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i think it would be pretty rad if obama could backflip off of trapeze swings like that dream i had

[spicymochi]

your month, your bird!

[pansyfemme]

my brain has subconciously decided that tiktok is “unhealthy” but tumblr is “healthy” which i dont think is entirely true but i kind of like the idea.

[haaarpb]

ok: i did a very stupid comic put it up on bluesky and immediately got embarrassed and deleted it BUT: im puttin it up again here so u guys cannot judge me

[overdramatics]

Everytime I lay on my bed I feel like that one emo boy laying on his bed

[overdramatics]

me when I lay on my bed

[sayruq]

Donate to Hot meals 4 Starved Palestinian Kids in north Gaza, organized by Hani Almadhoun

Do you know what it’s like to watch your family starve? I do. My… Hani Almadhoun needs your support for Hot meals 4 Starved Palestinian

Donate!!!!!! Boost!!!!!

[findyourocean-deactivated201812]

[railroadsoftware]

you know he sniffed a dirt

[podcastwizard]

the hot new trend is "guard posting"

[towerofglass]

[mtfoss]

House is pregnant

[lacefuneral]

good for him!!!!

[lacefuneral]

it was a baby girl! what should he name her?

[lacefuneral]

all VERY good suggestions!

[amygdalae]

Is that a boner in your pocket or are you just. banana to see me.

MUDCRABS

[depsidase]

[thebootydiaries]

[raionmimi]

Obsessed with this actually

[beemovieerotica]

PSA: bot comments are taking over ao3

The above examples have been provided with the authors' permission to demonstrate what these look like.

Basic rundown:

They are all 3 sentences long

Perfect grammar, capitalization, and punctuation

Like absolutely flawless English teacher-style writing with only a single exclamation mark, ever

No mentions whatsoever of character names, settings, situations, or anything that could be tied to the story

The usernames may be identical to people who exist on ao3, but the name is not clickable, and no profile is associated with it EXCEPT when you directly search for that name. What this means: the comments come from an unregistered (not logged in) reader, bots scrape the site for real usernames, attach that to the comment, and post

Please spread the word about this so authors can filter comments and report them accordingly

There has been some speculation about why this is happening at all, and the best guess is that this is a feature that AI-training story-scraping tools are implementing to try and make their browsing traffic look legitimate

[zigzag-wanderer]

what fresh hell is this?

[pissvortex]

they can’t keep doing this…

[tabloidsores]

I’m getting reports that a wandering ronin has “struck P. Vortex down” in a “single wicked strike”.

[bewbin]

wife: sweetie are you okay? you havent been yourself since you came home from the war Dude who had his rocket launcher taken away by MasterChief: ill be fine one day but not now

[kineticpenguin]

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

fixed a problem at work that i vaguely saw a manager fix once and i did it faster which means that i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

i comen to get you :D

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]