★All I want is a place to call my own★

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[shysmitchell]

[weloveshortvideos]

Her little sister is trying to pronounce the word “who”

[colachampagnedad]

LMFAO

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[setheverman]

no, what the hell jennifer??? i’m not okay?!

[twitblr]

“You got cheesestick money??”

[xbox420-deactivated20141118]

jerry accidentally walked into someone elses interview so he backtracked and pulled out his phone and just scrolled through it in the middle of the red carpet

[topmp4]

does art imitate life? or does life imitate art?

[mangopapi-deactivated20210928]

Shawty is disabled but she still getting her twerk on !

[donkeydickjess]

Her health insurance somewhere like

Originally posted by black-ishabc

[elegantpaws]

LOL

[thefandomdropout]

X______X

[margueriteaimee-deactivated2019]

Red delicious apples being named ‘delicious’ is one of the biggest deceptions of the human race.

[sapphicphoenix]

Omg I hit the reblog button so fast

[outrunmyself]

i feel this on a spiritual level.

[generalwow]

They were, at one time, delicious, but some fuck-up, let’s call him George, came along.

George decided the red delicious apples weren’t “red” enough, so he started to breed them so they became more red; however, as he did that, the delicious flavor was also bred out, but everyone thought they were better because they had a more consistent color.

They used to be delicious but not red, and now they are red but not delicious.

[margueriteaimee-deactivated2019]

🤔🤔 I had a feeling they used to taste a lot better than they do now. Stupid humans screwing with everything

[ibilateral-deactivated20210928]

Why is my name always used for bad shit :(

But seriously, just eat Red Gala apples

[cloudfreed]

or Pink Ladies

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Ew. Eat honeycrisps. Love yourselves.

[damnitrj]

Fuck that Granny Smiths are where it’s at.

[bitter-bender]

Granny Smiths are a crock of shit

[lady-writes]

YOU COME IN TO MY HOUSE AND YOU INSULT PIEMAKING APPLES. WITHOUT GRANNY SMITH YOU WOULD HAVE NOTHING HOW DARE

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fuji apples tho

[i-aint-even-bovvered]

Granny Smiths are good for pies and nothing else. I like the classic macintosh to eat, but if I can get winecrisp I am golden (delicious)

[hashtagloveloses]

PINK LADY OWNS MY ASS

[live-and-let-bi]

You haven’t had apples till you’ve had ambrosia apples

[cryptiddies]

All of y'all can eat my ass. Granny Smiths are the best and have the perfect amount of tang. Macintosh aren’t as good a substitute.

[notcaycepollard]

BRAEBURN OR NOTHING

[sixth-light]

Royal Gala or go home

[asten]

HONESTLY IF YOURE HATIN ON GRANNY SMITHS YOU CAN UNFOLLOW ME RIGHT NOW IMMEDIATELY

[sabertoothwalrus]

One time I ate a Pink Lady at peak apple season and I almost cried

[libragrey]

Things are heating up in the apple Fandom.

[thegirlwhocrieswolf]

#teamroyalgala

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[jusky]

We will rock you!

This made me hear something with my eyes instead of my ears.

[taliabobalia]

that’s the power of queen, my friend.

[sixpenceee]

A footage of penguins “mourning” over their child. Hunched over the perfectly preserved chick, the mother pokes gently at it with her beak to check for signs of life. Instinctively, she nudges it towards her pouch because it’s all she has to offer, but it’s far too late.

In perhaps the most heartbreaking moment of the footage, a female companion trundles over and rests her head on the shoulder of the crumpled mother. It’s not right to anthropomorphise and project emotions onto these animals that we don’t know are even there, but it’s pretty surreal how the scene could just as easily be two humans mourning a child. (Source)

[glorianas]

i can’t believe only 3% of people voted first dude this country is truly in shambles

[prettygoldeneyes-deactivated201]

“Not a lot of girls can read”

[cityelf]

“I’m gonna go ahead and strike up a text based conversation with this girl. Gosh darn do I hope THIS one can actually READ IT”

[prettygoldeneyes-deactivated201]

LITERALLY

I think the best part is him confirming that he too, can read

[cityelf]

And aren’t we all thrilled about THAT

[ahnsael]

[cinemove]

[iraffiruse]

[medic-ludilo]

carnalincarnate

[paramedicdownsouth]

You can’t not reblog this

[thatsthat24]

There should be a limit to how many times your mind can be blown in one post.

[idealcorpus]

[cams-archive]

I’m so….FUCKIN hype for autumn……I’m so fcuking ready…..I can already smell the dead leaves and feel the cold wind and see the pumpkins on my windowsill like…….the little ones the mini ones y'all know what I’m talking about…I can’t wait to walk outside and not immediately drown in my own underboob sweat….I can already smell the hot chocolate

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