Yummy Headcanons

Idk lol

[i-pick-men]

Yo this is my intoduction i guess.

Request are always open

The rules are here

Post by @i-pick-men

💬 0  🔁 0  ❤️ 3 · Rules for requsts. Always open, slow, but always open, so please be a patient good boy. What i will write, shpoing of cha

Ha/they, anything as long as not shae/her

Im not english lol.

Fandom:

Pikmin

Tf2

Mgs mgr

Wolfenstein

Doom

Ace atorney

Phighting and block tales

The shi im bouta post:

Head canons

Promps for selfshipping w characters

MEMES

Incorrect quotes

X reader stuff

Oh and btw i can’t draw.

[hypn0sssss]

On my Ace Attorney island Morgan Fey randomly fell in love with Matt Engarde (?? I don't know how) and for shits and giggles I encouraged her to ask him out and he (thankfully) rejected her this game is not real

[i-pick-men]

This remindes my of when sniper wolf [mgs] fell in love whit my self insert WHO WAS IN LOVE WITH EDGHEWORT so he dunked her.

But edgheworth was in love with sniper wolf, but then she dunked her to for my self insert and are now in a relationship.

[i-pick-men]

Ok im back.

[i-pick-men]

Well shit.

[sanguinewolves]

yk what i hate though. is when i find a meme and im like THIS IS SO [cool intimidating mutual i never talk to] I SHOULD SEND IT TO THEM but then i remember ive never talked to them ever and so i cant just like give them a meme out of the blue and so the meme just withers and rots in my camera roll 😔

[autistic-af]

Reblog if a mutual who's never spoken to you can randomly send you memes that made them think of you.

[cuunos]

hey can everyone do me a favor and put in the tags why they chose their name? even if you don't go by a chosen name irl, you can put why you chose your online name.

[i-pick-men]

heyy i'd love to request some romantic hcs for ocelot, preferably mgs3!! that man needs more love <33

maybe with him crushing on a fellow spy/soldier reader?? 👀

thanks! have a nice day!

Yeah sure, i will after finishing a little edgewort x reader im doing and then i will be free.

Lil question, is reader a part of gru or an american infiltrat?

[i-pick-men]

Could we get Reginald from block tales x centaur reader where they're kinda like a war horse for him? I always thought the idea of a battle centaur was cool

Yes you can! The idea is very intruiging honestly, if you want to specify more write in the comments of the post.

And the finished work will reblog this.

[i-pick-men]

Fight switch

A/n: you probably intended it in a romantic one-shot way but it turned out platonic head canons, im sorry for being such a usless fucking dumbass, hope you forgive me.

Warning: reginald.

•your one of his only friends (w robur and azuri) so he is very protective, despite the fact that with you being a centuar you have the strengt of 5 higly trained men, and also being heavely armored at all times. (Medieval horse armor is dope as hell)

•and being the war horse of good ol’ reggie does bring his fair amount of advantages too, for example, living in the castle of titanic size or having all your needs at reach.

•belive it or not, despite how looks on the outside, he is the biggest softie of trinity.

•he’s lwk obsessed by knowing everithing about your kind, wich can be cute at first, untile it’s just a swarm of the most random questions ever.

•his troops might act weirdly around you or look at you strangely. Nothing much, but there are some cinder block headed idiots who try to ride on your back out of nowere while you were just tryng to relax. Needles to say that if reggie finds those fuckers, they are either fired on the spot and excluded from other job offers or exiled. Remember when i said that he is over protective? Yeah this are the results. But im not complaining honestly.

•but there are 2 obvious down sides, your probably being overworked as hell and have to put up with reginald, who constantly wants to fight everone, including you.(the worst one).

The reason you are overworked is because your one of a kind resource, and the trinity council knows that, so for every fight that reginald gets in, your also there. A.K.A. Almost always, but atleast thanks to your combined strengths they never actualy get too serius.

Untill the player arrives.

[i-pick-men]

Hope you like it.

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you are in The Amazing Digital Circus!

your avatar is THIS

are you happy with it?

yes! It's better than my real body!

yes! I miss my real body though

Eh

Ew.

Results/unsure

Voting ended onMay 24

[jathis]

I got a moth person!

*runs around happily collecting lamps*

[gummy-wyrmonastring]

Im a Sticky hand person.....

[captaincreative]

Lego creature

[i-pick-men]

Bro i got “One of those stretchy-sticky hand things!” TWICE. It must be fate.

[rosees3ray]

reblog if it's okay for your mutuals to message you and create an actual friendship, not just interactions

[andrabeets]

Can castaways be hooked up in your simulator? (yes, normal question😔💔

I assume you mean date LOL

Well, I won't say WHICH one but there is a planned ending for the player to get with a castaway... EYES

[i-pick-men]

Bro it’s gotta be sage leaf or olimar leaf.

Idk why but with eyes i tought of them.

[i-pick-men]

Could we get Reginald from block tales x centaur reader where they're kinda like a war horse for him? I always thought the idea of a battle centaur was cool

Yes you can! The idea is very intruiging honestly, if you want to specify more write in the comments of the post.

And the finished work will reblog this.

[i-pick-men]

Fight switch

A/n: you probably intended it in a romantic one-shot way but it turned out platonic head canons, im sorry for being such a usless fucking dumbass, hope you forgive me.

Warning: reginald.

•your one of his only friends (w robur and azuri) so he is very protective, despite the fact that with you being a centuar you have the strengt of 5 higly trained men, and also being heavely armored at all times. (Medieval horse armor is dope as hell)

•and being the war horse of good ol’ reggie does bring his fair amount of advantages too, for example, living in the castle of titanic size or having all your needs at reach.

•belive it or not, despite how looks on the outside, he is the biggest softie of trinity.

•he’s lwk obsessed by knowing everithing about your kind, wich can be cute at first, untile it’s just a swarm of the most random questions ever.

•his troops might act weirdly around you or look at you strangely. Nothing much, but there are some cinder block headed idiots who try to ride on your back out of nowere while you were just tryng to relax. Needles to say that if reggie finds those fuckers, they are either fired on the spot and excluded from other job offers or exiled. Remember when i said that he is over protective? Yeah this are the results. But im not complaining honestly.

•but there are 2 obvious down sides, your probably being overworked as hell and have to put up with reginald, who constantly wants to fight everone, including you.(the worst one).

The reason you are overworked is because your one of a kind resource, and the trinity council knows that, so for every fight that reginald gets in, your also there. A.K.A. Almost always, but atleast thanks to your combined strengths they never actualy get too serius.

Untill the player arrives.

[i-pick-men]

Could we get Reginald from block tales x centaur reader where they're kinda like a war horse for him? I always thought the idea of a battle centaur was cool

Yes you can! The idea is very intruiging honestly, if you want to specify more write in the comments of the post.

And the finished work will reblog this.

[i-pick-men]

Rules for requsts.

Always open, slow, but always open, so please be a patient good boy.

What i will write, shipping of characters dosen’t matter who (as long as it’s not a minor) ,gay, love poly are on the table, platonic friendship, platonic with minors and parent son/daughter moments.

Oc x canon is ok, but please give me an intro to said oc.

Head canons and one-shots are my way to go. I will rarely do a part 2 unless request or i fell like it (super rare)

X reader of anithing i wrote above.

What i won’t write (applies for all fandoms) pedos, non con/ hatefull/ unconfortable/ painful torture, stalking, yandere.

Fandoms and characters i write for:

Pikmin

The rescue corps and pikmin 3 bozoes, louie and you can request a guy from 4 to date 3 dw.

Phighting

The phighters idols and sfoth. The only side npc im ok with is zuka.

Block tales

EVERYONE. Excluding the emotions and mayor taniyel.

Ace atorney

Phoneix, edgewort, mia maya fey, gum shoe.

Metal gear solid

1 solid, liquid, ocelot, psycho mantis.

2 raiden, rose, ocelot, solid.

3 big boss, the cobras and the boss, ocelot (how original), eva.

5 big boss/V, ocelot, miller, quiet.

Rising raiden, sam, winds of destruction, armstrong.

Pvz

Heroes everyone.

Gw2 everyone.

Also i will do incorrect quotes and lil funny skit like quotes/eppisodes.

[bionicle216]

Edgeworth art🥹🥹

[i-pick-men]

Bro’s face, i muredered my dadda can i have ze candy now?

LMAO HE LOOKS SO INNOCENT!

And it goes to show even further the skill of the artist, displayng that he never left his traumatic childhood and that terrified little child will always bee part of him, wheter he likes it or not.

[i-pick-men]

Head canons of random shit of the rescue corps go!

Drinks

I honestly tink that shepherd and Yonny favourite drink is wine, but they both can’t drink it a lot because Shepherd need to be a good example for others, and Yonny because he is obsessed by the perfection of his own body and anithing but water will “turn the body of a perfect angel like me into a disgusting member of your kind”

Then there is Charos (my version of the rookie) who drinks so much wine, that when he drinks water his body detect’s it as poison (demo tf2 ref)

Russ would be in light beer, he drinks it often, but dosn’t recive the effects of it thanks to having a stomach that can digest rocks.

Dingo white monster. I don’t need to elaborate.

Bernard and collin both only drink water.

Bernard because he tinks wine tasted like rotten olives and beer cuz it tastel like piss. Do NOT ask him how he know tha taste of piss.

Collin, our little angel with a mental disorder, drinks water because he tinks he would dissapoint his family doing otherwise.

[i-pick-men]

I found your account through my notification

Can I get some finn mccool x reader? cant think of any scenario tbh

Have a good night/day

Oh this is the first request that i’ve got :)

Sorry to read your message this late, im now going to wrighe it don’t worry.

I will reblog this with the finished work when it’s ready.

Oh and since you didn’t soecify the reader will be a gender neutral player. Hope you don’t mind it.

[i-pick-men]

We’re stronger togeter.

Pre instablished relation, cuddles, love, mild violence, swearing and trash talking (dw non of it is directed to you.)

I wanna have a finn call card so bad it’s not even funny.

The pit floor 59

Ok, this is the last floor of this hell for now, one last fight, how hard can it be.

Player: you gotta be fucking kidding me.

Why, it’s the trinity council again, and a random hobo you don’t care about.

At least you call in reinforcements this time.

Robur: ah, i assume our presence dosn’t make you trilled does it?

Thooty dear: hello, i made new friends.

Reginald: and you got no esca-

Player: yeah, yeah i hate you wath ever. Go go gadget summon beatyfull boyfriend.

Player used “summon finn mcool”

finn mcool: sup babe, need me to trash out some pathetic little kid? Oh wait aren’t they like, suoer inportant people, what are they senators, ah who gives a damn. Let's kick their shins in, hon!

Le epic transition and your both half death but won.

Finn mcool: wow, those punks sure were tougher than they looked.

Player: especialy tha tweird blu deer. *phant*

Finn mcool: yeah, so, now that we are done with this “pit” thing, wanna go to the crib and cuddle? The boys aren’t there today.

Player: yeah, let’s do that.

You both layed on the sofa hugging lazely as you were exusted by the fight.

Finn softly carresing your hair (unless your bald) as the player gripped on his back while layng his head on finn’s own.

You inter crossed you legs, getting as close as possible.

Who knows how long yall staied that way, the only thing that is know is that the player fell asleep just 10 minutes in. And finn had no intention of moving.