Solitude

This blog is just a reflection of whatever I'm feeling at the moment. That's it, that's all.

[i-n-vogue]

business email glossary

thanks in advance: get this done by the time i press "send"

thanks for your interest: why'd you have to bring this up

would you be so kind: fucking do it

best: i have never physically met you

all best: this conversation is over

all my best: i wish you would die

happy to help: this is the easiest thing in my inbox

i hope this helps: i've done all i'm willing to do

i did a bit of research: i googled it, because you're too lazy to

sorry to chase: answer my email

so sorry to chase: answer my FUCKING email

i am really sorry for being a pest but: i am LIVID that you are ignoring me

please contact my colleague: this isn't my problem

i'm copying in my colleague: this isn't my problem and i am thrilled about it

i'll check and get back to you: i might forget to

i'll let you know when i hear anything: i will forget to

can you check back with me in a week?: i'm hoping you will forget to

per our earlier conversation: i just yelled at you on the phone

great to chat just now: you just yelled at me on the phone

thanks!: i'm not mad at you

thanks!!: please don't be mad at me

thanks!!!: i'm crying at my desk

please advise: this might be your fault

kindly advise: this is entirely your fault

mind if i swing by?: i'm already in the elevator

can you confirm for me: you told me before and i deleted the email

sorry if that was unclear: i think you're an idiot

let me know if you need anything else: please never contact me again

Reblogging to add a direct quote that I used today -

Please respect my work process: just do it the way I told you to and stop arguing with me, I don't care what you think

[ma-lachi]

Hear her out, take her out, eat her out.

[onlytwitterpics]

[jumex]

[challenger2753]

bye

[joner]

me, laying on top of my significant other: hey

[botanize]

[iilef]

thats it. this is the 1 that kills me

[blvckflamingo]

*still lets her know that she’s beautiful*

[catsbeaversandducks]

Cats are so dramatic…

Photos by ©The Kitty The Cat

[catsuggest]

how to have hous adventur

[cheatcommandos-deactivated20180]

its 1:42 am and i just heard the unmistakeable sound of someone sprinting down the road wearing flip flops. good luck buddy

[theryanrose1]

[ill-matic]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[fridadali]

I need me a freak like this 

[coconutlemonnlime-blog]

[late-dawnsandearly-sunsets]

[stability]

[diaryofacreativehoarder]

[marci1900]

[fatimaisbored]