Lady Disdain Yet Lives

[xcleanx]

i heard your key turn in the door down the hallway….. is that your key in the door?……. is it okay?……. is it you?…… or have they come to take me away? TO TAKE ME AWAYYYYYY

[alicentsgf]

cant lie this is hilarious to me

[tugtemester]

"I think that Mike runs like a lion-stalked gazelle." – Greg Davies

"He's floppy and strong." – Alex Horne

"I've never seen anyone move like Mike moves." – Ed Gamble

[zainclaw]

what are people’s stance on the oxford comma these days?

[zainclaw]

[l4dymanor]

except for the fact it was my birthday, MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY

[horriblehistorieschild]

[moon-covey]

ANTI-HERO (2022) dir. Taylor Swift

[lady-raziel]

i imagine the dynamics at the hull house to be something like this

[memewhore]

[sunscreenstudies]

Mr Darcy: “My future wife must be elegant and articulate and demuring and beautiful and intelligent and respectful of her station and have the perfect countance for being the lady of the house and be an accomplished woman and-”

Lizzie: *stumbles in wearing mud-covered boots, marches over, and insults him straight to his face*

Mr Darcy: “Never mind, I want that one”

[troutlawyer]

Grandmas were so right about puzzles and knitting and crocheting and solitaire and reading slow and slippers and baking and watching deer in the backyard send post

[deadpeatbogbody]

im dying over this thread of algorithmically-generated/otherwise low-effort Kindle covers

[deadpeatbogbody]

[guildenstern]

don't forget

[nessa007]

#cinematic parallels

[medievalthymes]

hot girl summer is OUT eat his heart in the marketplace autumn is IN

[spiced-wine-fic]

[oldbaton]

carly rae jepsen and abba have this thing in common where they make your blood feel carbonated

[posiehedge]

[tvgods]

i can’t even begin to explain why this scene made me wanna scream