My Stoner Thoughts

I spend a lot of time high and have a lot of important thoughts and questions.

[bunnyfood]

“My wife’s horse has a problem with flies bothering his leg wound so she harnessed her Doctoral degree and fashioned him jean suspenders…”

(Source: Ben Voytas)

[icedsilver]

Jorse

[ihasafandom]

finally, an answer to how a horse would wear jeans

[ieg]

[abduction]

[nikolawashere]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[lokidindeed]

[theradicalace]

i looked up a size chart and apparantly uh

apparantly sizes bigger than .9 exist which is,, fucking cursed

[tht1prsn]

There’s a special sharpener for them too which is horrible and they shouldn’t exist

[i-needed-to-share]

I’m really sad because I really want some spaghetti with bacon in the sauce but I live at home and can’t make bacon in the middle of the night :(

[i-needed-to-share]

Get some gram crackers. Get some milk. Put them in a bowl. Mix them together. You’re welcome.

[i-needed-to-share]

I should measure my wingspan so I use it while guesstimating lengths 

[i-needed-to-share]

what if we said period com instead of dot com? 

[i-needed-to-share]

Do you pronounce it pecan or pecan? Carmel or Carmel?

[i-needed-to-share]

It blows my mind how strong zip ties are

[i-needed-to-share]

Do aliens have body hair?

[i-needed-to-share]

we could be upside down right now and never know because of gravity 

[i-needed-to-share]

people who recline their seats on airplanes are assholes 

no exceptions 

[i-needed-to-share]

What purpose does armpit hair serve?

[i-needed-to-share]

Picture this: A sweat lodge but with thc smoke instead of steam 

[i-needed-to-share]

Space doesn’t have a north, south, east, or west