An Introverted Rock

It is I, but a simple rock. Controls human who posts on my blog.

[todaysbird]

he is blogging

[paperplanechemtrails]

[8nin]

i agree with british people when they say fooking ell

[sataniccapitalist]

[sataniccapitalist]

[aureliagaming]

*coughs blood* youre all just jealous of my wound. yuore trying to make me get rid of it because you wish you had a wound this cool

[sataniccapitalist]

[binturong-of-the-day]

The binturong of weariness

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

You are an adventurer in a generic fantasy world and you use this weapon!

Do you like it?

YES!!!!!

yes

Eh it's okay

No

NO!!!!!!!

Remaining time: 1 day 19 hours

[crimewave420]

Just so you know, subway swapped their 2 footlongs discount code from FL1399 to 2FOR1299

[renthony]

It's wild to watch the phrase "tumblr sexyman" morph into "man that tumblr thinks is sexy," because when I first saw the phrase come into use, I always saw it used in reference to the phenomenon of "when presented with a wide array of fictional characters, tumblr will always pick the skinny white man to obsess over, and if the fan-favorite character has no canonical human appearance, the fandom will inevitably create a popular fanon of the character as as a skinny white man."

When I hear "tumblr sexyman," I think of Cecil Night Vale being constantly depicted as a skinny white man instead of literally anything else. I think of the background character white men who get elevated over protagonists that are women, people of color, or otherwise not the white man power fantasy.

"Tumblr sexyman" is, like. An insult. I DON'T want any of my blorbos to win a "tumblr sexyman" poll. "Tumblr sexyman" is the exact opposite of what I want my own OCs to be. If any of my characters ever get called "tumblr sexyman," I will have to immediately re-evaluate myself and the art I'm making.

[renthony]

Things I think of when I hear "tumblr sexyman":

Cecil Night Vale, as previously mentioned.

Oncelercest, because if there aren't two skinny white men to ship, tumblr fandom will start shipping the skinny white man with himself.

Bill Cipher inexplicably being fanon'd as a white twink despite being a fucking triangle.

Everyone fawning over Marvel Loki while shoving every woman and Black person in the MCU aside.

The way nearly every single character in Hazbin Hotel has the same "tall and skinny" body type, along with all the criticisms Black audience members have made about the issues with Alastor's design.

The way tumblr got obsessed with the white man villain in Sinners.

[tatzelwurming]

hey man can i bum a couple of fire arrows

[tamamita]

I know that the Settler state will never recover its public image, but hiring this white demon is like begging someone to kick an already dead dog.

[tamamita]

they gave him a Chatgpt magen david

[swagvo1d]

i love him

[eatcopperwire]

[ayeforscotland]

Every note in Resident Evil.

[labcorphehe-deactivated20260118]

tmi stands for tell me immediately

[187onabuster-deactivated2025013]

fucked to death - Matrix soundtrack

[emotargaryen]

one of the tweets of all time to me

[1794]

mustard snob canon