Shits and Giggles

Everyone just needs to smile every once in a while

[incogniito]

A cough is just a crunchy breath

[anguishboy]

A yawn is just a boneless cough

[kazeself]

why the fuck do these make sense???

[tchaikovskaya]

thank u google thats exactly what i was looking for, not how many days she has been the prime minister of the united kingdom, her height in picometers. you can read my mind, google, its uncanny 

[afrodesiacworldwide]

WHO CAN RELATE??

[hydrocunt]

As someone who’s from New Jersey’s central shore area, I can promise Italian men of his age speak this passionately about everything.

[joydivisionisntthatgood-deactiv]

If this isn’t jersey, this is easily long island

[yoshthethird]

This is PAINFULLY Long Island.

[yeezus-fish]

you’re all wrong this is Brooklyn/ Staten Island 

[seventeen-cold-showers]

I looked up mad max: fieri road and I was not disappointed

[toshio]

[loopedgifs]

The train 

[nyambient]

this is so fucked up. is this real?

[shezmycollar-deactivated2017071]

yea

[1721chambers-deactivated2022102]

My ride is here

[stereofeathers]

FUCK I FORGOT THAT THE BIRD STORE I WORK AT HAS ONE BABY BIRD THAT LIKES TO SLEEP IN PEOPLES POCKETS IM HOME AND SOMETHING IS MOVING IN MY POCKET OH FUCK

[stereofeathers]

YEAH ITS THE BIRD I JUST ACCIDENTALLY STOLE A BIRD

[stereofeathers]

 MY BOSS JUST GAVE ME THE MOST STERN LOOK OF DISAPPROVAL BEFORE HE STARTED LAUGHING SO HARD HE HAD TO GRAB THE EDGE OF A TABLE

[stereofeathers]

NO GOD PLEASE DONT LET THIS BE THE POST THAT MAKES ME TUMBLR FAMOUS

[chickenpet]

A beginner’s guide t

[bukbot]

For their birthday last year, bought eggs from the horrors of World War II.

[projectbot13]

Learn or do something and people and made by some work right.

[batdorable]

i didnt even realize this was a bot post and i forreal thought i was having an aneurysm 

[mayothompson]

wednesday night mood

[relishboi]

old fashioned breakcore

[smellestine]

I LOVE THIS SHIT SO MUCH AAAAAAAAAAA

[meloetta]

multiplayer video games bad for health, heart, and emotional wellbeing. cut them out of ur diet.

[bewbin]

did u lose again

[meloetta]

[skippitydippity]

listen i love vine and i’m so sad to see it go

[robloxgf-deactivated20190515]

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST ONE IVE EVER SEEN OHMYGOD

[daddyfuckedme]

[mhysa-daenerystargaryen]

A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it. The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. However, as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point, they decided to try for 50%. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic. When they got home, the mailman was dead on the porch.

[smoothsister-deactivated2016032]

OH MY GOD I HAVE BEEN READING THIS FOR MONTHS NOW I GET IT

[thegreatbigfourmain]

I DONT GET IT

[rottenest-boi-blog]

so last night I had a dream that everyone in scooby doo went to college or something except for shaggy and scooby and shaggy was morosely trading in the mystery machine for a prius and the last thing I remember before waking up was scooby saying “raggy why” and shaggy goes “we need a car with better gas mileage scoob”

[sapphic-dreams-and-ashes]

although character backgrounds are fairly fluid through the Scooby Doo franchise, of all the gang, Norville “Shaggy” Roberts is A> the most financially well of, and B>the most likely to get an athletic scholarship. Daphne’s parents are rich, but she has for sisters, and the money is her parents still. Shaggy however is the sole beneficiary of the estate of his late uncle Beauregard, who left him an unspecifiedly large fortune and a large southern plantation. Shaggy is independently wealthy. Shaggy is also said, at multiple points across the various series, to have, in high school, won numerous awards in both Track and gymnastics. Coupled with the fact that he can outrun Scooby at times, and Great Danes can sustain speeds of 30 mph, means Shaggy can outrun Usain Bolt, atleast is there’s a mummy behind him, or a pizza at the finish line.

TL:DR Shaggy is doing fine and you don’t need to worry about him.

Now, let’s talk about how, CANNONICALLY, Scooby can speak human languages because he is distantly related to dread Cthulhu…

[gunzomi]

of all the useless information compiled on this website, this is the best thing I’ve ever heard

[squirrel4lyfe]

[tsarbucks-deactivated20190812]

[sniperscopes]

an uncrackable cold one meets unstoppable boys

[krool-gwooptsoov]

If one places a milkshake in one yard and a cold one waiting to crack in another, which yard would the boys go to?

[angel-ani]

But first, are they back in town yet?