If You Dont Like Me, Get Over It

Bi/tired/Taken/done with shit🖕🏻

[bossyasfvck]

I’m a piece of shit but it’s fine

[ofkindnessandchaos-deactivated2]

[neverthere12345]

[thepunchdrunkpoet-deactivated20]

When i was a kid, a creep tried to lure me away with him in Walmart. I said I’d have to ask my mom (who was on the other side of the store), then went to the nearest lady. An elderly black woman. I hugged her and said VERY loudly: “Mommy! This man says he knows you from church and that he has puppies outside! Can i go?” She said “no baby, you stay with me” And i just nodded and walked away with her as every able bodied person nearby converged to kick the creep’s ass.

[thepunchdrunkpoet-deactivated20]

I helped an elderly black lady put a big thing of water in her buggy and she said thank you, baby and hugged me and I nearly cried

[princesscinderhella]

in this house we protect elderly black women at all costs

[vstheworld]

protect them

[catchymemes]

“My mom painted this and said no one would like it. It’s her 2nd painting.”

“I painted somebody’s mom”

“Took a while and not perfect, but i painted the guy who painted the other guy’s mom”

“I painted the girl who painted the guy who painted the other guy’s mom who painted an egret”

“I painted the guy who painted the girl who painted the guy who painted the mom who painted a bird”

“When it sinks in that I stayed up most of the night to paint a meme for internet points…”

[yetimati]

…And nobody thought to post other “branchs” of this chain? Yes, it’s ‘branchS’, plural, because apparently we also have these:

Bit wonky, but I painted the woman who painted the guy who painted the lady who painted the swan.

Bit shitty, but I painted the woman who painted the woman who painted the guy who painted the lady who painted the swan

I painted u/Shitty_WaterColour who painted the woman who painted the woman who painted the guy who painted the lady who painted the swan

I painted u/color_on_a_page who painted u/Shitty_WaterColour who painted the woman who painted the woman who painted the guy who painted someone’s mom who painted a swan

Oh well, here’s yet another layer

Another branch, starting from the girl with the white background:

Took an hour or so but I painted the girl who painted the guy who painted the other guys mom

I didn’t like how reddit treated the iPad guy so I painted the guy that painted the girl that who painted the guy who painted the other guys mom on my iPad.

Continue from OP’s branch:

I haven’t painted in two years and I’m glad for the inspiration!!

A painting of the guy who hasn’t painted in years painting the guy who painted the girl who painted the guy who painted the girl who painted the other girl who painted the guy who painted the other guys mom

Same ‘level’ as the one above:

Usually lurking but not today…plaid was a great challenge!

Continue! With a cat!

We painted the guy that painted the other guy who hadn’t painted in 2 years who painted the other guy who painted the girl that painted the guy who painted the girl that painted the guy that painted some guy’s mother who painted a swan whilst making them all an NPC in the process

Honorary mentioned:

Cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep!!!

And finally, The Great Family Tree (some branch is not in the picture, pls click the link below for the full list:

This seems necessary…

https://nubleh.github.io/i_painted/

[blissfullychelle]

Omfg, THIS is why I love the internet.

[ithinkthereforeiamaswell]

And they say the internet causes isolation and loneliness 🤩

[notjustamumj]

<3

[b00bconnoisseur]

THIS IS THE BEST THING IVE EVER SEEN

[softlypetting]

all im interested in right now is laying in bed and kissing a lot.

[buried-l0cket]

Here’s the BisexualiTEA ☕️

[wegotmonsters-deactivated202202]

IF HE DONT HYPE YA SELFIES/NUDES HE AINT THE ONE.

[onlinecounsellingcollege]

“So much of what we learn about love is taught be people who never really loved us.”

— r.h. sin

[different-landscapes]

[tankiesinpari-deactivated202011]

the word lover is so infinitely soft. So universal. So timeless. Two girls with awkward, hungry hands. A boy and a girl in the dark. Two men in empty light. A marriage of 40 years. Letters over eons. Sappho’s poems. The corner of a mouth. Lovers, lovers, lovers.

[quotemadness]

“Everyone with a beating heart deserves to be saved.”

— J.R. Ward

[poemswords]

“I notice everything, I just act like I don’t”

— (via love-diaries)

[hobolunchbox]

Cage Fight

[bookish-soul]

“A cat has absolute emotional honesty: human beings, for one reason or another, may hide their feelings, but a cat does not.” ― Ernest Hemingway

[wenchyfloozymoo]

[onlinecounsellingcollege]

“If all you can do is crawl, start crawling.”

— Rumi

[latenights]

Music always helps, no matter what you’re going through.