Roy Mustang burnt my school down

Hi I'm Scarlett and I'm anime trash ^.^ You can find anything and everything on my blog. It's like one of those shops that supposedly stocks absolutely everything in existence like in that TV show about the magic coin or something that I used to watch as...

[fakehistory]

Napoleon after his failed invasion of Russia in the winter (1812, colorized)

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

unironically liking “never gonna give you up” makes you immortal, invulnerable, and unstoppable. in this essay i will

[quantifierrasing]

Op where’s the essay

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

right here!

[muffintop-malachite-deactivated]

I clicked it without thinking about it perish op

[nyanbinyuri]

it seems you will be the one that will be perishing my good bitch

[iesuuyr-deactivated20210106]

Kyoto, Japan | Yuri Yorozuna

[niknak79]

[llamalamu]

take that, a-hole

[orriculum]

can i get uh……..McDeath™

[fayzaundevon]

is that that one play by Shakespeare

[orriculum]

yeah

[linusquotes]

[officialmickrock-deactivated202]

I’m in love with the great British bake off

[killerkitty707]

“Yoink” is the opposite of “Yeet”

[wierdrocks]

But it’s just as fast

[marmastry]

[eclecvtic]

I need something of yours Sophie.

[writing-prompt-s]

You, a time traveler, accidentally introduced twenty-first century slang to Shakespeare.

[thelibrarina]

For never was a story of more woe O bard Alexa, play us despacito.

[fanonical]

One time, Gryffindor reached exactly 69 house points, and for two whole weeks they managed not to gain or lose any by being as boring as possible. It was finally broken when Hermione was awarded 10 points for some good Charms homework, and Ron was subtracted 20 for yelling “FUCKS SAKE HERMIONE” in response

[memewhore]

[wrong-url-motherfucker]

Government, Monty Python Style

[xanthewalter]

Still brilliantly funny all these years later.

[seriously-what-is-my-life]

BEST INSULTS

[that-greek-gold-rush]

whenever i find monty python casually just on my dashboard i just blink a few times and then get super fucking excited because i don’t see them as much as i’d like to on tumblr

[dansecoppelia-blog]

If I don’t reblog Monty Python when it crosses my dash, assume I’m dead.

[sandandglass]

Yuriko Kotani /  Russell Howard’s Stand Up Central

[jack-brocallahan-deactivated201]

my mom is scREAMING downstairs right now about how there’s no chocolate.

“How can we NOT HAVE CHOCOLATE IN THIS HOUSE?”

“How is there NO CHOCOLATE???”

“DO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT WE HAVE A WHALE HANGING FROM THE CEILING BUT THERE’S NO CHOCOLATE?”

[jack-brocallahan-deactivated201]

[shitpostpriest]

my uterus, once every month: this bitch empty, YEET