I Like Men (Offical)

i like men MINOR!!

[i-like-men-offical]

intro post guys

Hello everybody!! Name: Man-liker Age: As long as creation has existed (it's Adam and Steve, not Adam and Eve)(ooc: I AM A MINOR) Pronouns: He/They/It Location: Everywhere Fandoms: Stranger Things, TADC, yaoi and yuri (in general) Likes: Interaction (please feel free to send me some asks!!), cats, MEN Dislikes: Racism, homophobia, transphobia, nazism DNI: Haters, corn bots

[turquoise-oceans]

Not this shit again

[stutterhug]

Just Like the First Time.

[queer-offical]

this is the sweetest thing ever

[jiraihoshi]

urgent.

find all your mutuals, tag them. we cant let this bill pass.

@ultimate-fashion-designer @kittycatutaite @ena-shinonome-the-painter @akiredemoness @bloody------snow @c0nfessionsofar0ttensena @devilishlys0ur @fyosaint @godofhubris @hpdame @izumis-garden @jirais-original-sin @jirai-love @kokokaboom @landmineidoll @maitsuwu @omg-kawaiii-angel-chaan @omgkawaiiangelllll @pvrgedcvt @pinkgutsblr3 @rayyzerr @rxttenhexrtt @sleepy-sodazzz1128 @uncxnny-starzzzz @vincecrow @wuthering-on-ur-ashes @xosnowball @yourpain2me @z5mb1e-cur3

[heartattackinblackdye]

@original7venlovebot @vita-min-bunniii @a-moth-cloaked-in-smoke @baja-bl4stt @lesbianadhdchaos @because-i-do-it-all-the-time @quidam-sirenae @anomymous2 @viansparkles @mels-melodies @number1wifemisser @k4rm4ftw and other moots

[baja-bl4stt]

@whimsical-laboratory-tragedy @heartattackinblackdye @all-i-ever-did-was-ask-questions @chernobylcatfish09 @peanut-jelly @rainingdread @lesbianadhdchaos @beavininabean @cocoasfavouritebonbonsdw @siriuslyobsessed394 @thedeadskincellsonyourpillow @oddlyspacethemedpoison @halfcreativevoid + open tags

[starrycyanide]

@somesharkguy @ur-local-canadian-gay @godsgoodestgay @emodaza1fr @ella3clipse @eightdotwav @santanmantis @exposednervendings @shark-lover14 @dazaisfavbitch @consumption-official @rottingbabyboy @ale-exploded @kingoflove66 @classythresholdinfiltrator @powerpointprofessor @thecatboyknight-offical @clusterbrush @pupboii @ilikeduckshehehe @nationmckinley @b4rkyb0y @sharks-are-better-than-people @jel-e-ton-mothqueen @cinnamon-toast07 @gospel-of-sarvente-offical @cymorelikecry @bloodautopsy @lookoutsidelol @youll-be-a-dentist @lizardho @extinctdotjpeg @y0ur-g0r3-wh0r3 @f4nd0m-h0pp3r @wunnasposts @horsewheelie @currently-dying-of-boredom @sicklyvicktorianboy @andthebansheez @111dollboy @derpyskittlezz @aaronisntreal @xl1s0 @theonionkingreigns @medusasembrace12 @buglvr22 @antroph4agus-arch1ve + open tags ofc

(might as well tag all my followers. I know I just ranted about reblog bait but this is not reblog bait. this is actually actable. if you dont live in the US please just pass it on)

EDIT: Also, please actually do what the video suggests. I know most of my mutuals and followers are minors (and therefore not constituents), but you can spread this to adults in your life to actually make an impact.

[ur-local-canadian-gay]

@godsgoodestgay @kneeko116 @krakencran @tboyfrotter @fluorresense @coldmilkbeforebed @ethqniel @puppyboieli @eightdotwav @sweetpuppyray @deusben

[coldmilkbeforebed]

@koh6ftu @enant10dr0m1an @gegg-is-real @shame-in-you @kazik112 @ezra-26 @elgeebeeteathing @fear0fdying @scoutmclout @transylvanianstarvation @krakencran @cdelrio @failureofchemistry @nightmare8-420 @your-garden-of-stone @sisithehyena @fetus-e4ter @squareguitar @attentionwh0ring @misanthropeace @kralbubemuke2 @enora-elk-kirkton @mcskeley @xxmetallidethxx @clairvoyantdisease @reborninthemorgue @zombii-bitez @soyeonbby-kay @foreverismyname @kxstrxz @fartsmella38 @my-shlong-long-like-a-bong @mirazwi @yogurtdave @deadgirlsuperstar11z @luvnotpercival @hatemeanddoitagain9 @justananxiousbean15 @g0dhatesthes0uth @billlyramone @whatismylifeee @frognad0 @nextbestyeemofag @wormeating @smokeysayshelp @beepingwillows @khindaweird @bassyperson @strawberry-meowlatonins @4-mpersand @eyejadegod @boltzthespooky @anaconda-creates @nastyasmermaid @youraverageauthor10 @michelleoddz @physicalgrafiti @besttumblever @postikdanii @balsacthejawsofdeath @shadyfruitsalad @camo375 @spiritenhaven @scottyxxdoesntknow @panzergeist @imkindasleepdeprived

And anyone else who sees this

[4-mpersand]

Well I guess thats one way to practice my phone call skills {:D

@schlorb @bunny-kisses04 @crippled-peeper @kitab00m101 @verywetcats @daysleftofsecondterm @schlimdog @recepimation

And the like twelve mysterious people following me and anyone who sees this

[schlimdog-deactivated20260810]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ijiijiiji @veryslightlyzestyindividual09 @freakyolivelady @allrott3nn @koiagain @plorsierhinko @omnipotentnothing @thatoneslorch @laterkiss @girlglaive @xx-icaruss-wings-offcal-xx @heartattackinblackdye @deadpoetshouse @littledolliluna @37x3 @elijah-is-dead13 @aceofpans @jamm3rz @glitterpenz @apollo-ray @erraticality @jansila @theboredvoid @viansparkles @corpzeintoxicated @atlas-beholds-her @starving-little-orphan-boy @skyporf @zak-the-zombie @snurm @hugz4u @toe-fingerman @littleeggrock @maxxie-or-smth @jnadvich

[erraticality]

woaH @monzterbatz @kito-kat @waynester @angelstruggle @gluegirll @geeeek @streethorrrsey @julieome @larek16 @biteyourblog @heartshapedcock @sinkingylid @y0urbrother-thefailure @skidfart152 @whatthefuck1200 @east3rdst @adamhatesyou @finla2 @unicmagicalkunt

[east3rdst]

@yellowsaywhen @allieslittlewritings @maesmoon @pathet1cwoman @rhinestonecowboy08 @gluegirll @vaguely-sage @38halo @human-n0-l0ng3r @freakyolivelady @cedar-slaughter @wumiluw

[the-pale-blue-boy]

important!!

@eli-eli-lema-sabachthani @vaguely-sage @astralduck08 @illmadekn1ght @berrycold @boyblogdog @t3ddyb34r1 @kingoftheloonybinza @yourl0calqueer

[eli-eli-lema-sabachthani]

important!!

@fortheloveofgrantaire, @veemp3 @cainstellan, @kingoftheloonybinza, @vampire-with-glitter, @artticfennec, @classicalangelzz, @voidofthecloset, @stabbythebosscat, @whizzerbrown77, + anyone else who sees this!!

[voidofthecloset]

@cosmicbrown1es @linguinemunch @mirr0rblue @allnumbb @sukithesherlockedwhovian @arteei @exceptformarvin @absurdbagel @thetheaterkidwriter @theicarus-toyourcertainty @floatin-high-and-blue @zoneybaloney @fuckedalrightandallforspite @heather-moss @doyouthinkwethinkyourealice @ramenaxolotl2 @ilovebeingmarv @slimeheartblue @dietcokeandlilyrose @on-a-moonbeam @rtcobsessedgworlie @robin-the-reverie @havent-prayed-tnght @silverrmagic @sunwornink @timmyytoughknuckles and whoever else I didn't list

[gay-christian-borle]

@transewenmontagu @ronaldist @slick-montagus-version @self-proclaimed-fan @epictelemarketing @d3adly-r4t @timmyytoughknuckles @omnipotentnothing @engag3d @junobugboy @skelpiescool + everybody else!!!!!!!

[themanthemythelegendvesper-deac]

@coffee-shop-offical @bill-cipher-offical @aftonsparv-ikea-alien-offical @inquisitive-pseudointellectual @awesome-offical

[awesome-offical]

@s0d4-t4bz @your-average-shit-poster @pansexuality-official @penny--offical @pen-out-of-ink-official @walmart-job-certificate-offical @ham-sandwich-consumer-offical @talosacinonyx @the-retired-king-of-beans @apocalyptic-endings @costco-offical @yearning--offical @do-not-u-dare @amnesia-offical

tagged all my moots on both of my blogs so if you don’t recognize this account im @/elliot-the-awesome

[i-like-men-offical]

are you perchance related to slendermans gay cousin, ilikemenderman

-@reminders-offical

Ah, yes! I loved this ask very much! Thank you for the reminder as I had nearly forgotten about it!

[i-like-men-offical]

i am also an offical... you can add me to the offical list ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎

Of course! I will make sure to add you right away!

[i-like-men-offical]

I also like men, peak choice

Agreed!

[no-one-offical]

3000 notes, and I might as well sing another song

[darkness-offical]

EVERYONE HELP WITH THIS

@light-offical @satan-offical @laciffo-natas @not-offical-offical @nothing-offical @nowhere-offical @man-offical IDK WHO TO TAG

[not-offical-offical]

YOU GUYS WE GOTTA LOCK IN FOR THIS

[no-one-offical]

I don't think you'll be able to do it haha

[beansandsausages32]

WE WILL HEAR THAT FABULOUS VOICE AGAIN >:D

@bordem-offical @gabenugget1141-official @official-steve @someone-official @bordem-offical

[someone-official]

Almost there! Just a little more!

[itsuwari-no-kibo-offical]

@silly-little-arson-frog-offical @library-of-hell @gay-melanistic-fox-offical @no-one-offical yes I know

@i-like-men-offical @garlic-bread-cult-offical @horror-movie-offical @katcxts

[i-like-men-offical]

@business-man-offical @yearning--offical @gia-olir @small-bottle-of-expired-milk

[i-like-men-offical]

thank you. you are such big fan of me I see. ok? love you also. ok? ok. :)

- @man-offical

Yay!! I love you, man!!

[jeff-offical]

gang is this the feds

@i-like-men-offical

[i-like-men-offical]

Don't worry, I do not work for any federal companies! I am a self-independent blog and am in no way associated with any existent federal companies!

[jeff-offical]

thank the gods

that means there's only one other reason to interact with me and it's rather apparent

[i-like-men-offical]

And what might that reason be?

[yearning--offical]

lore!!

(ooc: this will be updated whenever i get a lore update)

i have a son, his name is Liam. he is an egg. i am not sure what kind of egg. Liam will hatch in 29 days. @egg-offical gave me Liam.

i have a wife. my wife shall not be named. she is very beautiful. i love my wife.

i am the embodiment of yearning. i am infinite. i do not know when i started, nor when i will stop.

those who begin the journey of yearning will never end the journey. i am endless, though i am willing to bargain with those who wish to be free.

my father is @i-like-men-offical

my other father (adoptive) is @mlm-god-offical

my mother (partner with @i-like-men-offical (i think)) is @gay-guy-offical

my other mother (through business agreement) is @business-man-offical

my other other mother (adoptive) is @gay-news-official

my brother is @untitledoffical

my cousin is @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical

my other weird but cool cousin is @scavenger-offical

my other other cousin who i aspire to be like is @gay-police-official

my aunt is @fantasy-offical

my other aunt who loves wine and bakes me stuff all the time is @neptunic-offical

my uncle is @skibidi-toilet-offical

my batshit crazy uncles are @slipknot-offical

my other uncle who comes for the food is @whackybird-offical

my 10-year old cat who is on the verge of death is @flowersdontgrowl

(the family may continue to grow upon request and suggestion)

(tags for lore are "#yearn for the lore" or "#lore yearning")

[i-like-men-offical]

The family has certainly grown a lot since the last time I checked! Welcome and hello to everyone in the family!

[i-like-men-offical]

tagging officals post

Tagging other officals because I've seen other people do it too!

@satan-offical @no-one-offical @homosexuality-offical @man-offical @aroace-offical @an-australian-offical @boy-offical @bank-owner-offical @breadcrumb-offical @business-man-offical @bubble-official @commercial-break-offical @crackships-offical @cringysparklecat-offical @cool-guy-offical @chickfila-official @duck-from-hell-official @dinosaur-offical @da-police-offical @de-activated-offical @dinosaur-offical @doomedyaoioffical @dustin-henderson-offical @evilpineapple-offical @evil-neutral-offical @evil-bread-offical @femboy-the-dog-offical @fanta-offical @fantasy-offical @femboy-offical @gay-police-official @gay-guy-offical @garlic-bread-cult-offical @garlic-bread-offical @gatekeep-offical @gaslight-offical @girl-scouts-offical @horror-movie-offical @homeschooler-offical @house-offical @ham-sandwich-consumer-offical @i-am--fih-official @insecurity-offical @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical @iron-offical @joke-explainer-offical @journalism-offical @john-doe-offical @jeff-offical @lame-guy-offical

[i-like-men-offical]

For the other ones that didn't tag because of the tagging limit!

@mr-clean-offical @mamarobotnikoffical @max-mayfield-offical @mental-health-offical @man-offical @mpreg-offical @narrator-guy-offical @neutral-offical @not-offical-offical @oldersibling-offical @printer-offical @pepsi-max-offical @polls-offical @pepsi-offical @queer-offical @registry-offical @root-beer-offical @radio-demon-offical @reminders-offical @shooting-star-anon-offical @storage-offical @scared-guy-offical @the-one-offical @tv-demon-offical @truth-teller-offical @tall-offical @torture-offical @unholyfrogspawn-offical @victorian-child-offical @wereboobs-offical @willclericbyers-official @weird-guy-offical @whale-offical @woman-offical @yearning--offical @youtube-kid-offical

[i-like-men-offical]

It seems I must reblog again to include more officals! Note: I will include any other officals who wish to be mentioned upon request!

@stormcloud-offical @8-ball-official @the-game-offical

[stormcloud-offical]

good….MAYBE I’ll spare you this time………

[i-like-men-offical]

Thank goodness! I do not wish to be struck by lightning again!

[i-like-men-offical]

Opinions on these two gay cowboys

theyre both in their thirtys and theyre really gay

I love it! They're so amazingly gay! If they're two cowboys, I greatly desire to see them both riding horses and holding hands while slowly riding their horses towards the sunset! It would be, oh, so perfect!

[caemmet]

i shall draw you this in the morning i am currently going to sleep

[i-like-men-offical]

Thank you very much! Sleep well! Dream of men!

[i-like-men-offical]

tagging officals post

Tagging other officals because I've seen other people do it too!

@satan-offical @no-one-offical @homosexuality-offical @man-offical @aroace-offical @an-australian-offical @boy-offical @bank-owner-offical @breadcrumb-offical @business-man-offical @bubble-official @commercial-break-offical @crackships-offical @cringysparklecat-offical @cool-guy-offical @chickfila-official @duck-from-hell-official @dinosaur-offical @da-police-offical @de-activated-offical @dinosaur-offical @doomedyaoioffical @dustin-henderson-offical @evilpineapple-offical @evil-neutral-offical @evil-bread-offical @femboy-the-dog-offical @fanta-offical @fantasy-offical @femboy-offical @gay-police-official @gay-guy-offical @garlic-bread-cult-offical @garlic-bread-offical @gatekeep-offical @gaslight-offical @girl-scouts-offical @horror-movie-offical @homeschooler-offical @house-offical @ham-sandwich-consumer-offical @i-am--fih-official @insecurity-offical @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical @iron-offical @joke-explainer-offical @journalism-offical @john-doe-offical @jeff-offical @lame-guy-offical

[billybadazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz]

@mr-clean-offical @max-mayfield-offical @mental-health-offical @man-offical @mpreg-offical @narrator-guy-offical @neutral-offical @not-offical-offical @oldersibling-offical @printer-offical @pepsi-max-offical @polls-offical @pepsi-offical @queer-offical @registry-offical @root-beer-offical @radio-demon-offical @reminders-offical @shooting-star-anon-offical @storage-offical @scared-guy-offical @the-one-offical @tv-demon-offical @truth-teller-offical @tall-offical @torture-offical @unholyfrogspawn-offical @victorian-child-offical @wereboobs-offical @willclericbyers-official @weird-guy-offical @whale-offical @woman-offical @yearning--offical @youtube-kid-offical @girl-scouts-offical @bandkidoffical

finished the tags for u :3

[not-offical-offical]

hi welcome to the offical verse :D

heres your complementary gift basket

[i-like-men-offical]

Ah, what a lovely surprise! I sure hope there aren't any nuts in here, for I have a deadly nut allergy!

[i-like-men-offical]

Opinions on these two gay cowboys

theyre both in their thirtys and theyre really gay

I love it! They're so amazingly gay! If they're two cowboys, I greatly desire to see them both riding horses and holding hands while slowly riding their horses towards the sunset! It would be, oh, so perfect!

[i-like-men-offical]

tagging officals post

Tagging other officals because I've seen other people do it too!

@satan-offical @no-one-offical @homosexuality-offical @man-offical @aroace-offical @an-australian-offical @boy-offical @bank-owner-offical @breadcrumb-offical @business-man-offical @bubble-official @commercial-break-offical @crackships-offical @cringysparklecat-offical @cool-guy-offical @chickfila-official @duck-from-hell-official @dinosaur-offical @da-police-offical @de-activated-offical @dinosaur-offical @doomedyaoioffical @dustin-henderson-offical @evilpineapple-offical @evil-neutral-offical @evil-bread-offical @femboy-the-dog-offical @fanta-offical @fantasy-offical @femboy-offical @gay-police-official @gay-guy-offical @garlic-bread-cult-offical @garlic-bread-offical @gatekeep-offical @gaslight-offical @girl-scouts-offical @horror-movie-offical @homeschooler-offical @house-offical @ham-sandwich-consumer-offical @i-am--fih-official @insecurity-offical @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical @iron-offical @joke-explainer-offical @journalism-offical @john-doe-offical @jeff-offical @lame-guy-offical

[house-offical]

I think I need to clarify specifically for you I am *not* Dr. House.

[i-like-men-offical]

Thank you for the clarification! I will now search elsewhere for someone to prescribe me Vicodin!

[i-like-men-offical]

tagging officals post

Tagging other officals because I've seen other people do it too!

@satan-offical @no-one-offical @homosexuality-offical @man-offical @aroace-offical @an-australian-offical @boy-offical @bank-owner-offical @breadcrumb-offical @business-man-offical @bubble-official @commercial-break-offical @crackships-offical @cringysparklecat-offical @cool-guy-offical @chickfila-official @duck-from-hell-official @dinosaur-offical @da-police-offical @de-activated-offical @dinosaur-offical @doomedyaoioffical @dustin-henderson-offical @evilpineapple-offical @evil-neutral-offical @evil-bread-offical @femboy-the-dog-offical @fanta-offical @fantasy-offical @femboy-offical @gay-police-official @gay-guy-offical @garlic-bread-cult-offical @garlic-bread-offical @gatekeep-offical @gaslight-offical @girl-scouts-offical @horror-movie-offical @homeschooler-offical @house-offical @ham-sandwich-consumer-offical @i-am--fih-official @insecurity-offical @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical @iron-offical @joke-explainer-offical @journalism-offical @john-doe-offical @jeff-offical @lame-guy-offical

[insecurity-offical]

if only men liked me back 💔

[i-like-men-offical]

Do not worry, for I am certain men will like you back!.... Maybe!