a literal art hoe

he calls me his sunshine and this is the happiest I've been

[just-shower-thoughts]

You don’t realize how loud electricity is until your power goes out.

[jumex]

no offense but…I love water

[ryvko]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

seduce me with ridiculous history facts

[chrownox]

Pineapples used to be so expensive that people would rent them for partys as prestige decoration

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

that’s the shit

[secretaryofdarkness]

Upwards of 90% of all giraffe sex is homosexual, with some males even developing intimate relationships that include fawning and cuddling with their necks.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

my first thought was “this can’t possibly be based on fact” and then

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

this has nothing to do with history

[unclefather]

Historically, giraffes are gay

[graceking]

I love these comics by Nathan W. Pyle.

[roberttheglitcherino]

I am absolutely positive if aliens tried to blend in this is what they’d end up looking like

[toastbutteregg]

@snapchat instead of bringing in useless updates, how bout bringing this back again 

tbh i miss the drama that comes with this feature

[theshitneyspears]

I declare the defendant: A SNACC!

[livelegatolagrange-deactivated2]

That shirt is too small and that tie is just too wrong. Your grace, I believe the defendant should stri- take them off before we can proceed any further.

[javeliner-blog]

Home Alone (1990, Comedy) Two burglars attempt to murder an abandoned 8-year-old child

[bunsxbunsxbuns]

heard you guys might like this embroidery I did

[reginasphalanges]

[toastbutteregg]

this is my life in summary

[astudyintransience]

sorry i was late i can’t conceptualize time

[kaatnisseverdeen]

[ripe]

paperocelot on ig

[toastbutteregg]

MICROSOFT EXCEL

[apple-music]

[todaysbird]

birds are bad. for my health because they make my heart swell up with so much love I risk going into cardiac arrest and perishing immediately