godforsaken planet:

KFC advertising executives:

[hussainthemvp]

Colonel Sanders: MILF hunter.

[madimoo31]

WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK

[crack--attack]

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[moderatelypanickedbiromantic]

I….. i have so many questions… like… what?? what did i just watch??? what the actual fuck is this???? i… ?????

[pista-chios03]

!!!?????????!!??????????,,,,????

[foolblue]

In laughing so fucking hard but fucking hell what the fuck kfc

[repetitive-tautology]

Idk KFC wild

[toomuchdickfort]

I refuse to turn on the sound because it already scares me

[i-cant-believe-its-v]

Therapist: “Colonel Stripper Sanders isn’t real and he can’t hurt you”

KFC:

[smooththegoofyshark]

I have multiple questions

[xthexgardenxofxedenx]

[vvitchella]

Despite evidence to the contrary, I am a TIDY goblin!! I like my trinkets clean and organized by categories of shininess on shelves!! I am also cozy!! I’ve made tea!!

[constellations-and-energy]

Virgos when they’re living their best life

[vvitchella]

I am the OP and a capricorn and due to the above statement this is now a Capricorns only post!!

Our post!!

Tidy goblin capricorns reblog this!!

Caps represent!!

[mynameiscommandershepard]

Fiona, asking the important questions, in Haunting Ground

[hexeandharmony]

🌟Simple Magick🌟

🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕

. Life is hectic and a full ritual or spell can be so draining and tiring to do all the time. So here are some simple ways to incorporate Magick into your everyday life😊

. Magick and cooking - using different herbs in cooking, finding out their associations and using them to set intention in your food.

*Always research herbs before using them as some are toxic and can not be ingested, please do your research always🌿💚*

. Magick baths - these are great to help you relax, cleanse yourself and again to set intention. Create your own magickal bath by using flowers, herbs, fruits, depending on what you are trying do. For example…

A bath for self love and harmony that I do is

. Rose petals

. Epsom Salts

. Rosehip oil

. Lavender sprigs

. Pink and white candles

. And Rose Quartz on the edge of the bath

. Set your intention for self love and care and relax for as long as you wish.

. Protection Magick - simple protection magick for yourself and the home can include carrying certain crystals that are associated with protection such as Black tourmaline, fluorite and jet or placing them in and around the home. I also like to sprinkle a little bit of salt in the corners of the home and by the doors and windows.

🌟Remember to always do research before using herbs and essential oils etc🌟

[journeymanfool]

My mom sent me a tiny man that I have to bury in the ground. Catholicism is wild

[infinitywithoutparallel]

Wtf does this mean

[journeymanfool]

I’m moving and selling my house and apparently there’s a patron saint of home selling and you literally bury this tiny man in front of your house to help sell it

[journeymanfool]

[trollkatt]

You need to bury him upside-down by or under the “for sale” sign and facing the house he is to help you sell. Since nobody likes to stand upside-down for very long, he will work faster for you, in order to to be dug up again as soon as possible (you will of course pray to him and tell him this). After the sale, you dig him up, put him in a nice place in your new home - right-side up! - and give him a small feast.

EDIT: The “tiny man” is the beloved husband of a certain Mary and foster father of a certain Jesus. His name is Saint Joseph, and he is patron of the Catholic Church, unborn children, fathers, immigrants, workers, employment, explorer, pilgrims, travellers, carpenters, realtors, against doubt and hesitation, and of a happy death.

In case somebody didn’t get that part.

[journeymanfool]

My mom sent me a tiny man that I have to bury in the ground. Catholicism is wild

[infinitywithoutparallel]

Wtf does this mean

[journeymanfool]

I’m moving and selling my house and apparently there’s a patron saint of home selling and you literally bury this tiny man in front of your house to help sell it

[journeymanfool]

[trollkatt]

You need to bury him upside-down by or under the “for sale” sign and facing the house he is to help you sell. Since nobody likes to stand upside-down for very long, he will work faster for you, in order to to be dug up again as soon as possible (you will of course pray to him and tell him this). After the sale, you dig him up, put him in a nice place in your new home - right-side up! - and give him a small feast.

EDIT: The “tiny man” is the beloved husband of a certain Mary and foster father of a certain Jesus. His name is Saint Joseph, and he is patron of the Catholic Church, unborn children, fathers, immigrants, workers, employment, explorer, pilgrims, travellers, carpenters, realtors, against doubt and hesitation, and of a happy death.

In case somebody didn’t get that part.

[byeyallimmovingblogs-deactivate]

oh?

Oh??

OH??

OH???

ROCKS ROCKS ROCKS RCOK COS ROCKS OTSOCK TOCKS

[softlonelyprince]

you’re so fucking lucky, i keep getting ads about dental implants

[maureen2musings]

Pathway - Ilidza

msphoto_mevludin.sejmenovic

[naytchgirl-deactivated20170709]

Someone please quickly explain baby clothing sizes to me

[debthaver-deactivated20170812]

baby clothes are smaller than most adult or even childrens clothes. i hope this helps

[stonecrop]

I’m both pro herbal medicine and pro vaccination because you can treat burns with aloe vera juice and sore throats with lavender infused honey but you can’t rid a country of polio with plants. 

[bob-belcher]

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

Happiness Will Come To You.

[12goblins]

when tho

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

[wizardshark]

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

[zigxortega]

[zac--efren]

I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

[scientiablr]

honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March

[kitty]

[witchquotes]

“We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, with nothing to show for our progress except a memory of the smell of smoke, and a presumption that once our eyes watered.”

— Tom Stoppard, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead (via books-n-quotes)