Winchester. Spiderman. Why can't I have both?

Masterlist “It took several thousand miles for me to begin believing I am better than the worst things I’ve done. But I’m starting.” -Monty Montague

[i-sing-for-me]

there is no god, only kristen stewart’s legs

[saileen-away]

The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (2010) dir. David Slade Supernatural 8.05 “Blood Brother”

[sapphocastiel]

​show that has entire episode making fun of twilight turns into gay twilight

[buggachat]

Bakery “Enemies” AU, a Miraculous Ladybug fancomic

Years post-Hawkmoth defeat, Marinette comes home from a New York internship to Hawkmoth’s son working in her parent’s bakery. With the peacock miraculous user having never been found, and Tikki and Chat Noir unreachable, how will Marinette deal with this new threat in her home? (Oh, and they’ve never met before. )

Start Here / All / AO3 / Masterlist (described) (thanks to @iveofficiallygonemad & @princess-of-purple-prose !)

Kofi

[i-sing-for-me]

this might genuinely be the best thing I’ve ever read in my life. fight with the wall.

[sidsinning]

Saw a new draw your ship meme

Gotta be them

[cassandramutu]

What is this?! I like it very much! 😍🫠❤️‍🔥

[alicent-florent]

MARGOT ROBBIE as BARBIE behind the scenes of BARBIE (2023) dir. Greta Gerwig

[mandy-lane]

I'm Allan. I'm Ken's buddy. All his clothes fit me.

MICHAEL CERA as ALLAN in Barbie (2023) dir. Greta Gerwig

[nessa007]

BARBIE (2023) Dir. Greta Gerwig

[anotherbasicfanboi]

thinking about how if the creators of Supernatural hadn't been cowards, then instead of Cas smiling at Dean before being taken by the Empty, he would have kissed him. I think the look on Dean's face is how someone reacts to being kissed by the person he's been quietly pining after for years and knowing that what should have been great was an act of selfishness. Dean would have died with and for Cas if Cas didn't take that chance from him. And it would have been taken with a kiss.

[malcolmtuckerofficial]

succession as told through text posts part xii

p xi / p xiii

[thyqueerblueberry]

i will not be sad when succession ends. i've pre-grieved the show already.

[wulfhalls]

kendall: this is all for them!!! everything I do is for my children!!!!!!

rava: ok name one of their birthdays. just one

kendall:

[seraphtrevs]

VERY weird that the first thing out of roman's mouth when Shiv tells them she's pregnant is, "is it mine?" Like, it's SO weird that his mind went there immediately. Then he rolls his eyes about how she's having a "wambsgland," calls her fat, and tells her he'll jerk off to watching her breastfeed.

Obviously, he's "joking," (I don't think he actually wants to fuck his sister) but it's like he has to sexualize his love for his sister in that moment because sex is okay but love is weak, which again, it is very, very weird to feel like telling your sister you want to fuck her is more emotionally comfortable than saying you love her. He's also freaked out about her pregnant, womanly body, hence the "jokes" about her weight and beeastfeeding, but at the same time, I think he likes the idea of her having a baby - but it must be a Roy baby, not a "wambsgland." He's saying Shiv's baby is more his (and kendall's) than tom's, who is an outsider. Disturbing stuff! Not even freud could untangle this.

[caterinasmeanrighthook]

1x08-4x09

[vaguelyprophetic]

“You get positioned to be the guy, and you shoot yourself in the foot by just being a human being.” (Kieran in Vanity Fair)

[nicollekidman]

arian.

[modernbaseball]

Naming the female razor brand Venus is so personally offensive to me....you think Venus the goddess of love and sex and beauty was shaving her PUSSY? Go kill yourself